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White

By: Bret Easton Ellis
Narrated by: Bret Easton Ellis
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Own it, snowflakes: you've lost everything you claim to hold dear.

White is Bret Easton Ellis's first work of nonfiction. Already the bad boy of American literature, from Less Than Zero to American Psycho, Ellis has also earned the wrath of right-thinking people everywhere with his provocations on social media, and here he escalates his admonishment of received truths as expressed by today's version of "the left." Eschewing convention, he embraces views that will make many in literary and media communities cringe, as he takes aim at the relentless anti-Trump fixation, coastal elites, corporate censorship, Hollywood, identity politics, Generation Wuss, "woke" cultural watchdogs, the obfuscation of ideals once both cherished and clear, and the fugue state of American democracy. In a young century marked by hysterical correctness and obsessive fervency on both sides of an aisle that's taken on the scale of the Grand Canyon, White is a clarion call for freedom of speech and artistic freedom.

"The central tension in Ellis's art - or his life, for that matter - is that while [his] aesthetic is the cool reserve of his native California, detachment over ideology, he can't stop generating heat.... He's hard-wired to break furniture." (Karen Heller, The Washington Post)

"Sweating with rage...humming with paranoia." (Anna Leszkiewicz, The Guardian)

"Snowflakes on both coasts in withdrawal from Rachel Maddow's nightly Kremlinology lesson can purchase a whole book to inspire paroxysms of rage...a veritable thirst trap for the easily microaggressed. It's all here. Rants about Trump derangement syndrome; MSNBC; #MeToo; safe spaces." (Bari Weiss, The New York Times)

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"Playfully provocative...a feature-length yawp, equal parts memoir and State of the Union address, that will infuriate or delight.... [Ellis] rails against the diktats of the politically correct." (Charles Arrowsmith, The Washington Post)

"[In] his first book in nine years - and his nonfiction debut - Ellis exudes the same youthful spirit he’s always had: of irreverent amusement, quiet irony, indefatigable artistic curiosity. He’s a living embodiment of how, between the predigital world of 1985 and today, both everything and nothing has changed. And it’s been Ellis’s life’s work to make us confront the absurdity of that world in all its grimness, comedy and plastic beauty." (Lauren Christensen, The New York Times)

"Tough-minded and realistic.... Ellis will lose friends over this book." (Barton Swaim, The Wall Street Journal)

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Should be Required Reading For Liberals

Thanks, Bret. I wasn't sure if this was a topic I could maintain interest in for nearly seven hours. I was born a few weeks before you in 1964 so the discussion of your childhood life resonated with me. But, I am a guy who watches, reads, and listens to conservative media and have for decades... since that great day in 1987 when it all began.

What could you possibly tell me that I don't already know? Well... when it comes to the views of liberals and the destruction of one particular view by a member of that liberal cabal... you can teach most of us a lot. Great book. Listened all night. You really aren't a liberal. And once liberals are forced to confront what liberalism is and given specific policies and shown the effect of those policies under liberal and conservative principals... many, if not most liberals will also discover conservative leanings they knew nothing about.

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Great autobiography

Listening to Ellis' book brought back memories of the decades of my life though I'm older & definitely more lower middle class. However it is mainly his thorough disgust of the current political situation that I commend him for, especially as given his position as a celebrity exposes him to such vitriol yet he still has the courage to voice his opinion. He accurately explains why I have so much distaste for the left as much as the right and yearn for an alternative third solution.

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Very interesting! I imagine it's somewhat better suited for listening to than reading. It's the perfect thing to put on in the background while doing something else.

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A fun labyrinthine escape

He’s a difficult narrator, not giving space between words in a classical narration, but the story and the content warps and weaves through junctions of matters of importance. Well worth the time and very easy to take.

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Articulate, well written and narrated perfectly.

I am big Bret Easton Ellis fan, I have been obsessed with American Psycho for years.

First, let me say. It takes some serious onions to be so honest nowadays and I think Ellis really nailed the way a lot of us out there feel.

Straight, gay, white, black, liberal, conservative. Doesn’t matter, there are a large number of us that are just tired of victim culture and everybody having to apologize for absolutely everything they say and do. Mind you, he is only speaking on his own personal experience and his feelings related to these things, but it is refreshing to have an author of his caliber be so human and level headed.

There are a lot of little facts and insights about where Ellis was in his life as well as his mindset while writing some of his greats, American Psycho, Less than Zero, etc.

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Listened to it 3 times.

It’s hard to describe Interesting and clever as he always is. I will prolly listen again. Great narration

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Leftist Homo-libertarian solipsism

autobiographical account of author, which sounds to be pieced together from diary entries and formed into a narrative that follows the author's liberal childhood of horror films and lust for Richard Gere to author of nihilist gay roman a clef to crappy movie adaptations sprinkled with vignettes about meeting famous stars. along the way ellis fails to see that the increased political sensitivity/psychosis around him is due not to the corporatist enforced politeness and desire for likeability (e.g. as exemplified by a society of tiny, less intelligent less attractive Patrick Batemans) as he seems to believe, but due to high levels of enforced, absimilable quantities of non-white immigration into an already multinational state that no longer holds any of it's founding myths or materials sacred or even good. the author is smart and entertaining but not especially insightful except maybe to those coastal "millennial partners" et al. who will never read it. perhaps that's who he hopes most to impact.

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Haters will hate, but...

Very incisive insights into the state of our nation. I appreciated his perspectives on current issues

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I loved the candor, loved the perspective

us all having lived it, we have been in a silent civil war of wills for a couple years now. The self importance that many people of fame call to themselves, their certain ness that they the few and us the many stupid sheep, need them to absorb our rights because they know better...the aragence.. with fame comes responsibility people will pay attention to what you say undoubtedly...but we are skeptical creatures and CAN AND WILL JUDGE for ourselves what we think is best, thank you very much.

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I want Bret to be my daddy

Bret Easton Ellis is not the social critic we deserve, but the one we need.

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