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Max Greenfield
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Max Greenfield
About this listen
From actor Max Greenfield (fan-favorite “Schmidt” from television’s New Girl) comes a hilarious audiobook for every child who thinks they don't like to read books (and all the kids - and grownups - who do).
Words, sentences, and even worse, paragraphs fill up books. Ugh! So what's a reluctant reader to do? Actor Max Greenfield (New Girl) bring the energy and laugh-out-loud fun out for every child (and parent) who thinks they don’t want to read a book. Joining the ranks of favorites like The Book with No Pictures and The Serious Goose, this clever and playful read-aloud, adapted for audio, breaks the fourth wall and will have all listeners coming back for laughs again and again!
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Here for anything Max Greenfield will read!
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By: Max Greenfield
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The Serious Goose
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- Narrated by: Jimmy Kimmel
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- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Written and narrated by Jimmy Kimmel, this audiobook challenges young listeners to bring the silly out of a very Serious Goose. Inspired by Jimmy's nickname for his kids, The Serious Goose reminds us to be silly in a serious way. Put your little comedians in front of a mylar mirror and challenge them to make this no-nonsense goose smile. This delightful audiobook is guaranteed to create gaggles of giggles time and time again!
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Just Because
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- Length: 4 mins
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It’s not a book. It’s a poem.
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- Length: 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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You might think a book with no pictures seems boring and serious. Except . . . here's how books work. Everything written on the page has to be said by the person reading it aloud. Even if the words say…. BLORK. Or BLUURF. Even if the words are a preposterous song about eating ants for breakfast, or just a list of astonishingly goofy sounds like BLAGGITY BLAGGITY and GLIBBITY GLOBBITY. Cleverly irreverent and irresistibly silly, The Book with No Pictures is one that kids will beg to hear again and again. (And parents will be happy to oblige.)
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Creepy Carrots
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- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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- By Carrie Wimmer on 02-07-24
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- Phoenix
- 01-26-23
Schmidt!!!
Idk if Schmidt is Max or Max is Schmidt but either way I’m loving it!
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- Maribel Caballero
- 01-18-22
Hilarious
I don't want to review this book! That would mean I finished reading the book that I don't want to read. It is awesome
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- Tonya Radel
- 05-26-22
My 8 Year Old LOVES This Book!
I have a very reluctant reader but he truly appreciates this story. And I appreciate the performance by Schmidt. I mean-‘Max! Well done!
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