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She never wanted to come home.
After the death of her estranged father, Tracey returns to the remote cabin she grew up in. As a traumatized veteran of the Vietnam War, Tracey’s father subjected her to rigorous survival training under brutal conditions, believing it was for her own good. She escaped and never looked back. Now in her fifties with a criminal record, Tracey returns to claim the property she’s inherited.
Hiking through the forest, teenage Alicia and her friends get lost in the snow. They stumble upon a compound run by extremists, and when the teens see too much, only Alicia manages to escape. She searches for help and comes across a secluded cabin.
With the panicked girl banging on her door, Tracey is launched into combat mode, awakening her inner demons. Though she suffers from extreme PTSD, she is skilled in combat, making her a deadly adversary—perhaps too deadly. As a snowstorm hammers down, the women must work together to save Alicia’s friends from their captors.
Alicia has a protector now, but what if this strange old lady is even more dangerous than the people she’s escaped from?
The Old Lady is a new tale of survival horror from Kristopher Triana, author of Gone to See the River Man and Full Brutal, and columnist for Backwoods Survival Guide.
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- By tanya on 12-16-24
By: Jane E. James
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7 Hours to Die
- By: James Patterson, Duane Swierczynski
- Narrated by: Sarah Paulson, Patina Miller, Mel Rodriguez, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 25 mins
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Kidnappers grabbed Jenna in broad daylight, right in front of her children and their horrified classmates. Her family was issued an insane ransom demand: $25 million in cash and jewels, payable by the end of the school day, otherwise they’ll never see her again. As Jenna’s mother scrambles to gather the money, detectives Mo Butler and George Ortega follow the trail of the kidnappers, which will lead them through a sordid landscape of jealous lovers, broken dreamers, and twisted schemers. But every second counts, and there’s one thing Jenna Wade doesn’t have: very much time.
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This was such a fun Quick listen
- By Mdc on 10-08-24
By: James Patterson, and others
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The Woman in Coach D
- By: Sarah A. Denzil
- Narrated by: Katie Clarkson-Hill
- Length: 11 hrs and 26 mins
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Jenny sits in the same seat on the same train every week, seeing familiar faces come and go. Until a chance encounter shatters her world. Sixteen years ago, Jenny survived a traumatic ordeal that left her best friend, Susie, missing and presumed dead. The world has its theories about what happened to Susie Patterson, and one of those theories points the finger at Jenny. Now she lives a quiet life, volunteering at a crisis helpline while trying to deal with her own anxiety and the true crime fans obsessed with finding her missing friend.
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Too long
- By Anonymous User on 11-15-24
By: Sarah A. Denzil
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The Mysterious Affair at Styles
- By: Agatha Christie, Anna Lea - adaptation
- Narrated by: Peter Dinklage, Himesh Patel, Harriet Walter, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 53 mins
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England, 1914. The world is at war. Captain Hastings, injured and shaken, is invited to Styles Court to recover. It’s a grand old country house - the family home of his old friend - and a perfect haven. Or so it seems. But in the blistering summer heat, trouble is afoot. Simmering tensions are tearing the family apart, and it all comes to a head in the most horrifying way.
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It’s a perfect audible movie!
- By Malissa Caudell on 11-15-24
By: Agatha Christie, and others
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Artemis
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Rosario Dawson
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Jazz Bashara is a criminal. Well, sort of. Life on Artemis, the first and only city on the moon, is tough if you're not a rich tourist or an eccentric billionaire. So smuggling in the occasional harmless bit of contraband barely counts, right? Not when you've got debts to pay and your job as a porter barely covers the rent. Everything changes when Jazz sees the chance to commit the perfect crime, with a reward too lucrative to turn down.
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A ferrari with no motor
- By will on 11-18-17
By: Andy Weir
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The Ex
- By: Freida McFadden
- Narrated by: Nicol Zanzarella
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Cassie thinks she has met the perfect man. Joel is sweet, handsome, romantic, and best of all, he’s crazy about Cassie. She thinks she’s found the guy she’ll spend the rest of her life with. Have children with. Grow old with. Yes, she knows about his perfect ex-girlfriend, Francesca. The beautiful, brilliant chef, beloved by all his friends. But she thinks Francesca is out of the picture. She thinks Francesca is gone for good. Think again, Cassie.
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Too bizarre for someone who loves bizarre
- By G. C. Webster on 07-01-22
By: Freida McFadden
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- Amazon Customer
- 08-15-24
Intrigue
From the beginning to the end the book had me hooked. Great story and characters. The narration was also great for this particular story.
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- Pauline
- 06-20-24
A struggle with pain
The Old Lady tells a blood thirsty tale, of one women's internal struggles of a life filled with meat pain. Story leads you through her inter struggles of her tramatic and violent upbringing by a war broken father and the effects of his abuse.
Pack full of blood, action and surprise with ever page. This book is just what we have come to love from a Kristopher Triana.
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- Carol
- 06-23-24
Intriguing
Loved the narrator’s voice, character changes, and story flow. Riveting, suspenseful character and story development.
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- shawn schultis
- 08-22-24
Great book and the end shocked me.
This story kept me hooked all the way to the end. The story about Tracy was tragic but her brutality is legendary
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- Mary Lobato
- 08-16-24
The twists in this book!!!!
The last twist was both the BEST and the WORST!!!! This book was SO GOOD!!! I finished it in two days. Sucks you in and holds you till the last line. Kristopher Triana definitely has a new fan.
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- Sarah W.
- 09-10-24
Child abuse making strong woman
So I was a tad taken back on this one. The main character is a badass born from the abuse of her dad. A vigilante and Vietnam war solder. She can kick the shit out of everything but not take a hug. Makes one think on a lot of levels.
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- Kimberly Xiong
- 06-04-24
Amazing, as always.
Kristopher never disappoints. This was a great one, absolutely worth the listen/read. Brutal, gore, and great story line.
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- Rainbeaux Harvest
- 06-10-24
Darn You Triana
Never have I ever wanted to scream the way I did listening to this book. This story was one that really hurt my feelings. Tracy just wanted to go back home. Instead she gets into a situation that has her fighting for her life and the life of others. It doesn't help matters that she has her father at every turn putting thoughts into her head. But in the end Triana has to put the banana in the tail pipe...
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- Kiki Marie
- 07-12-24
Captivating
Mental Illness, wilderness survival skills, explosives knowledge, tactical weapons skills, ability to ignore pain......what more can you want from ONE PERSON? How bout adding in fiercely protective. This story captivates from the beginning until the end. This is horror so why am I crying?
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- Gene
- 07-10-24
What a finale
It’s a good book. I felt heartache and loss at the end. I would have liked a happily ever after. But some that never have a life cannot experience all it can give. Cest la vie
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