On this episode of Submaroach, TMT and Mayowa bring the chaos as they tackle a mix of music beef, relationship drama, and global destruction (allegedly). Here’s what’s on the menu:

1. The Siraheem… Diss Track? – Is it really a diss track, or just really bad vibes? The boys break down the latest controversy.

2. Valentine’s Day Wedding – Romantic or a logistical nightmare? TMT and Mayowa debate the pros and cons of tying the knot on the most cliché love day of the year.

3. 2Baba’s Failings – Legendary musician 2Face Idibia has had his share of ups and downs. The boys discuss his career, personal life, and where things went wrong.

4. The Future of Nigerian Weddings – Are weddings in Nigeria getting out of hand? Will they get bigger, crazier, or finally become more reasonable?

5. Video Game Habits – From casual gaming to full-blown addiction, the boys talk about their gaming routines and how they’ve evolved over time.

6. Elon Musk Destroying South Africa? – Is the world’s richest man really ruining his home country, or is it just Twitter hysteria?

Packed with hot takes, sharp humour, and the usual Submaroach madness, this episode is a must-listen. Tune in now!

On this episode ofSubmaroach, TMT, Mayowa, and Koj dive into a hilarious mix of politics, pop culture, and TMT’s latest TikTok ambitions. Expect wild takes, deep-cut references, and plenty of laughs.

1. Performative Politics vs. The Real Deal – The boys break down the difference between politicians who just put on a show and those who actually stand for something.

2. TMT as a TikToker (With a Small Bum?) – The internet is calling, and TMT might just answer. But is he TikTok-ready?

3. TMT’s Dream Wedding – From the guest list to the color scheme, TMT lays out his vision for the ultimate wedding. Spoiler: It’s probably not what you expect.

4. Jim Iyke & Uche Jombo in a 4-Hour Hollywood Epic – TMT has been watching an unnecessarily long film, and he describes the first three hours in absurd detail.

5. The Impact of Kendrick Lamar’s “Not Like Us” – The song shook up hip-hop, but how deep does its impact go? The boys break it down.

6. A Lot of Colombia Talk – There are plenty of references to Colombia, its president, and… its third-largest export. (We’ll let you figure that one out.)

It’s another classicSubmaroach episode filled with deep dives, unfiltered jokes, and chaotic storytelling. Share, Listen, laugh, and don’t forget to subscribe!

Submaroach Episode 222: Koj’s Engaged, Military Tech, and Fixing Nigeria

After a weekend of partying Submaroach hosts TMT, Mayowa, and Koj dive into a mix of personal news, political insights, and their usual hilarious takes on life. You don’t want to miss this one!

1. Koj is Engaged! Big news—our very own Koj is officially off the market! The boys celebrate the engagement and share some laughs about love, weddings, and everything in between. Show him some love!

2. WAF x Israel Adesanya Collab? TMT imagines how a collaboration between Nigerian skateboard brand WAF and UFC star Israel Adesanya could save Israel's career.

3. Nigerian Military Coups & Tech Issues: TMT draws unexpected connections between Nigeria’s military coups in the 80s and today’s tech problems—yes, it’s as wild as it sounds.

4. Fixing Nigeria: The boys put on their problem-solving hats and discuss (probably impractical) ways to fix Nigeria’s many challenges. Expect hot takes and hilarious suggestions.

5. Churches & Money: They dive into the fragile and often controversial relationship between churches and money in Nigeria.

6. Grammy Stuff, Trump Stuff: Some Grammy gossip, some Trump antics—it’s all on the table.

7. Koj’s Court Marriage: Koj shares his experience getting legally hitched, with plenty of funny stories and insights.

8. Pet Peeves & Bad Habits: From personal annoyances to bad habits they can’t seem to shake, the boys let loose on what grinds their gears.

9. Ending on a Nigerian Music High Note: Mayowa is something else.

Tune in to Submaroach Episode 222 for laughs, life updates, and some seriously strange conversations. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and leave a review!