The Glothic Tales
4 books in seriesFebruary the Fifth: The First Hilarious Glothic Tale Publisher's summary
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Book 1
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February the Fifth: The First Hilarious Glothic Tale
- The Glothic Tales, Book 1
- By: Derek Haines
- Narrated by: Persephone Rose
- Length: 7 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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In a remarkable turn of events, a young man with a lot definitely not going for him manages to come to terms with a startling reality. He has to grow up. Being handicapped by having rather nasty acne and an odd eye impediment, he also has to suffer the fact that his name is February. Or, at best, Feb to his very limited number of friends.
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Give the Author a sigar!
- By Keith LaDue on 04-12-19
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February the Fifth: The First Hilarious Glothic Tale
- The Glothic Tales, Book 1
- Narrated by: Persephone Rose
- Length: 7 hrs and 20 mins
- Release date: 10-23-18
- Language: English
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Book 2
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The Adventures of Hal
- The Second Glothic Tale
- By: Derek Haines
- Narrated by: Persephone Rose
- Length: 6 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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As so often happens, just when you think things are beautifully perfect, someone or something comes along to throw a spanner in the works. In Hal’s case, his idyllic life gets hit by a number of airborne wrenches. Then, when he thinks things are about as bad as they can get, they of course get a whole lot worse.
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some well placed theories.
- By Albert Bowen on 08-15-24
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The Adventures of Hal
- The Second Glothic Tale
- Narrated by: Persephone Rose
- Length: 6 hrs and 30 mins
- Release date: 01-29-19
- Language: English
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Book 3
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Septimity and the Blood Brotherhood
- The Glothic Tales, Book 3
- By: Derek Haines
- Narrated by: Persephone Rose
- Length: 4 hrs and 18 mins
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Long after Hal and February the Fifth, the Gregorian Royal Family gene pool has degenerated so badly, that the next Supreme Potentate of Gloth is destined to be a boy idiot whose father died racing him to the Palace garden.
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Apes are bad
- By Aaron & Klarissa on 06-25-24
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Septimity and the Blood Brotherhood
- The Glothic Tales, Book 3
- Narrated by: Persephone Rose
- Length: 4 hrs and 18 mins
- Release date: 02-07-23
- Language: English
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Book 4
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March: A Tale of Salmon and Swedes
- The Glothic Tales, Book 4
- By: Derek Haines
- Narrated by: Persephone Rose
- Length: 4 hrs and 21 mins
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"Quick March, the planet Earth needs to be saved!" Not from alien attack, nuclear destruction, or even being hit by a misguided comet. No, Earth needs to be saved from making millions of years of painful losses for Gloth, and it falls to March Gregorian, eldest son and heir to February the Twenty-Ninth, the Supreme Potentate of the Twelve Sun Systems of Gloth, to find a way to finally make Earth profitable. March is sure he knows which Earth product will solve the problem: Salmon. Unfortunately for March, all does not go well on the salmon front....
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Not bad
- By Aaron & Klarissa on 10-20-24
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March: A Tale of Salmon and Swedes
- The Glothic Tales, Book 4
- Narrated by: Persephone Rose
- Length: 4 hrs and 21 mins
- Release date: 12-07-19
- Language: English
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