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The Young Adult Vampire Romance

A Novella of American Nightmares

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The Young Adult Vampire Romance

By: Edward Reep
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 Sneha Joseph is an 18 year-old high school student who now identifies as a vampire. Howard Winston is an LGBT-rights freedom fighter / terrorist who specifically endorses using sadistic violence against homophobes hailing from nations where gays are still highly oppressed. The world is out of its mind. Everything in this book is fictional, or is it? Christianity, ultra-violence, satire of the most ridiculous sort. See the following excerpts to understand the wild ride! "But hugging, wherein two people can melt together on top the world, become one, two ice cubes finally released from their crystalline internment and free to flow wherever they please, mixing molecules with another and becoming something more wonderful and more minty-fresh than they ever could have imagined, this is what the young adult vampire romance is all about, at least the non-violent part, the non-cannibalistic part." "What is so appalling that it ranks up there with the slave trade and Holocaust? Well, gay men, adult men who have consensual sex with other adult men, they get thrown in prison for that account, potentially for life. Innocent LGBT individuals desiring their human right of self-expression confined like animals, confined like my ancestors on those ships coming from Africa, human dignity extinguished, a life obliterated. My impressionable American youth, there are true villains in the world all around your nation, even scarcely 200 miles from your southern border, true oppressors who deserve the worst torture to be inflicted upon them so the innocent may be liberated, and you want to argue about what words are offensive or not." "Daddy, you work for a pharmaceutical company! Create a pill that makes all these social ills and complexities of life go away, or at least make a pill that makes children stop wanting to shoot up their schools with AR-15 rifles, at least just stab up their schools with knives or shoot them up less efficiently with handguns or bolt-action hunting rifles." Horror Literature & Fiction Satire Witty
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