
The Finger
What It's Like Getting Old in America Today
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Narrated by:
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Robert King Ross
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By:
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Will Bevis
About this listen
"Just a very short memoir...
"Of getting the 'finger'. Again.
"If you're getting on up there in years and you still haven't had it, come along with me for the practice. It's a barrel of fun.
"Not."
About the Author:Will Bevis is a prolific writer of short, sometimes controversial "slice-of-life" stories, articles, essays and memoirs that make you feel you are right there, experiencing the story as it it happens. His best known story is the top-one-hundred free for Kindle story "The Killing of Train-Man Brown". He has written over 50 short stories including, "Then Her Wig Fell Off", "Let the Dog Drive", "Blackbird", and many, many others.
©2013 Will Bevis (P)2013 Will BevisListeners also enjoyed...
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