Episodes

  • The B*tches Are Back!
    Apr 8 2025

    The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with Megan and Sarah poking fun at Rachel for not filling out a bracket before getting into the UConn Women's Basketball team winning the national championship over South Carolina. The trio moves onto the shocking news of the Denver Nuggets firing head coach Michael Malone despite winning a championship only 2 seasons ago. They stick with the NBA and react to Ja Morant being fined again by the league for yet another gun gesture during a celebration. Megan talks about her favorite team, the Los Angeles Dodgers, visiting the White House and the group gives their take on the season finale of White Lotus. The show rounds out with a Sports Bitch of the Week nominee and guessing Megan's current baby size!

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    51 mins
  • Two Threats of Death
    Mar 25 2025

    The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with the Rachel and Sarah laughing at Megan's comments to a heckler during a recent comedy show. The trio transitions to some recent sports news including Juju Watkins relationship with Jayden Daniels and her unfortunate ACL injury, Bill Belichick's girlfriend demanding to be CC'd on every email sent to him, Scottie Scheffler's Masters Dinner menu and Mookie Betts' health scare. The show rounds out with Megan updating us on her Indiana Pacers and the national anthem done bongos style at an Anaheim Ducks vs Nashville Predators game.

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    50 mins
  • Loose Teeth and Loose Guns
    Mar 18 2025

    The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with an update on Tracy Morgan who vomited court side at the New York Knicks game before laughing about a story from Rachel involving stray teeth on the ground. Next, both Sarah and Megan tell stories dealing with rodents in inconvenient places. They move onto sports where Sarah and Megan had their sons fill out NCAA brackets and the trio gives a preview of what to expect in both the men's and women's tournament. After the NCAA Tourney discussion, they dive into the NFL where they talk about Cam Heyward not warming up to the idea of Aaron Rodgers in Pittsburgh, quarterback contracts lately and the WAGs of the San Francisco 49ers. The show rounds out with Sarah updating us on the MLB games going on at the Tokyo Dome.

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    49 mins
  • Taylor Swift the Nanny
    Mar 11 2025

    The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with Megan and Rachel discussing their travel this past week and joke about what isn't cleaned inside hotel rooms. Next, they move onto the crazy NFL Free Agency frenzy where they discuss Myles Garrett sticking with the Cleveland Browns, Sam Darnold signing with the Seattle Seahawks, Daniel Jones signing with the Colts and guessing where Aaron Rodgers will wind up. Then, they pitch an idea to implement better day care for professional sports teams, including how Taylor Swift can help out the Kansas City Chiefs and round out the show with some MLB news.

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    49 mins
  • Sarah Dated A Blue Man
    Mar 4 2025

    The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with Megan sharing a bit about her Palm Springs trip and Sarah's "poop phone" story after a night performing at the Comedy Store. They transition to sports where Bill Belichick's UNC Tar Heels will be on the next edition of Hard Knocks after NFL teams declined. With the NFL Combine wrapping up they go over some headlines that came from Indy including Jalen Milroe's hand size, Shadeur Sanders potentially sliding in the Draft and what will the Browns do with their top pick? In the basketball world, everyone is excited Toronto gets a new WNBA team but bummed out that Kyrie Irving tore his ACL. The show rounds out with an interesting tidbit from Sarah about the Blue Man Group!

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    47 mins
  • Hoinking Your Doink
    Feb 25 2025

    The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with some laughs over Sarah's "healing potion" and Megan's son Conrad's potty training. They move onto the NFL where they discuss the contradictory stories about the Philadelphia Eagles visiting (or not visiting) the White House and former wide receiver Steve Smith being caught with another man's wife. The group is upset over Wemby's injury especially after the poor NBA All-Star Weekend and they weigh in on the New York Yankees lifting their 'beard ban.' The show rounds out with Rachel's question of what is the age range you think you could kick someone's ass?

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    44 mins
  • Benihana Birthdays
    Feb 18 2025

    The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with a double birthday as both Megan and Sarah celebrated on Monday! After they both gave a rundown of how they celebrated, they moved onto the recapping the lackluster NBA All-Star Weekend. The trio shares some ideas of how they'd improve it and give props to Mac McClung for winning his third dunk contest. Since Monday was also Presidents Day, they give out some sports figures they think would do a great job if they were ever elected into office. The show rounds out with the gals laughing about some NFL player's off-season cheat meals and Sarah's thoughts on the Unrivaled Tournament.

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    53 mins
  • Sarah's B*tches
    Feb 11 2025

    The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with Rachel saying how she is sick and saw a person get kicked off her flight on her way back from attending Super Bowl LIX in New Orleans. The trio recaps the game including how dominant the Philadlelphia Eagles were, Travis Kelce's comments about potentially attending the White House, Kendrick Lamar's halftime performance and Cooper DeJean having the best birthday you could ask for. Next, they joke about the funny reports from the Philly police scanner, go over some other NFL news, discuss Luka Doncic's Lakers debut and give out some predictions of who will be in the Super Bowl next year!

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    53 mins