The Little Book of Quotes for Festive Occasions
Insightful and Humorous Quotes to Get You in the Spirit of Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year, Valentine, and Easter!
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Stan Hardy
About this listen
Do you like to get in the spirit of the holidays? Are you looking for a carefully curated collection of quotes on the most popular festive occasions? Then keep reading!
Festive holidays are some of the most memorable times of the year, sparkled with feelings of sweet anticipation, nostalgia, and joy, and celebrated with rituals, pageantry, and tradition. Among all the different ways to encapsulate the best the holidays have to offer, words of wit and wisdom have a special place. They transform the intangible magic of the holidays into delightful, inspirational, and entertaining messages that transcend time and feel fresh and relevant year after year.
The Little Book of Quotes for Festive Occasions offers you a carefully selected collection of quotes on the most popular holidays of the year from the brilliant minds of William Shakespeare, Charles Dickens, Joseph Conrad, Emily Dickinson, Stephen King, Oscar Wilde, Jane Austin, and many more.
The Little Book of Quotes for Festive Occasions offers you:
- The most memorable sayings, poems, and songs on Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year, Valentine's Day, and Easter
- An entertaining collection of wise and witty words, even if you don't celebrate festive holidays
- Inspirations to get you into the spirit of the holidays
- A perfect gift for the family, friends, and colleagues
Remember, each holiday comes only once a year! So, make this book your companion and celebrate the holidays in all their scary, thankful, refreshing, or romantic glory!
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- Narrated by: Mae Whitman
- Length: 3 hrs and 53 mins
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Alice's journey begins as all good journeys do: hitting on the sales guy at REI. After a tumultuous breakup, a quick career transition, family upheaval, and a sobriety journey that didn't fix her life quite as much as she expected it to, Alice decides that the only way to solve all her problems is to hike the Pacific Crest Trail. But as she begins preparing for the months-long quest, she realizes the answers she's seeking might not be on top of a snow-covered mountain. Especially since she just learned there was snow in California.
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Chuck full of laughs to lift anyone's spirits.
- By Laura Boogaert on 09-22-24
By: Ginny Hogan
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The True Story of The Coward Brothers
- By: Elvis Costello
- Narrated by: T Bone Burnett, Elvis Costello, Rhea Seehorn, and others
- Length: 1 hr and 43 mins
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The True Story of The Coward Brothers follows two musical brothers – one English, one American, both the illegitimate sons of dubious parentage who may, as they claim to be, "one and half-brothers" – perhaps a reference to the disparity in their height and relative talents.
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Cute
- By NRo on 11-26-24
By: Elvis Costello
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Very Unbecoming
- By: Emily Kron, Kate Hopkins
- Narrated by: Zoë Chao, Esther Povitsky, Amy Sedaris
- Length: 4 hrs and 31 mins
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When two childhood best friends blow up their respective romantic relationships, they make a time-sensitive pact: serial-cheater Chuck cannot sleep with anyone as she attends a three-month-long recovery group for cheaters, while sex-deprived Sofia vows to hook up with as many people as possible before recommitting to monogamy and tying the knot with her long-time fiancé. To keep things interesting, Chuck and Sofia decide to revive a past tradition from their summer camp days—also known as the dawning of sluthood.
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Hilarious
- By Rachel on 11-21-24
By: Emily Kron, and others
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I Can't Make This Up
- Life Lessons
- By: Neil Strauss - contributor, Kevin Hart
- Narrated by: Kevin Hart
- Length: 11 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Superstar comedian and Hollywood box-office star Kevin Hart turns his immense talent to the written word by writing some words. Some of those words include: the, a, for, above, and even even. Put them together and you have the funniest, most heartfelt, and most inspirational memoir on survival, success, and the importance of believing in yourself since Old Yeller.
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Best Audiobook I Ever Listened To
- By Sam Clear on 07-13-17
By: Neil Strauss - contributor, and others
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American Psycho
- By: Bret Easton Ellis
- Narrated by: Pablo Schreiber
- Length: 16 hrs and 29 mins
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Patrick Bateman moves among the young and trendy in 1980s Manhattan. Young, handsome, and well educated, Bateman earns his fortune on Wall Street by day while spending his nights in ways we cannot begin to fathom. Expressing his true self through torture and murder, Bateman prefigures an apocalyptic horror that no society could bear to confront.
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Fanntastic book but maybe not for everyone....
- By So Fain on 03-27-11
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Sorry I'm Late, I Didn't Want to Come
- One Introvert's Year of Saying Yes
- By: Jessica Pan
- Narrated by: Jessica Pan
- Length: 8 hrs and 52 mins
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What would happen if a shy introvert lived like a gregarious extrovert for one year? If she knowingly and willingly put herself in perilous social situations that she’d normally avoid at all costs? Writer Jessica Pan intends to find out. With the help of various extrovert mentors, Jessica sets up a series of personal challenges (talk to strangers, perform stand-up comedy, host a dinner party, travel alone, make friends on the road, and much, much worse) to explore whether living like an extrovert can teach her lessons that might improve the quality of her life.
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Encouraging memoir: Sorry, cheer
- By Aaron Menz on 07-03-23
By: Jessica Pan
What listeners say about The Little Book of Quotes for Festive Occasions
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- Scott White
- 10-29-21
Spectacular!
A wealth of terrific quotes that will be useful in New Year or Valentine to engage your relatives. This is a little audiobook but provides amazing quotes to make you happy.
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- Matthew Harris
- 10-30-21
What an audiobook!
This audiobook is perfect for you if you need quotes for the festival and obviously from great people. I listen to this book every night before sleep and note my favorite quotes for the upcoming Christmas.
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- George Talbot
- 10-31-21
Spirit of Easter!
For any occasion such as Easter or Halloween, this quotes audiobook is best for listening. My daughter listens to this book every evening and send me some amazing quotes.
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- Tom Sheppard
- 10-31-21
I listen to it every day.
I needed a great Valentine's Day quotation audiobook to end a card to my wife, a few Valentine's Day wishes for that love letter I've been contemplating, or just want a fun way to end a more casual note to a nonromantic friend or family member. Finally, this book's quotation here that'll appeal to me.
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- Charlotte John
- 10-31-21
Go ahead!
I love quotes that will remind me of the reason for the season (“Christmas is built upon a beautiful and intentional paradox. Stan Hardy provides great quotes that I listen to them again and again.
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- Anthony Bradley
- 10-31-21
Fantastic Listen!
“Forever on Thanksgiving, the heart will find the pathway home.” I found more amazing quotes like this on this audiobook. All I need is in this book. I like it very much.
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- Luca Wallis
- 10-31-21
Insightful quotes for all.
After listening to this audiobook, I can assure you that these quotes will jog a Christmas memory or two and have you decking the halls in no time! I and my family enjoyed listening so much.
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- Evie Hooper
- 10-30-21
Beautifully Narrated.
"Christmas will always be as long as we stand heart to heart and hand in hand." This quote made my Christmas happy. I enjoyed listening to other quotes from Charles Dickens, George Elliot.
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- Anthony Parker
- 10-29-21
A lovely gem!
A little audiobook with all chapters full of humorous quotes! Great combination to enjoy fresh listening with a visual pleasure anytime. Very insightful.
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- Declan Henry
- 10-30-21
Listen and enjoy.
If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. I am really happy with this short audiobook. This book delivers the best quotes in the world. My nephew likes it and listen to it.
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