On this episode of Submaroach, TMT and Mayowa bring the chaos as they tackle a mix of music beef, relationship drama, and global destruction (allegedly). Here’s what’s on the menu:

1. The Siraheem… Diss Track? – Is it really a diss track, or just really bad vibes? The boys break down the latest controversy.

2. Valentine’s Day Wedding – Romantic or a logistical nightmare? TMT and Mayowa debate the pros and cons of tying the knot on the most cliché love day of the year.

3. 2Baba’s Failings – Legendary musician 2Face Idibia has had his share of ups and downs. The boys discuss his career, personal life, and where things went wrong.

4. The Future of Nigerian Weddings – Are weddings in Nigeria getting out of hand? Will they get bigger, crazier, or finally become more reasonable?

5. Video Game Habits – From casual gaming to full-blown addiction, the boys talk about their gaming routines and how they’ve evolved over time.

6. Elon Musk Destroying South Africa? – Is the world’s richest man really ruining his home country, or is it just Twitter hysteria?

Packed with hot takes, sharp humour, and the usual Submaroach madness, this episode is a must-listen. Tune in now!

On this episode ofSubmaroach, TMT, Mayowa, and Koj dive into a hilarious mix of politics, pop culture, and TMT’s latest TikTok ambitions. Expect wild takes, deep-cut references, and plenty of laughs.

1. Performative Politics vs. The Real Deal – The boys break down the difference between politicians who just put on a show and those who actually stand for something.

2. TMT as a TikToker (With a Small Bum?) – The internet is calling, and TMT might just answer. But is he TikTok-ready?

3. TMT’s Dream Wedding – From the guest list to the color scheme, TMT lays out his vision for the ultimate wedding. Spoiler: It’s probably not what you expect.

4. Jim Iyke & Uche Jombo in a 4-Hour Hollywood Epic – TMT has been watching an unnecessarily long film, and he describes the first three hours in absurd detail.

5. The Impact of Kendrick Lamar’s “Not Like Us” – The song shook up hip-hop, but how deep does its impact go? The boys break it down.

6. A Lot of Colombia Talk – There are plenty of references to Colombia, its president, and… its third-largest export. (We’ll let you figure that one out.)

It’s another classicSubmaroach episode filled with deep dives, unfiltered jokes, and chaotic storytelling. Share, Listen, laugh, and don’t forget to subscribe!

Submaroach Episode 222: Koj’s Engaged, Military Tech, and Fixing Nigeria

After a weekend of partying Submaroach hosts TMT, Mayowa, and Koj dive into a mix of personal news, political insights, and their usual hilarious takes on life. You don’t want to miss this one!

1. Koj is Engaged! Big news—our very own Koj is officially off the market! The boys celebrate the engagement and share some laughs about love, weddings, and everything in between. Show him some love!

2. WAF x Israel Adesanya Collab? TMT imagines how a collaboration between Nigerian skateboard brand WAF and UFC star Israel Adesanya could save Israel's career.

3. Nigerian Military Coups & Tech Issues: TMT draws unexpected connections between Nigeria’s military coups in the 80s and today’s tech problems—yes, it’s as wild as it sounds.

4. Fixing Nigeria: The boys put on their problem-solving hats and discuss (probably impractical) ways to fix Nigeria’s many challenges. Expect hot takes and hilarious suggestions.

5. Churches & Money: They dive into the fragile and often controversial relationship between churches and money in Nigeria.

6. Grammy Stuff, Trump Stuff: Some Grammy gossip, some Trump antics—it’s all on the table.

7. Koj’s Court Marriage: Koj shares his experience getting legally hitched, with plenty of funny stories and insights.

8. Pet Peeves & Bad Habits: From personal annoyances to bad habits they can’t seem to shake, the boys let loose on what grinds their gears.

9. Ending on a Nigerian Music High Note: Mayowa is something else.

Tune in to Submaroach Episode 222 for laughs, life updates, and some seriously strange conversations. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and leave a review!

Get ready for another chaotic and hilarious episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s funniest and #1 comedy podcast, hosted by Mayowa, Tmt, and Koj. In Episode 221: "Opeyemi Famakin vs David Hundeyin and Joey Akan vs The Alté-Right," the guys dive into everything from Yoruba culture to Twitter beefs and Lagos drama.

The episode starts with Tmt confessing he wore the same outfit to a wedding on Saturday and a funeral on Sunday. This sparks a deep dive into Yoruba traditional attire, with the guys debating why the classic styles outshine modern interpretations.

Mayowa takes us on a journey through the All Saints Church Yaba vs St. Jude’s beef, before things heat up with a breakdown of the much-discussed feud between David Hundeyin and Opeyemi Famakin.

Tmt recounts his run-ins with the FRSC and the Police, sharing the chaos and humor in his recent encounters. Meanwhile, the guest offers insight into the Nigerian comedy scene and what it’s like dating as a comedian in Lagos—leading to a roasting session about Tmt’s love life as he dramatically declares, “I’m serious now!”

The guys also explore the idea of rebranding Submarine and A Roach as Nigeria’s Joe Rogan podcast, which somehow ends with the roasting of Peter Obi and a hilarious reading of a Dele Momodu diss from Twitter.

They shift gears to discuss dating Ibadan women, the Trevor Noah joke theft allegations and the eternal debate of marriages vs. being single—with Tmt hilariously coining the term “the punishment for being single is how expensive life is.”

The conversation gets spicy with Joey Akan vs the Alté community, as Tmt unveils his concept of the Alté-Right and rallies his imaginary army. The guys unpack why Nigerians root for winners, how the Alté scene scaled despite critics, and whether people are too quick to dismiss the gray areas in debates.

From Tech Cabal’s coverage of bad news to casting for “Children of Blood and Bone”, Nollywood, custom pillows as Nigerian heritage, and the Mainland vs Island divide, this episode is packed with insights, laughs, and plenty of roasting. The guys wrap it all up with a discussion about the fire at Bogobiri, their experiences watching comedy there, and an imaginary world where Dr. Umar becomes the President of the United States.

It’s unfiltered, chaotic, and absolutely hilarious—everything you expect from Submarine and A Roach! Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your podcasts.

Join the funniest men in Nigeria Tmt and Koj for another wild ride on Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast, Submarine and A Roach!

In Episode 220: "DOUBLEgänger," the duo tackles everything from existential shoe debates to Trump-era meme coins with their signature mix of humor and sharp takes.

This week, the guys dive into:

Do 5'7" men actually exist? And if they do, how threatening can they really be?

Skin tone semantics: The differences between how African Americans and Nigerians describe skin tones.

HipHop origins: Tmt shares his journey of falling in love with rap and the art of lyricism.

Music and memory: Koj draws parallels to an interview show he’s developing, where guests walk down memory lane with a playlist of their favorite songs.

Observing as a lifestyle: Koj confesses he’s spent a lifetime enjoying watching people do things instead of participating.

Trends, crocs, and shoe mandates: Tmt rants about his hatred of trends, his admiration for people who don’t care, and his disdain for Crocs—leading to a debate about the one pair of shoes everyone should own.

Trump and MLK Day: The irony of Trump being inaugurated on MLK Day and why they’d probably get along because of their shared “interests.”

Trump and Melania meme coins: Yes, it’s a thing—and the guys have thoughts.

The true way to make money: Tmt drops some unconventional wisdom.

Nigeria’s underground economy: A dive into selling drugs and running illegal businesses in Nigeria.

Drake vs. UMG lawsuit: The episode wraps up with a breakdown of the latest in this legal drama.

Packed with laughs, chaos, and sharp commentary, Submarine and A Roach delivers another unforgettable episode. Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your podcasts!

Kick off the New Year with Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj on Nigeria's funniest podcast and the #1 comedy podcast, Submarine and A Roach!

In Episode 219: "2025 is The Year of Vengeance", the trio dives into resolutions, reflections, and some chaos.

This week, the guys tackle:

• Tmt as a boss: Strict, but also channeling Aaron Pierre’s Mufasa energy.
• New Year’s Resolutions: Tmt declares 2025 the year of revenge after being wronged in the final days of 2024. Koj resolves to write one joke weekly and perform at shows that are not run by his friends.
• iFitness gyms: Tmt ranks the best and worst gyms he’s experienced, with no punches pulled.
• Skepta’s legacy: Mayowa crowns Skepta as Afrobeats’ biggest ambassador and breaks down his impact across the Nigerian music industry.
• FreshL’s barbershop saga: A hilarious legal analysis courtesy of Mayowa and Tmt’s law degrees.
• Highs and lows of 2024: The guys reflect on the moments that defined their year.

As always, it’s packed with laughs, sharp commentary, and the kind of banter that keeps Submarine and A Roach at the top of Nigeria’s podcast scene. Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your podcasts!

Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj for another unfiltered and laugh-out-loud episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast! In Episode 218: "It's a Badenoch Life For Us", the guys unpack everything from personal quirks to global headlines with their signature wit and banter.

This week, they kick things off by sharing the pettiest reasons they've ended things with someone—think weird voices, questionable reactions to recreational drugs, and impromptu photography.

Next, they catch up on life:

• Tmt recounts his latest traffic adventures in Lagos (you already know it’s chaos).
• Mayowa shares how he's been living his best cultured life, including attending the S16 film.

The trio dives into Nollywood, brainstorming what an Oscar-winning Nigerian movie could look like. Spoiler: It’s a movie about a party..

Finally, they wrap up with takes on:

• Shettima vs. Kemi Badenoch: A battle of political personalities.
• The shocking story of the UnitedHealthcare CEO's assassination.

Packed with humor, chaos, and sharp commentary, this episode has everything you didn’t know you needed. Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your podcasts!

Join Mayowa, Tmt, and Koj for Episode 217 of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast, as they uncover why "Joe Biden is #DaddyGoals."

The episode kicks off with Mayowa sharing his experience at Craving Cottage catching Fulham vs Arsenal. Koj then takes a playful jab at other Nigerian podcasters, daring them to showcase their own valedictorians, as they celebrate Oluwatomilola Adeniran, PAU’s best-graduating student and proud member of The Marine Kingdom.

Next, the guys get into the SPAC Nation’s Pastor Tobi Adegboyega (who for SEO reasons I might add is John Boyega's cousin), potentially getting deported from the U.K., and they also discuss Harvester’s Pastor Bolaji Idowu, recently fingered in EFCC case (red card). This naturally spirals into a discussion about pastors, their "drip," and their spin-offs.

Keeping things holy, they float the idea of turning Submarine and A Roach into a religious podcast, inspired by Spotify Wrapped data showing an explosion in religious and motivational podcasts among Nigeria’s top 10. Is this a sign of the agbado?

It’s another episode filled with sharp commentary, laughs, and the kind of chaotic banter that only Submarine and A Roach can deliver. Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your podcasts!