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C. B. Jones
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Do you ever wonder why it is you sometimes see a single shoe on the side of the road? What happens if you don’t hold your breath when you pass a cemetery? Why should you pay careful attention to that strange speed limit sign, the one that reads 67 MPH?
When an amateur journalist encounters a mysterious radio program while driving alone one late night, he is presented with a set of instructions with potentially fatal consequences. After escaping with his life, obsession takes hold and he is determined to find out who is behind the broadcast and who else it has affected. His investigation leads him to speak with travelers and truckers, vagabonds and vacationers, models and rock stars, each with their own sinister encounter with the strange program. His search draws him into a world of deadly discovery from which there is no turning back.
So settle down and buckle up. Stay alert for the signs to survive. Do not adjust that dial. Prepare to be a lucky—or unlucky—listener to The Rules of the Road. What will the static settle on for you?
Narrated by a full cast, the audiobook version of this novel will immerse you into its unsettling world.
©2022 Charles B. Jones (P)2022 Charles B. JonesListeners also enjoyed...
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HE'S A CUP OF COFFEE
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 12-10-15
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FOLLOW THE RULES!!
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The narrators did a great job of portraying each section and I really loved the portrayal of Buck. Rafael Marmol also plays a great asshole... I mean, he is playing one... right? right??? I was worried that it might be too jarring having each story be a different narrator and that the differences in sound might take you out of the story. That was definitely not the case, though. Everything was very well edited and of high quality.
So this is definitely a great way to take in the story, but you have to ask yourself... once you hear the rules spoken by Buck you have to follow them, don't you?
Well done, everybody!
Did the book justice
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It's read by a full cast and like another reviewer mentioned there is a sort of podcast feel to it. The performance of Buck Hensley is worth the price of admission! The main narrator has a nice crisp voice.
Since it does use a full cast with each chapter narrated by a different actor, it's possible that some listeners might not like each and every one. Some were definitely better than others. However, I found that it gave it a more authentic feel, like these were real people that had experienced the cursed broadcast known as The Rules of the Road.
I also didn't hear any mistakes or repeated lines. Maybe a mispronunciation here or there, but that was it.
Strongly recommend this book!
Immersive Audiobook That All Ties Together
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I was hooked from the start!
Has me wanting more Ruuuuules of the Road!
Worth every penny!
Fantastic!
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This collection/anthology of tales centers around a mysterious radio broadcast from the aforementioned Buck Hensley. Although, it doesn't always have to be a radio broadcast. It can be through a CD player, a cell phone, or whatever other means of communication is available. Upon hearing this broadcast, the folksy, butter-voiced, and poetic Buck Hensley provides the unfortunate (sometimes fortunate) protagonists with a set of rules to follow while on the road. God forbid you don't follow Buck's rules. The consequences can be worse than death. And to that I say...fair enough.
C.B. Jones writes a super impressive and incredibly entertaining set of stories centered around the concept of these mysterious radio broadcasts. More so, these stories capture and convey the gritty atmosphere of traveling through America's heartland, and the isolation one feels while traveling on the road. The mystery, intrigue, and circumstances in each tale held my interest throughout and made me want to continue reading the book from cover to finish. The characters in each account were well-written to the point where I was fully invested in their stories and wanted to continue following their path even after the conclusion of their stories.
Having read this book and then listening to the audiobook version, I would recommend giving the audiobook a shot as the full-cast performances were excellent. Each narrator brought their character to life in a wonderful and believable way. It certainly brings a different angle to the novel hearing it read with different voices.
Allow me to misquote the eternally memorable words of Buck Hensley, "Stay alert. Stay lively. Stay lonely. Once again, this is my review for The Rules of the Road by C.B. Jones, and this book is a must-buy."
For Your Own Sake, Follow the Rules of the Road.
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Good Fun… a little too over the top.
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One unlucky victim of The Rules of the Road becomes a bit obsessed with this phenomenon so sets up a website looking for others who found themselves listening to Buck Hensley and their own particular circumstances hoping to find out who or what Buck is.
Told in interview style, you find our narrator slowly becoming unhinged and his life falling apart after each chapter. The interviews slowly become longer and more detailed. This book will leave you feeling paranoid and superstitious. Best to follow the rules just in case.
An astounding book from a self published unknown author. I’m excited to see what happens as they grow and what they come up with next.
You can tune into The Rules of the Road on Amazon
Stay alert. Stay lively. Stay lonely.
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Fairly enjoyable
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One Hell Of A Ride
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I know I'm being picky but these were actually really jarring. Otherwise the book is fun and the recording is enjoyable.
Well worth the time and Credit
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