Episodes

  • 290: I Have To Use My Mouth

    290: I Have To Use My Mouth
    Feb 20 2025
    Don’t drink a whole pot of coffee, Pat needs her glasses, all-star is finally over and watch out for red flags. Crystal was back at the hospital, tv used to be brutal, sometimes karma is on time and onions are good suckers.

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    1 hr and 36 mins
  • 289: Ladies of the Night

    289: Ladies of the Night
    Feb 13 2025
    Crystal is adjusting to a new medication, be your own valentine, Pat is working toward her independent goals and Stevi had a hospital visit. Trump is so petty, Kendrick did a great job, hoes get your heels ready and emergency responders are hot.

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    1 hr and 37 mins
  • 288: Amen To Jesus

    288: Amen To Jesus
    Feb 6 2025
    It’s been storming out, Mondays are for doctors appts, Pat is starting new meds and we learned a gross fact about our eyes. It’s Black History Month, practice good waxing etiquette, Peez is a supermodel and we’re just not very lady-like.

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    1 hr and 32 mins
  • 287: Indian Sex Chat

    287: Indian Sex Chat
    Jan 30 2025
    It’s Groundhog Day, dementia is not for the weak, Peez is punching people and Bunny went on a date. Mark needs to grow his hair out, jail dating can be lucrative, cure for hot flashes and Pat does not offer massage.

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    1 hr and 27 mins
  • 286: Rest In Piss

    286: Rest In Piss
    Jan 23 2025
    We’re back!
    Happy Birthday Stinkers, Peez loves Sugawolf, Nyah finally got a good doctor and you might still be carrying your baby daddy’s DNA. We live in North Korea, Pat helps a neighbor sneak out, classical is medicine and don’t steal from dead people.

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    1 hr and 57 mins
  • 285: Do You Have Lover?

    285: Do You Have Lover?
    Jan 6 2025
    Crystal had some major dental work, RIP Cat Woman, we need a shed and car stuff can be overwhelming. Carolyn won’t listen and Jimbo might be her roommate, Pat’s phone is full of mysteries, Crystal discovered a disgusting way to get high and we love a thrifting score.

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    1 hr and 55 mins
  • 284: Is He A Capricorn?

    284: Is He A Capricorn?
    Dec 28 2024
    Co-sleeping is amazing, a few cigs are good as a treat, the 90s had the best shoes and stockings are Crystal’s jam. Peez loves Jesus, women are magic, don’t be a mood killer and corporations are GREEDY.

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    1 hr and 33 mins
  • 283: Disgusting Gender

    283: Disgusting Gender
    Dec 22 2024
    Cults are fascinating, Carolyn’s chemical warfare, billionaires are scum and we’ve made some mistakes. Older kids are a different kind of stress, sometimes you just gotta explode, pigs contain human and nature provides everything we need.

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    1 hr and 32 mins