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Six people locked in a haunted hall … Cameras watching their every move … And then someone dies … This first in a spine-tingling new paranormal mystery series from New York Times bestselling British fantasy author Simon R. Green will make you doubt your judgement—and believe in ghosts!
Welcome to Spooky Time, the hit TV ghost-hunting show where the horror is scripted … and the ratings are declining rapidly. What better way to up the stakes—and boost the viewership—than by locking a select group of Z-list celebrities up for the night in the Most Haunted Hall in England and live-streaming the terrifying results?
Soon Alistair, a newly appointed bishop, along with actress Diana, medium Leslie, comedian Toby, and celebrity chef Indira, are trapped inside Stonehaven town hall, along with June, the host and producer of the show. The group tries to settle in and put on a good show, but then strange things start happening in their hall of horrors.
What is it about this place—and why is the TV crew outside not responding? Are they even on air?
Logical Alistair and intuitive Diana attempt to keep the group’s fears at bay and rationalize the odd events, but there are things that just can’t be explained within reason. Can the pair stop a cold-blooded would-be killer—even if it’s come from beyond the grave?
This locked-room mystery with a paranormal twist is classic Simon R. Green, featuring his trademark humor and imagination, irresistible characters, and thoroughly entertaining plotting.
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When Muriel Carew attends a lavish society party, the last person she expects to bump into is her ex-fiancee Henry Jekyll, a man she's not seen for many years. When Jekyll turns out to be investigating a series of missing persons in London, Muriel is intrigued. But Jekyll is not working alone, and if Muriel wants to aid in the investigation, she must work with both Henry and his partner, the monstrous and uncouth Mr Hyde.
By: Tim Major
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Stone Certainty
- A Holy Terrors Mystery, Book 2
- By: Simon R. Green
- Length: 6 hrs and 30 mins
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There are stories about the dilapidated stone circle at Chipping Amesbury, going back centuries. The villagers may tell the tales with relish to visiting tourists, but a careful observer will notice that there is no transport to the stone circles, no tours on offer, and the locals stay well away. Alistair Kincaid, the youngest–ever bishop of All Souls Hollow, is an expert in Britain’s ancient stone circles. That’s why, when landowner Sir Neville Chumley announces his plans to restore the circle to its ancient glory, he agrees to take part in a documentary about the project.
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Where Is Anybody?
- Gideon Sable, Book 5
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Gideon Emery
- Length: 6 hrs and 30 mins
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Gideon Sable specializes in stealing the kind of things that can't usually be stolen. But these days the master thief is officially retired from the game. Now, instead of pulling off elaborate heists with his crew of supernatural specialists, he runs a magical shop in the heart of London with his partner Annie Anybody. Still, he can't resist occasionally going out in the night to steal things when Annie's not looking. But after one of his late-night illicit jaunts, Gideon returns to the shop to find that while he's been stealing, someone else has been hard at work . . . stealing from him.
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Jekyll & Hyde Inc.
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Gildart Jackson
- Length: 9 hrs and 31 mins
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Daniel Carter was a London cop who just wanted to do the right thing. But during a raid on an organ-selling chop shop, he is almost torn to pieces by monsters. And no one believes him. Hurt and crippled, his career over, and his life in ruins, Daniel is suddenly presented with a chance at redemption. And revenge. It seems that more than two centuries ago, the monsters of the world disappeared - into the underworld of crime. Guild-like clans now have control over all the dark and illegal trades.
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Love Gildart Jackson but...
- By Arria on 09-15-21
By: Simon R. Green
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For Love of Magic
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Steve West
- Length: 9 hrs and 6 mins
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Once upon a time, there was a forgotten era of magic and monster. But the remnants—and all memory—of the old world have been replaced by the sane, the scientific, and the rational. But sometimes the magical past isn’t content to stay past. That’s where Jack Damian comes in. It’s his joy to protect our present from the supernatural remnants of an earlier time, a different history. It’s his job to make the past safe. Jack is called to the Tate Museum, where dozens of people have disappeared beneath the surface of a painting.
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Simon R Green is awesome
- By jakal3932 on 05-03-24
By: Simon R. Green
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The Man with the Golden Torc
- Secret Histories, Book 1
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Stuart Blinder
- Length: 17 hrs and 9 mins
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The name’s Bond. Shaman Bond. Actually, that's just his cover. His real name is Eddie Drood, but when your job includes a license to kick supernatural arse on a regular basis, you find your laughs where you can.
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Great story, disappointing narration
- By Stephanie Harper on 12-12-21
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Jekyll & Hyde
- Consulting Detectives
- By: Tim Major
- Narrated by: Bronwen Price
- Length: 10 hrs and 6 mins
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When Muriel Carew attends a lavish society party, the last person she expects to bump into is her ex-fiancee Henry Jekyll, a man she's not seen for many years. When Jekyll turns out to be investigating a series of missing persons in London, Muriel is intrigued. But Jekyll is not working alone, and if Muriel wants to aid in the investigation, she must work with both Henry and his partner, the monstrous and uncouth Mr Hyde.
By: Tim Major
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The Best Thing You Can Steal
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Gideon Emery
- Length: 6 hrs and 57 mins
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Gideon's planning a heist, to steal the only thing that matters from the worst man in the world. To get past his security, he's going to need a crew who can do the impossible...but luckily, he has the right people in mind. The Damned, the Ghost, the Wild Card...and his ex-girlfriend, Annie Anybody. A woman who can be anyone, with the power to make technology fall in love with her. If things go well, they'll all get what they want. And if they're lucky, they might not even die trying.
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Excellent!
- By Charles on 07-26-21
By: Simon R. Green
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The Dark Side of the Road [Dramatized Adaptation]
- Ishmael Jones Mystery, Book 1
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: full cast, Scott McCormick, Laura C Harris, and others
- Length: 6 hrs and 10 mins
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Ishmael Jones is someone who can’t afford to be noticed, someone who lives under the radar, who drives on the dark side of the road. He’s employed to search out secrets, investigate mysteries, and shine a light in dark places. Sometimes, he kills people. Invited by his employer, the enigmatic Colonel, to join him and his family for Christmas, Ishmael arrives at the grand but isolated Belcourt Manor in the midst of a blizzard to find that the Colonel has mysteriously disappeared.
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GREAT LISTEN
- By chad chapman on 07-27-21
By: Simon R. Green
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The Haunting of Moscow House
- By: Olesya Salnikova Gilmore
- Narrated by: Olesya Salnikova Gilmore, Saskia Maarleveld
- Length: 12 hrs and 25 mins
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It is the summer of 1921, and a group of Bolsheviks have taken over Irina and Lili Goliteva’s ancestral home in Moscow, a stately mansion falling into disrepair and decay. The remaining members of their family are ordered to move into the cramped attic, while the officials take over an entire wing of grand rooms downstairs. The sisters understand it is the way of things and know they must forget their noble upbringing to make their way in this new Soviet Russia. But the house begins to whisper of a traumatic past not as dead as they thought.
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Russian Historical Fiction
- By April on 10-18-24
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The Lurkers
- Haunchies, Book 1
- By: Kristopher Rufty
- Narrated by: Rock Capuano
- Length: 8 hrs and 26 mins
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They’ve lived in the woods and cornfields for as long as anyone can remember. Small, humanoid creatures with sharp teeth and grasping hands. The people in what’s left of the small town Doverton live in fear. They’ve learned that if they let the creatures take what they want, they won’t be attacked. An uneasy peace has reigned. But no more.
By: Kristopher Rufty
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Something from the Nightside
- Nightside Series, Book 1
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Dan Calley
- Length: 4 hrs and 55 mins
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Taylor is the name, John Taylor. My card says I'm a detective, but what I really am is an expert on finding lost things. It's part of the gift I was born with as a child of the Nightside. I left there a long time ago, with my skin and sanity barely intact. Now I make my living in the sunlit streets of London. But business has been slow lately, so when Joanna Barrett showed up at my door, reeking of wealth, asking me to find her runaway teenage daughter, I didn't say no.
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If you like Harry Dresden, try this one.
- By NerdyNikki on 02-21-22
By: Simon R. Green
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The Swords of Haven
- A Hawk & Fisher Omnibus, Volume 1
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Alex Wyndham
- Length: 17 hrs and 42 mins
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Swords of Haven brings together the first three novels in New York Times bestselling author Simon R. Green's beloved Hawk & Fisher series: Hawk & Fisher, Winner Takes All, and The God Killer.
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Old friends, great stories
- By MagistraK on 11-12-22
By: Simon R. Green
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Among the Living
- By: Tim Lebbon
- Narrated by: Brian Telestai
- Length: 8 hrs and 38 mins
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Estranged friends Dean and Bethan meet after five years apart when they are drawn to a network of caves on a remote Arctic island. Bethan and her friends are environmental activists, determined to protect the land. But Dean's group's exploitation of rare earth minerals deep in the caves unleashes an horrific contagion that has rested frozen and undisturbed for many millennia. Fleeing the terrors emerging from the caves, Dean and Bethan and their rival teams undertake a perilous journey on foot across an unpredictable and volatile landscape.
By: Tim Lebbon
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Deathstalker
- Deathstalker Series, Book 1
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Gildart Jackson
- Length: 22 hrs and 45 mins
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Owen Deathstalker, last of the infamous warrior Clan, always considered himself more of a writer than a fighter, preferring his history books to making any actual history with a sword. But books won't protect him from Her Imperial Majesty Lionstone XIV, who just outlawed and condemned Owen to death, without any explanation, reason, or warning. No wonder she's called the Iron Bitch. Now, on the run from Imperial starcruisers, shady mercenaries, and just about everyone else in the Empire, Owen's options are limited.
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So much fun!
- By Arc-Angle Gabe on 02-27-18
By: Simon R. Green
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The Possession
- By: Ambrose Ibsen
- Narrated by: Kyle Tait
- Length: 8 hrs and 29 mins
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Aaron Andrews, a newly-minted doctor, returns to the village of Aetherton to take up his late father's practice. Hopes of easing into his new role and restoring the local clinic are dashed, however, when the disfigured body of a child is discovered in an empty flowerbed. Working closely with Evander Cochrane, the village's sole law enforcement officer, Andrews is forced to admit that the girl's death is anything but natural.
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Mannered. Florid. Not for everyone, including me.
- By Jylene Livengood on 10-20-24
By: Ambrose Ibsen
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The Woodwitch
- Valancourt 20th Century Classics
- By: Stephen Gregory
- Narrated by: Hannibal Hills
- Length: 9 hrs and 13 mins
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Andrew Pinkney is a young English solicitors clerk with boyish good looks and a gentle manner. But he also has a dark side. When his girlfriend Jennifer laughs at his impotence, he lashes out in a violent rage, knocking her unconscious. At the suggestion of his employer, Andrew heads to an isolated cottage in the dark Welsh countryside to take a break and get a grip on himself.
By: Stephen Gregory
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What Remains of Us
- Hg34, Book 2
- By: Jennifer Bernardini
- Narrated by: Rebecca Avery
- Length: 8 hrs and 56 mins
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The world ends when the Hg34 virus infects its population. Those who don’t die either hide or are taken captive; forced to dig underground until their bodies fail. Those who haven’t been taken fight for survival. The search for answers leads Libby and her companions into decimated towns where secrets lay buried. How far will the search for answers take them? What will they do with the answers when they find them?
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Creepers- Volume 25
- By: Billy Wells
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 59 mins
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A collection of horror/thriller stories with surprise endings to chill you and thrill you to the bone. The creepers include: BLOOD: Dan receives a letter from a woman claiming to be his half-sister from their father's illicit affair while married to his stepmother. He's not interested in meeting her, but reluctantly agrees. THE SPIDER WOMAN: Evelyn is homeless when she inherits her mother's house, which has been abandoned for years. Her mother was an entomologist whose obsession with spiders ruined her life. DEAD PEOPLE: Jesse's father wants him to go with him to a wake to see his first ...
By: Billy Wells
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- Emyr
- 10-20-24
Atmospheric
Fells like a first draft, Simon R Green generally is more interesting and cohesive than what we have seen here
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- AM
- 09-08-24
Didn't feel like a Simon R Green book
I did enjoy this book, though it did feel like it was a little bit of an unfocused wander...instead of an interesting journey.
What do I mean by that? The story kept on its line, but there was no real oomf to it.
Having read all of the Ishmael Jones, Secret History, Gideon Sable, Nightside, and Ghostfinder novels... this, in comparison, was missing the fun that he usually has in those series of books.
It doesn't have the pithy humor that all of the other series had,and the banter between the main characters is there but just not interesting.
As this is the first one in a new series for him, I will give the next one a try and hope that it's a little bit more in the vein of what I've come to expect from this author.
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- Katherine
- 09-18-24
Good to the last word!
Great narration and creative storyline. Perfect listen for a dark and stormy night close to Halloween.
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- BonnieD
- 10-25-24
Story Predictable--Narration Outstanding
This is a "locked room" or rather "locked house" murder mystery that is set during a live reality show. It had a lot of promise, but the ending was too predictable. I thought Tim Bruce did an absolutely great job with the narration, however, and I will read book two, because this is Simon R. Green, and he deserves another chance. I also liked the main characters, Alistair and Diana, enough to try the second book in the Holy Terrors, Mysteries, Stone Certainty, when it comes out.
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- Blue Dragonfly
- 09-07-24
Disappointing
I am an avid fan of Simon R. Green's "Ismael Jones" series and have listened to each one more than once. I've been waiting for the next one in that series to come out. In the meantime, I decided to try this new Simon R. Green series. While the "Ismael Jones" series has great characters, wonderful humor, mostly unguessable mysteries that are out of the ordinary and fun interactions between the characters, this one has none of that. Frankly, I am struggling to finish it. The setting is boring (a local town hall). The characters bicker and argue all the way through and for the most part are completely unlikeable. In fact, the majority of this story is conversation. I'm about 3/4 of the way through although it is like slogging through mud, and the solution is very obvious. This is not up to Mr. Greene's usual ingeniousness. I highly doubt I'll listen to it a second time. Like so many of his stories, other than "Ismael Jones, this one is a real dud!
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