Preview
  • The Little Black Book of Birthday Wisdom

  • Quotes on Aging, Life, and Birthday Cake
  • By: Mike Kowis
  • Narrated by: Cory Mikhals
  • Length: 2 hrs and 1 min

Prime logo Prime members: New to Audible?
Get 2 free audiobooks during trial.
Pick 1 audiobook a month from our unmatched collection.
Listen all you want to thousands of included audiobooks, Originals, and podcasts.
Access exclusive sales and deals.
Premium Plus auto-renews for $14.95/mo after 30 days. Cancel anytime.

The Little Black Book of Birthday Wisdom

By: Mike Kowis
Narrated by: Cory Mikhals
Try for $0.00

$14.95/month after 30 days. Cancel anytime.

Buy for $6.95

Buy for $6.95

Pay using card ending in
By confirming your purchase, you agree to Audible's Conditions of Use and Amazon's Privacy Notice. Taxes where applicable.

Publisher's summary

The Little Black Book of Birthday Wisdom is the complete handbook of birthday wisdom, past and present. This leisurely story contains a huge collection of amusing quotes from Jerry Seinfeld, Abraham Lincoln, Oprah Winfrey, Sylvestor Stallone, Mark Twain, George Burns, Betty White, and many more. It is intended for anyone celebrating their annual trip around the sun.

For those contemplating their next birthday, aging, and what it all means, you will find a treasure trove of entertaining and educational quotes from some of history's greatest thinkers in this audiobook. It was written by award-winning author, Mike Kowis, Esq.

Chapters include:
Introduction
Famous Sayings
Wisecracks
Toasts
Candles & Cake
Gifts
Milestones
Fountain of Youth
Long in the Tooth
Lifecycle
Fragapanophobia (Fear of Birthdays)
Religious Teachings
Miscellaneous
Conclusion

Words from well-known humorists, politicians, entrepreneurs, professional athletes, comedians, celebrities, and the Bible make up this diverse assortment of 501 memorable, bite-sized quotations about birthdays.

"There are two great days in a persons life the day we are born and the day we discover why". (William Barclay)

"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing". (George Bernard Shaw)

"Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter". (Mark Twain)

"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake". (Bob Hope)

"The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once". (E. Joseph Cossman)

©2024 Mike Kowis (P)2024 Mike Kowis
activate_Holiday_promo_in_buybox_DT_T2

What listeners say about The Little Black Book of Birthday Wisdom

Average customer ratings

Reviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.