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This Book Is Not a Present
- Narrated by: Max Greenfield
- Length: 5 mins
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Publisher's summary
A hilarious picture book companion to I Don't Want to Read This Book by actor Max Greenfield, adapted for audio!
We all know kids who carry a book everywhere they go. Kids who can't stop reading, even if it's long after bedtime. Kids who love nothing more than sitting quietly in the corner, turning page after page...
This book is a love letter to all the other kids. The ones who wouldn't dream of asking for a book as a present. The ones who unwrap the box hoping to find anything—a dog, a skateboard, even socks—besides a book.
Packed with clever, fourth-wall-breaking gags from Max Greenfield (New Girl), this ideal listen may not wag its tail or come with wheels, but it's sure to have even the most reluctant bibliophiles laughing all the way to the end.
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"Jack and the Beanstalk", read by Lenny Henry
"Goldilocks and the Three Bears", read by Sheridan Smith
"Puss in Boots", read by Lenny Henry
"Snow White", read by Sheridan Smith. Here are four fantastic stories, full of magic and fun, that young children are sure to love!
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Jack and the beanstalk
- By Amazon Customer on 03-02-21
By: BBC Audiobooks
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The Complete Wizard of Oz Collection
- All 22 Stories
- By: L. Frank Baum
- Narrated by: Eric Vincent
- Length: 90 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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This is the complete Wizard of Oz collection of 22 stories written by L. Frank Baum. This is the only complete collection that includes all the Oz stories. All 22 stories are fully complete. They include the dedication and the introduction of each story/book. In this collection, you will find stories not available in other collections. It even includes stories published after the death of L. Frank Baum.
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Audio chapter list below as was missing
- By MM on 04-09-14
By: L. Frank Baum
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Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior Collection: Books 1-3
- By: Cube Kid
- Narrated by: Michael Gallagher
- Length: 10 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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This audiobook collection combines Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: From Seeds to Swords, and Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Crafting Alliances into one action-packed listen. Follow Runt from choosing his path: being a warrior at the Minecraftia school, potion brew-offs, endermen and mob attacks, finding allies in unusual places, and more! Find out if Runt and his friends can face a peril greater than any they’ve ever known.
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BEST BOOK IN THE UNIVERSE!!!
- By Anonymous User on 11-07-24
By: Cube Kid
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- The Donough’s
- 09-05-23
Here for anything Max Greenfield will read!
I bought and read it for my 4 year-old and my 16 and 18 year-olds said they’d love to hear Max Greenfield read it so I came to Audible. We loved it. But yeah, a whole credit is a bummer to use on it. Definitely thankful for the smile it put on our faces!
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- Danilee O'Tanger
- 08-19-23
Cute story
I love Schmidt from the show New Girl. Very cute. Wish it wasn’t a whole credit for a 5 minute book though.
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