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Throughout her childhood in Texas, Charlene Wilber only wanted to find true love and make her daddy proud. Oh, and to grow up to be adored by audiences in cineplexes all over the world, just like her idol Marilyn.
In Hollywood, Charlene thinks she’s found true love and the answer to all her prayers in Kurtis Jackman, the flashy movie producer who promises to make her a star. But when things don’t go as planned, and Charlene realizes Kurtis has done her dirty, she embarks on a twisted journey to exact her revenge...and make all her dreams come true in the process.
Countdown to Killing Kurtis is a dark comedy suspense thriller with WTF twists that brings new meaning to the phrase “I love you to death".
Listeners 18+ recommended due to some adult content, language, and situations.
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Tamara Collins is poised to become the next great American actress. The only problem is that Hollywood doesn't know it yet. Since her bills aren't paying themselves though, Tamara decides to sign on to star in the new stage play, It Should've Been Me. Tamara wants to just get in, get out, and get paid, but her co-stars - including Donovan Dobbs, her ex that left her at the altar, and Camille Woods, a young starlet with a serious grudge - could make this the worst decision Tamara's ever made.
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Enjoyable
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Love Unscripted
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Ryan Christensen just wanted to be an actor. Never in his wildest dreams did he imagine a life where fans would chase him, paparazzi would stalk him, and Hollywood studios would want to own him. While filming in Seaport, Rhode Island, Ryan ducks into a neighborhood bar for a quick escape from legions of screaming fans... and finds much more than he expected. Nursing a recent heartbreak, Taryn Mitchell believes men are best kept at a safe distance. But when Ryan Christensen unexpectedly bursts through the front door of her pub, she can’t help but be drawn in
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A WELL WRITTEN AND NARRATED LOVE STORY
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See Through Heart
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Ainsley came into my life in a flurry of vibrant colors, lighting my world up when all seemed lost. It wasn't our quiet nights by the creek or stolen kisses surrounded by a sea of cotton that saved me. It was her. She was my comfort when life threw one ugly tragedy after another at me. Until she dealt me the greatest blow. Now, abandonment, betrayal, and death darken every corner of my life. Anger and hurt burn bright where love and trust once lived. But now she's back.
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Heartbreakingly Beautiful
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Talk Dirty to Me
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- Narrated by: Scarlet Chase
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Former mean girl Dixie Davis is back in town, and it's payback time. Literally. Dixie is flat broke, and her best - make that only - friend, Landon, is throwing her a lifeline from the Great Beyond. Dixie stands to inherit his business...which is a phone sex empire. Wait, what? Plum Orchard, Georgia, is about to get even juicier.
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It's not a comedy, but it is a great story.
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Finding Amos
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Three daughters, connected only through their relationship to Amos, a now elderly ex-musician struggling with Alzheimer's disease, find their lives intertwining as a car accident reunites them at Amos' bedside - bringing some long-buried issues to light.
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Soulful
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In this modern-retelling of "Beauty and the Beast", Savannah Carmichael, betrayed by an unreliable source, returns to her hometown of Danvers, Virginia, with her once-promising journalism career in ruins. Given the opportunity to get back in the game by writing a patriotic human interest piece, Savannah turns her attention to the town hermit, Asher Lee, a wounded veteran who returned to Danvers eight years ago, and hasn't been seen since.
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A BREATHTAKING JOURNEY OF TRUST, BETRAYAL & LOVE
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The Air He Breathes
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I was warned about Tristan Cole. "Stay away from him," people said. "He's cruel." "He's cold." "He's damaged." It's easy to judge a man because of his past. To look at Tristan and see a monster. But I couldn't do that. I had to accept the wreckage that lived inside of him, because it also lived inside of me.
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Heartbreaking and heavy
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Misadventures of a City Girl
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Fresh off a divorce from a Hollywood hotshot, Madison Atwood needs an escape. With the paparazzi fresh on her heels and her love life splashed on every tabloid, she runs away to a swanky retreat in Northern California. Avalon Springs is the mountainside haven she needs to find herself again. Luke Dawson lives off the grid, preferring solitude to society. When he finds a beautiful woman soaking in the hot springs on his property, he can't stop himself from watching her. She captures his attention, but she's just a city girl - a beautiful distraction disturbing the peace.
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Ugh!
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Birthquake
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WARNING: Highly prone to spontaneous fits of delirium, irrational logic, and violent, unpredictable mood swings. This individual has been sober, swollen, and hungry for the past nine months, so proceed with caution and handle with care. Anything said during the course of labor and delivery should not be taken seriously. Side effects may last up to 18 years. Please consult your physician should castration occur. And never forget, this is all your fault.
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absoutely hilarious
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Willing Captive
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Delilah "Lily" Flynn is used to her drab existence. Lily's been living it for twenty two years. Her boring life is suddenly turned on its head when she's rudely kidnapped from her bedroom. Or so she thinks. Nox Taylor is far too high up in his field to be assigned a babysitting job. There's nothing more he wants than to complete his mission so he can be rid of the smartass tomboy, Lily.
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MUCH MORE THAN I WAS EXPECTING & ADDICTIVE TOO
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Love at First Sight
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Natalie McCleary couldn't believe her eyes - a lean-muscled, darkly tanned, nearly naked man stood in her path...and then it hit her: love. Everyone always told her it would hit like a thunderbolt, and she never believed them. But now she knew: practical, sensible Natalie was head over heels in love - with a stranger. But ex-Navy SEAL Dade Vega wasn't about to be a stranger for long.
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Enjoyable romance, but not memorable.
- By Karen on 06-01-13
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Ruin
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I'm not your typical girl. I've been running away from the memories that haunt me for so long that depression has become my only comfort. I was content in the darkness...until Wes Michels offered to be my light. I didn't know that time wasn't my ally - that every second that ticked past was one step closer to the end of something that was beginning to mean the end of myself. He tried to warn me. He promised me all he was able to offer - each moment as it came - but it would never be enough.
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Loved this book so hard.
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Capture
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Losing your ability to speak at the age of 17; it's not normal or fair. But trauma has a way of throwing normality out the window. Dani lives anything but a normal life: her sister is married to one of the biggest names in Hollywood, her best friends are rock stars, and she has more love around her than most people experience in a lifetime. But that doesn't change the fact their parents are dead, or that it's her fault. It seems her new normal is being a mute, living on the inside, unable to actually communicate on the outside.
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Great story
- By TeaReads on 08-05-17
By: Rachel Van Dyken
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Lost Love
- By: Kelly Elliott
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- Length: 9 hrs and 44 mins
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Moving back home to my parents' cattle ranch in Texas was the last thing I thought I'd be doing. But, here I stand...in front of my high school girlfriend. A beautiful, confident woman has replaced the young girl I once knew and loved. Hell. I'm still in love with her. Yep. Paxton Monroe was my first love and the one girl in town who now hated my guts. So much so, Paxton swore her revenge on me if it took her until the day she died.
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i hate it (spoiler alert)
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By: Kelly Elliott
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- Momandbooks
- 10-13-20
Wow
I absolutely loved Lauren Rowe as a Narrator in this one. It is not the typical Lauren Rowe book. This book was intriguing and different. It definitely isn’t your typical romance or suspense book. It was though brilliantly written and had wonderful elements and surprises.
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- erobbins33
- 09-18-15
Outstanding!
What made the experience of listening to Countdown to Killing Kurtis the most enjoyable?
The narrator was hilarious! I read this in ebook format first, and laughed til I cried, but the audio is ten times better!
Who was your favorite character and why?
Buttercup, because she is so 'matter-of-fact' throughout the whole story, that she's going to kill her husband. Her euphemisms are downright hilarious!
Have you listened to any of Lauren Rowe’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
Yes, I listened to the first book of the Club series. that was a dual-narration, and really good, too. Countdown is still my favorite, though.
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
Yes, but unfortunately life got in the way.
Any additional comments?
If you haven't read or listened to this book, do so immediately!
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- Laura McMillin
- 11-14-15
"Why thank you, Sugar!"
An absolute brilliant read! This book will have you on the edge of your seat and the ending will shock you!
Buttercup is hilarious with her sweet southern accent and internal dialogue! The story is dark and twisted but I freaking loved it! A definite must read!
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- Rebecca
- 04-25-16
Twisted and LOL
I listened to this book as I pressure washed my driveway and when I was finished, I looked for more things to clean, since I had an hour left in the book!!! I laughed out loud many times at Buttercup's thoughts, and although I never related to her character, I still found myself sympathizing with her "plight".
Not as predictable as I would've thought, which was refreshing, despite the underlying darkness of the story.
I love Lauren Rowe as a narrator, despite what other reviewers have said in some of her other books, and I think she outdid herself in this one!
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- TwinMamaReader22
- 04-15-19
Crazy
Wow this book was messed up. I don't know what i expected based on the title, but it wasn't what I got. At the beginning of the book I thought it was messed up and I almost quit, but eventually I couldn't put it down and I needed to know what was going to happen. Then a lot of unexpected twists. If you are into to dark psychological reads this is worth a read.
I would also like to give a shout out to Lauren Rowe for the narration, I couldn't even tell it was her and it was very impressive.
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- Tara Hardy
- 04-10-19
Lauren Rowe is a goddess
loved the book. Lauren Rowe is amazing and actually had the sexiest mans voice I've ever heard.
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- Stacie Sutton Burks
- 06-02-15
Wow what twist in the end
This was amazing !!! No spoilers here. It was full of comedy but what got me was the last 10 chapters. I did not see that coming!!! Lauren Rowe you've done it again surprised me and held me to the very end!!! Love love you narrated this book too!!
It is worth a listen and I recommend to everyone.
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- Chris Strickland
- 04-08-20
Previous review was wrong
In a previous review someone stated “that’s why writers are not narrators” however Miss Rowe did an excellent job. The story was interesting ( definitely different) I loved a lot of the southern dialect and sayings reminded me of when I was growing up. All in all a humorous and enjoyable listen.
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- HEATHER
- 09-11-18
SO FUNNY
rowe's narration is hilarious. her books are always so crazy funny. this one was slow going at first but hang in there it gets so much better!
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- Beautifully bookish
- 01-11-18
Fantastic!!
Can I just say that Buttercup is one crazy heffa!! I am going to say she is right up there with some of her favorite lunatics...lol. I felt myself possibly slipping away right alongside her laughing and carrying on at her "texas" twang and her colorful euphemisms. The author does an amazing job at narration. Her timing is perfect and I don't know if that accent is authentic or not but she nails it. The story itself had me mesmerized wondering what was going to happen to "poor" Kurtis. Loved this audio!!
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