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The Hero's Guide to Being an Outlaw
- Narrated by: Bronson Pinchot
- Length: 10 hrs and 44 mins
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Publisher's summary
The League of Princes returns in the hilariously epic conclusion to the hit series that began with Christopher Healy's The Hero's Guide to Saving Your Kingdom, which the Los Angeles Times called "one of the more clever, hilariously successful incarnations of the current literary rage to rip apart and rewrite fairy tales."
Prince Liam. Prince Frederic. Prince Duncan. Prince Gustav. You think you know those guys pretty well by now, don't you? Well, think again. Posters plastered across the 13 kingdoms are saying that Briar Rose has been murdered - and the four Princes Charming are the prime suspects. Now they're on the run in a desperate attempt to clear their names. Along the way, however, they discover that Briar's murder is just one part of a nefarious plot to take control of all 13 kingdoms - a plot that will lead to the doorstep of an eerily familiar fortress for a final showdown with an eerily familiar enemy.
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Meet Karn. He is destined to take over the family farm in Norrøngard. His only problem? He'd rather be playing the board game Thrones and Bones. Enter Thianna. Half human, half frost giantess. She's too tall to blend in with other humans but too short to be taken seriously as a giant. When family intrigues force Karn and Thianna to flee into the wilderness, they have to keep their sense of humor and their wits about them. But survival can be challenging when you're being chased by a 1,500-year-old dragon, an evil uncle, wyverns, and an assortment of trolls and giants.
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Good story
- By Erza on 12-14-22
By: Lou Anders
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Peter Nimble and His Fantastic Eyes
- By: Jonathan Auxier
- Narrated by: Michael Page
- Length: 9 hrs and 42 mins
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Peter Nimble and His Fantastic Eyes is the utterly beguiling tale of a ten-year-old blind orphan who has been forced into a life of crime. One fateful afternoon, Peter steals a mysterious box that contains three magical pairs of eyes. When he tries the first pair, he is instantly transported to a hidden island where he is presented with a special quest: to travel beyond the known world and rescue a lost kingdom from its treacherous ruler....
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Enjoyable listen but not for the youngest kids
- By Marie on 12-10-15
By: Jonathan Auxier
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The Bitches of Everafter
- The Everafter Series, Book 1
- By: Barbra Annino
- Narrated by: Erin Fossa
- Length: 7 hrs and 24 mins
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These are not the mild-mannered maidens of your childhood. These are fallen princesses and fierce women with no recollection of who they are, where they came from, or how they arrived in a mysterious town called Everafter. All they know is that they've been sentenced to a stretch in a half-way house by a malicious judge with an ax to grind. They've been stripped of their freedom, their kingdoms, and their true loves. Now, they have nothing left to lose.
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Good Idea, Bad execution
- By A.J. Amendolara on 04-26-15
By: Barbra Annino
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Agatha H. and the Airship City
- Girl Genius, Book 1
- By: Phil Foglio, Kaja Foglio
- Narrated by: Angela Dawe
- Length: 9 hrs and 15 mins
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The Industrial Revolution has escalated into all-out warfare. Sixteen years have passed since the Heterodyne Boys, benevolent adventurers and inventors, disappeared under mysterious circumstances. Today, Europe is ruled by the Sparks, dynasties of mad scientists ruling over - and terrorizing - the hapless population with their bizarre inventions and unchecked power, while the downtrodden dream of the Heterodynes’ return. At Transylvania Polygnostic University, a pretty, young student named Agatha Clay seems to have nothing but bad luck.
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Ever wanted visuals while audio book listening?
- By Amazon Customer on 02-11-13
By: Phil Foglio, and others
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Caverns and Creatures: Volume I (Books 1-4)
- By: Robert Bevan
- Narrated by: Jonathan Sleep
- Length: 32 hrs and 43 mins
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Swords. Sorcery. Dick Jokes. Truly do the gods smile upon you, dear listener, for the first four books in the hilarious Caverns and Creatures series are now available in one audiobook set. Join Tim, Dave, Julian, and Cooper as they are thrown into a hostile fantasy world filled with magic and monsters, and ruled over by a cruel and sadistic game master who taunts and harasses them while he sits back and eats their fried chicken.
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A great listen, but don't listen while in public!
- By Jonathan on 06-26-19
By: Robert Bevan
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Web of Eyes
- By: Rhett C. Bruno, Jaime Castle
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 11 hrs and 37 mins
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When a piece of the crown prince's soul is stolen by a traitorous warlock, disgraced knight Torsten Unger makes it his sworn duty to get it back and save the last hope for the kingdom. But he can't do it alone. Self-proclaimed "World's Greatest Thief" Whitney Fierstown sits in the castle dungeon, destined for the gallows until Torsten offers this choice: rot and die in a dank cell or join him on a dangerous expedition to put his skills to good use and earn his freedom.
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A Fantasy Version of 48 Hours
- By John Kang on 12-24-18
By: Rhett C. Bruno, and others
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The Palace Job
- Rogues of the Republic, Book 1
- By: Patrick Weekes
- Narrated by: Justine Eyre
- Length: 11 hrs and 17 mins
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Loch is seeking revenge. It would help if she wasn’t in jail. The plan: To steal a priceless elven manuscript that once belonged to her family, but is now in the hands of the most powerful man in the Republic. To do so, Loch - former soldier, former prisoner, and current fugitive - must assemble a crack team of magical misfits that includes a cynical illusionist, a shape shifting unicorn, a repentant death priestess, a talking magical war hammer, and a lad with seemingly no skills.
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Awful narration
- By 9littlebees on 12-18-15
By: Patrick Weekes
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House of Secrets
- By: Chris Columbus
- Narrated by: Daniel Vincent Gordh
- Length: 11 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Brendan, Eleanor, and Cordelia Walker once had everything: Two loving parents, a beautiful house in San Francisco, and all the portable electronic devices they could want. But everything changed when Dr. Walker lost his job in the wake of a mysterious incident. Now in dire straits, the family must relocate to an old Victorian house that used to be the home of occult novelist Denver Kristoff - a house that feels simultaneously creepy and too good to be true.
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Very much worth the ride.
- By Fred Jones on 04-17-15
By: Chris Columbus
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Storybound
- By: Marissa Burt
- Narrated by: Elizabeth Evans
- Length: 9 hrs and 2 mins
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When Una Fairchild stumbles upon a mysterious book buried deep in the basement of her school library, she thinks nothing of opening the cover and diving in. But instead of paging through a regular novel, Una suddenly finds herself Written In to the land of Story - a world filled with Heroes and Villains and fairy-tale characters. But not everything in Story is as magical as it seems. Una must figure out why she has been Written In - and fast - before anyone else discovers her secret. Together with her new friend Peter and a talking cat named Sam, Una digs deep into Story's shadowy past.
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Okay story about wandering into a fairy tale
- By Karissa Eckert on 11-13-14
By: Marissa Burt
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Tales of the Great Beasts (Spirit Animals: Special Edition)
- By: Brandon Mull
- Narrated by: Nicola Barber
- Length: 5 hrs and 3 mins
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Long before they were spirit animals, the four were still legends - Great Beasts, the most powerful beings to roam the wilds of Erdas. Aided by a brave resistance of humans and animals, they gave their lives to protect the world from a threat more dangerous than any it had seen before: their own kind. Wise and cunning, gentle and ruthless, these are tales of the true heroes and villains in the war that started it all.
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review from 9 y/o daughter
- By Ellie on 01-08-17
By: Brandon Mull
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Shadow Magic
- By: Joshua Khan
- Narrated by: Ramon de Ocampo
- Length: 9 hrs and 48 mins
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Thorn, an outlaw's son, wasn't supposed to be a slave. He's been sold to Tyburn, an executioner, and they're headed to Castle Gloom in Gehenna, the land of the undead, where Thorn will probably be fed to a vampire. Lilith Shadow wasn't supposed to be ruler of Gehenna. But following the murder of her family, young Lily became the last surviving member of House Shadow, a long line of dark sorcerers. Her country is surrounded by enemies, and the only way she can save it is by embracing her heritage and practicing the magic of the undead.
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Great first book!
- By Bob Zelm on 03-31-20
By: Joshua Khan
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Shadow Prowler
- Chronicles of Siala, Book 1
- By: Alexey Pehov
- Narrated by: MacLeod Andrews
- Length: 15 hrs and 22 mins
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An army is gathering; thousands of giants, ogres, and other creatures are joining forces from all across the Desolate Lands, united, for the first time in history, under one, black banner. By the spring, or perhaps sooner, the Nameless One and his forces will be at the walls of the great city of Avendoom.
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This Thief will steal your time away
- By Joshua on 03-29-10
By: Alexey Pehov
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- Amazon Customer
- 11-13-20
Narrator rocks!
A real page turner.
Best narrator ever.
His voice for Duncan cracks me up so much!
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- Talia
- 01-11-18
Cool story and what a narrator!!
Bronson could read a cereal box and make it fascinating , but this story works on its own and soars with his help.
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- RWF
- 02-25-16
Amazing
It is a well constructed book that is so funny. the voices are also great.
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- Amazonian
- 04-27-23
It was great
I would recommend this book to people who love adventure and have a good sense of humor
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- Christina Y. Saveskie
- 03-29-19
The funniest thing I've ever heard
The voices were super great this book is for anyone who wants a good laugh
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- Sharon
- 09-03-15
hilarious adventure for kids big and small
Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
This is the third book in the highly entertaining "Heros Guide" series. The success of this series -- at least the Audible version of it -- is not only down to Christopher Healy's great writing, but equally owing to the narration mastery of the multi-talented Bronson Pinchot. Book 3 is not as funny as Book 2, which is in turn not quite as amusing as Book 1, which is so often the case, alas. Whether this is due to the fact that Book 1 apparently boasted two authors, while the sequels had only one, or perhaps the fact that any sequel will be hard pressed to seem as fresh as the original, is anyone's guess. Also, there were a lot more characters in this story, which took the focus away from the "core 4". Additionally, it seems to me that Bronson Pinchot's game is slightly off sometimes, as if he hadn't prepared quite as well as he had on the others. Sometimes his rhythm seems off (like stressing the wrong part of a sentence), sometimes his voice or accent seems different from the first two books (which I've listened to numerous times, they are so good!). Also, I'm still bothered (as I mentioned in my review for the 2nd book) by the accent change for the character Ruffian, who started out with an Irish accent, but transitioned in books 2 and 3 to a sort of working class London accent. But hey, Pinchot was so perfect the first time around that it's hard to approach that level of perfection again. In any case, he delights with his proficient variety of accents and voices, so I still have to give him a "5", because he's still head and shoulders above most others. I did give the story-writing a "4" because the humor didn't reach the level of hilarity as the first one.
Who was your favorite character and why?
I've gotta say Gustav. I love his hilarious sarcasm and awkward avoidance of any sort of tenderness, even though he has a fondness for his comrades. Duncan and Snow are tied for 2nd place, with their goofy, removed-from-reality approach to life. And Lila's also sassy and fun.
Which scene was your favorite?
The scene where a Genie grants a wish to each of the "League's" associates, and Snow White wishes for a sandwich. Classic!
Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
When Gustav's heart gets broken. Awww, who knew it could happen?
Any additional comments?
Don't read book 3 without reading books 1 and 2, or you'll miss some context.
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- xlntgaltw
- 09-25-20
Just Good Fun
Completely enjoyable, stellar narration. if you enjoyed the first two, you can't go wrong with this one.
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- Greta
- 10-23-16
This is the best book ever
This is the very very very very very best book ever written in the world
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- Anonymous User
- 12-07-19
Always a fun listen!
Make sure that you have listened to books one and two first. The characters and story are so well written. The performance is great too! My kids have loved listening to all three of the books on our road trips.
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- adam
- 08-12-20
One of the Greatest
I freaking love this series!! Absolutely hilarious, endearing, adventurous and clean. I hope to be able to play Liam when it becomes a film. Great for all ages, in fact my nephew pretty much has them memorized and named his dog after the author.
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