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Narrated by:
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Phil Thron
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By:
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Benjamin Wallace
About this listen
Santa. Zombies. The HOA. Life in the suburbs isn’t all birthday parties and bounce houses.
The Zomnibus includes:
Dads vs. The World
John, Chris and Erik are neighbors in the quaint subdivision of The Creeks of Sage Valley Phase II. The three men happily live the typical suburban family life. But, instead of living a quiet life they’re forced to take on Santa, the Tooth Fairy, the HOA, and, worst of all one another.
Dads vs. Zombies
John, Chris and Erik are still living in their quiet suburban homes. And up until now, their only real problems have been with each other and the draconian rules of the HOA. But, that all changes when the dead rise from their graves and walk the Earth. Now, they must reluctantly join together to survive the spreading apocalypse and find their families. Personal fears, long buried secrets and their own personalities threaten to tear the group apart as they make their way across the zombie ridden landscape in Dads vs. Zombies.
Dads vs. Zombies: Year 2
The world looks different a year after the dead rose from their graves.
Survivors live in walled enclaves while the zombies roam freely in the wasteland. John, Chris and Erik have made their home in the enclave of Haven and earn their keep in town by scavenging for supplies outside the walls. These excursions bring them face-to-face with grubby urchins, deadly warlords and hordes of the undead.
Will they find their families? Will they survive the thing that wasn’t Bill? Who or what is Captain Awesome? Find out in Dads vs. Zombies, a laugh-out-loud look at family, fatherhood and the living dead. If you like action, adventure and hilarious, quick-witted banter, you’ll love The Dads vs. Collection.
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Immortal vampire assassin Sirius Sinister has a healthy libido that constantly results in bad relationship decisions. But when he’s served divorce papers by Bloodsucker Number One - a shady woman from his past - he realizes there’s a major problem: He was never even married to her, or so he thought. Regardless of the truth, Sirius is put under the jurisdiction of Immortal Divorce Court.
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Adventure Time
- By Sweetums on 01-02-24
By: Kirk Zurosky
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The Succubus Barista at Crimson Coffee Works for Blood and Tips
- By: Z.K. Walker
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 29 mins
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Where the latte is to die for—and so are you. Discover the dark side of caffeine at Crimson Brew, where investigative journalist Yuto Tanaka's story about trendy lattes transforms into a fight for survival. When mysterious barista Lila serves him a brew made from his deepest fears, Yuto must unravel the café's supernatural secrets before he becomes the latest customer to disappear. Armed with a librarian's wit and hidden clues, he races to expose the truth behind Crimson Brew's sinister menu—where every drink comes with a deadly price.
By: Z.K. Walker
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Defy the System
- By: System Lad
- Narrated by: Evan Jordan, Ella Maruja
- Length: 15 hrs and 38 mins
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The mysterious Overlords destroyed all electronics on Earth, imposed a game-like System, and unleashed ravenous horrors upon the planet. I’m Noah Clark, a streamer famous for my ability to beat co-op games while playing solo. The System doesn’t care if we live or die, but I was able to pick the hidden summoner class, so I’ve got access to game breaking mechanics that just might give me a chance.
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Great narrators bad material
- By kevin on 11-30-22
By: System Lad
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Defilade
- Up From the Depths Book 5
- By: J.R. Jackson
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 8 hrs and 35 mins
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Infection has encased the planet in web of destruction, death and anarchy. Hordes of infected roam the cities seeking out those that were overlooked in the outbreak. The weak succumb while the strong fight back. With limited options, governments resort to last ditch efforts to stop the spread of the virus. ODA-141, the SEALs of Shark Platoon and a company of Rangers are stranded in Alaska after a series of events forces them off course and into the throes of a blizzard. On foot, with wounded, they must continue their mission no matter the cost. The Safeguard group, after the second violent ...
By: J.R. Jackson
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Dronestar
- By: M.S. Zlotnickov
- Narrated by: Mandy Grant-Grierson
- Length: 7 hrs and 44 mins
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What would you do if you were torn from the only home you had ever known? Sirus Spadefoot, born on the trash planet Takis, is the son of a convicted felon, sentenced to life in the service of RECT corporation. He and his mother have been secretly scavenging for parts and building a ship to escape Takis forever. But when RECT discovers their illegal activities, Sirus’s mother is shipped off to another galaxy and Sirus, being native born, is sent to the other side of the planet to live with the indigenous population, the Diggees.
By: M.S. Zlotnickov
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Dads vs. Zombies
- Dads vs. Series, Book 1
- By: Benjamin Wallace
- Narrated by: Phil Thron
- Length: 9 hrs and 35 mins
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John, Chris, and Erik are neighbors in the quaint subdivision of the Creeks of Sage Valley, Phase II. The three men happily live the typical suburban family life. Their only real problems have been with each other and the draconian rules of the HOA. But, all that changes when the dead rise from their graves and walk the Earth. Now, they must reluctantly join together to survive the spreading apocalypse and find their families.
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Always good for a laugh
- By Starkles on 09-25-19
By: Benjamin Wallace
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My Ex-Wife Said Go to Hell
- Immortal Divorce Court, Volume 1
- By: Kirk Zurosky
- Narrated by: Patrick Zeller
- Length: 12 hrs and 24 mins
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Immortal vampire assassin Sirius Sinister has a healthy libido that constantly results in bad relationship decisions. But when he’s served divorce papers by Bloodsucker Number One - a shady woman from his past - he realizes there’s a major problem: He was never even married to her, or so he thought. Regardless of the truth, Sirius is put under the jurisdiction of Immortal Divorce Court.
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Adventure Time
- By Sweetums on 01-02-24
By: Kirk Zurosky
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The Succubus Barista at Crimson Coffee Works for Blood and Tips
- By: Z.K. Walker
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 29 mins
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Where the latte is to die for—and so are you. Discover the dark side of caffeine at Crimson Brew, where investigative journalist Yuto Tanaka's story about trendy lattes transforms into a fight for survival. When mysterious barista Lila serves him a brew made from his deepest fears, Yuto must unravel the café's supernatural secrets before he becomes the latest customer to disappear. Armed with a librarian's wit and hidden clues, he races to expose the truth behind Crimson Brew's sinister menu—where every drink comes with a deadly price.
By: Z.K. Walker
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Defy the System
- By: System Lad
- Narrated by: Evan Jordan, Ella Maruja
- Length: 15 hrs and 38 mins
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The mysterious Overlords destroyed all electronics on Earth, imposed a game-like System, and unleashed ravenous horrors upon the planet. I’m Noah Clark, a streamer famous for my ability to beat co-op games while playing solo. The System doesn’t care if we live or die, but I was able to pick the hidden summoner class, so I’ve got access to game breaking mechanics that just might give me a chance.
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Great narrators bad material
- By kevin on 11-30-22
By: System Lad
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Defilade
- Up From the Depths Book 5
- By: J.R. Jackson
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 8 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Infection has encased the planet in web of destruction, death and anarchy. Hordes of infected roam the cities seeking out those that were overlooked in the outbreak. The weak succumb while the strong fight back. With limited options, governments resort to last ditch efforts to stop the spread of the virus. ODA-141, the SEALs of Shark Platoon and a company of Rangers are stranded in Alaska after a series of events forces them off course and into the throes of a blizzard. On foot, with wounded, they must continue their mission no matter the cost. The Safeguard group, after the second violent ...
By: J.R. Jackson
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Dronestar
- By: M.S. Zlotnickov
- Narrated by: Mandy Grant-Grierson
- Length: 7 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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What would you do if you were torn from the only home you had ever known? Sirus Spadefoot, born on the trash planet Takis, is the son of a convicted felon, sentenced to life in the service of RECT corporation. He and his mother have been secretly scavenging for parts and building a ship to escape Takis forever. But when RECT discovers their illegal activities, Sirus’s mother is shipped off to another galaxy and Sirus, being native born, is sent to the other side of the planet to live with the indigenous population, the Diggees.
By: M.S. Zlotnickov
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Khyven the Unkillable: Legacy of Shadows
- Eldros Legacy, Book 1
- By: Todd Fahnestock
- Narrated by: Todd Fahnestock
- Length: 10 hrs and 25 mins
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After forty-nine victories in the bloody Night Ring, Khyven the Unkillable is a celebrity gladiator. If he can survive one more battle, King Vamreth will free him and declare him a knight. But the king doesn’t play fair. Instead, for Khyven’s fiftieth “battle,” the king orders him to travel through the magical noktum and infiltrate the secret lair of a rebel leader known only as “The Queen in Exile.” All Khyven must do to earn his knighthood is gain the queen’s trust…and betray her.
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Fantastic
- By Stacy on 11-20-24
By: Todd Fahnestock
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Necronado
- Cinema Obscura, Book 1
- By: RJ Roles
- Narrated by: Spencer Dillehay
- Length: 6 hrs and 39 mins
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The sleepy town of Lordsland is rocked by a baffling storm, leaving the residents mystified to its origins. As the day progresses, an insidious evil leaves the entire town scrambling in a battle against the newly awakened dead.
By: RJ Roles
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Biomance: An Urban Fantasy Slice of Life
- Biomance, Book 1
- By: Kirk Mason, Morgan Ranger
- Narrated by: Christopher Harbour, Mandy McCullough
- Length: 8 hrs and 26 mins
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Our retro-tech towns might seem idyllic, yet go beyond the arcades and coffee shops and you'll reach the danger zones roamed by bionic bots. Me? I ran a video store with my cute friend Emiko. She's always been a little different, so I had to look out for her—we usually just watched movies and played games together. One day, a suspicious pink-haired chick burst into the store, warning me not to watch a tape labeled Property of Steelheart—Do Not Watch! So obviously, I did, and a terrifying ghost crawled out of the screen.
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Loved the story
- By Rodney Veracruz on 01-14-25
By: Kirk Mason, and others
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Opulence
- An Imperial Slice of Life (The Grand Imperial Prince, Book 1)
- By: Kingsley Khan
- Narrated by: Charlie West, Rose Trailings
- Length: 8 hrs and 19 mins
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Jason wakes in the most unpleasant of circumstances, in a body not his own and in a world most certainly unfamiliar. The finery and splendor of the Grand Imperial Prince Magnus Torvon Thull Heir Apparent to the Thull empire is a world of gold and silver beset upon fine black and white marble. The women of this Grand Prince’s empire clamor for his attention amongst the parties, drugs, and (not-so-great minstrel music). Jason will have to fix the decrepit state Magnus’s body has sunken into from a life of decadent pleasures. While figuring out what the heck is going on.
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Awesome
- By CC on 01-07-25
By: Kingsley Khan
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Uploaded
- The Infinity Construct, Book I
- By: Burkley Orion Smith
- Narrated by: Kyle Snyder
- Length: 13 hrs and 10 mins
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Sabashton "Ash" Jackson is a hard working kid from the streets who's just trying to survive the grind while he works two jobs to pay for college. Or at least he was until some lunatic sets off the apocalypse and he wakes up in the Infinity Construct, a magic based virtual reality game that feels indistinguishable from the real world.
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Well Worth The Listen
- By Terry Vance on 01-20-23
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Perception Check
- The Mages of Velmyra Saga, Book 1
- By: Astrid Knight
- Narrated by: Rosie Cusack
- Length: 16 hrs and 56 mins
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Violet Spence wants nothing more than to have a normal life. After witnessing her childhood best friend get abducted by monsters, that’s easier said than done. At twenty-three years old, Violet cannot seem to move past that fateful night ten years ago. Her only solace is Mages of Velmyra, a tabletop roleplaying game filled with goblins, fairies, and all-powerful magicians. But of course, that’s all fantasy.
By: Astrid Knight
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A Most Unlikely Hero, Vol. 1: A Sci-Fi Light Novel
- A Most Unlikely Hero, Book 1
- By: Brandon Varnell
- Narrated by: Amber Lee Connors
- Length: 5 hrs and 49 mins
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Alexander S. Ryker dreams of becoming a hero, but dreams are hard to achieve when you’ve caused several million credits worth of property damage. Being expelled from the Mars Police Academy isn’t helping his case. Crushed, Alex encounters a girl named Gabrielle Angelise in a meeting that will change his life forever. Gabrielle is an alien! She’s also on the run. Alex wonders if this is the chance that he’s been waiting for, the chance to finally become a hero.
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its a good beginning
- By William on 12-28-24
By: Brandon Varnell
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The Faerie Knight
- The Faerie Knight, Book 1
- By: David Niemitz
- Narrated by: Richard Trinder
- Length: 13 hrs and 51 mins
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Trist's older brother, Percy, was better than him at almost everything—except for swordplay. Percy was their father's heir, and Trist was perfectly content with his future as a Knight of Narvonne, supporting his brother and protecting their family's land. In a single night, a beautiful faerie of the Court of Shadows shatters everything Trist took for granted. Now an Exarch, Trist must tithe souls to Auberon, the Faerie King. Trading those souls grants Trist power, and he'll need it. Three hundred years ago, an ancient evil nearly destroyed humanity in a cataclysm.
By: David Niemitz
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The Lone Family Boxset
- By: Robert J. Walker, JS Donovan
- Narrated by: Jess Trepanier, Cherly May
- Length: 30 hrs
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In the aftermath of an EMP blackout, Don Morton battles through a world plunged into mayhem, determined to safeguard his wife and son at their mountain refuge. But as he navigates the lawless land to reach them, a chilling reality unfolds—a merciless cartel has set its sights on their hidden haven. With whispers of an impending siege swirling, the Mortons are catapulted into a high-stakes game of survival.
By: Robert J. Walker, and others
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Henry: The Fall
- Henry, Book 1
- By: Harold Moore
- Narrated by: Terrence Scott Miller
- Length: 8 hrs and 57 mins
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Henry had found himself at the end of his rope. An ex-wife, a dead end job and the best years of his life, seemingly behind him. Hope for a normal life had been lost years ago. When a cry for help from a stranger pulls him from the brink, Henry finds himself in an ever-changing world that is more suited toward his particular skill set. Having been alone for so long, it becomes increasingly difficult to get along with his fellow survivors. The infection is not the only threat he faces; it is just one concern of many in the struggle to live and finding his place in the new world.
By: Harold Moore
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Frozen Farmhouse
- An EMP Post Apocalypse Prepper Thriller Boxset
- By: Robert J. Walker, Colton Lively, Roger Hayden
- Narrated by: Cheryl May
- Length: 33 hrs and 55 mins
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Prepare and survive. When an EMP cripples the nation's power grid, lawlessness erupts across the country. An electromagnetic pulse attack instantly disables all electronics, plunging society into chaos. As humanity dwindles, gangs form and starvation spreads across a lawless land. Maria and her fellow survivors navigate this perilous new reality at the border, their every step a battle for survival. Local law enforcement and emergency services, now powerless, face overwhelming challenges.
By: Robert J. Walker, and others
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Junkers
- By: Benjamin Wallace
- Narrated by: Doug Tisdale Jr.
- Length: 4 hrs and 7 mins
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The corporations promised it could never happen. Of course they would say that. Their products were everywhere. They had turned everything from scarecrows to coffee makers into robots, and there wasn't a home on Earth that wasn't filled with their machines.
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A worthy effort but should be longer.
- By cosmitron on 05-28-18
By: Benjamin Wallace