Hello Dysfunction

By: Hello Dysfunction
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  • Summary

  • Childhood best friends, PataFria: a professional Dominatrix, mommy/grandma and overall jack of all trades, and Crystal: a die hard animal lover, mommy/wife, peacemaker and caregiver of MANY share hilariously dysfunctional stories from their personal lives. Navigating mental illness, familial chaos, awkward sexual experiences, views on current events, a little gossip, the dumpster fire of politics and so much more. “Nothing is off limits and everything is funny”
    HelloDysfunction©2020
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Episodes
  • 290: I Have To Use My Mouth

    290: I Have To Use My Mouth
    Feb 20 2025
    Don’t drink a whole pot of coffee, Pat needs her glasses, all-star is finally over and watch out for red flags. Crystal was back at the hospital, tv used to be brutal, sometimes karma is on time and onions are good suckers.

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    1 hr and 36 mins
  • 289: Ladies of the Night

    289: Ladies of the Night
    Feb 13 2025
    Crystal is adjusting to a new medication, be your own valentine, Pat is working toward her independent goals and Stevi had a hospital visit. Trump is so petty, Kendrick did a great job, hoes get your heels ready and emergency responders are hot.

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    Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
    Instagram.com/crystaldamato21

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    1 hr and 37 mins
  • 288: Amen To Jesus

    288: Amen To Jesus
    Feb 6 2025
    It’s been storming out, Mondays are for doctors appts, Pat is starting new meds and we learned a gross fact about our eyes. It’s Black History Month, practice good waxing etiquette, Peez is a supermodel and we’re just not very lady-like.

    For bonus episodes and early releases join Patreon!
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    Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
    Instagram.com/crystaldamato21

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    1 hr and 32 mins

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