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The Elven Inquisition
- A Woke Fairy Story
- Narrated by: Michael J. Lunney
- Length: 3 hrs and 10 mins
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Elf privilege. Marginalized mermaids. Woke trolls. Pumpkin fairy reparations....
Welcome to the chaotic kingdom of Fantasmagoria, where an inquisition for absolute equity rages and the masses combat all forms of social injustice by any means necessary. Elves are burned at the stake for suggesting there is a biological difference between mermaids and goblins. Djinns are executed for granting capitalistic wishes. Vampires are tortured to death for insensitive jokes made five hundred years ago.
Finbar Finneban is a well-intentioned faun employed by the kingdom newspaper. At work, Finbar is made to censor, ensure staff diversity, and write virtuous articles on the inquisition. Problem is, Finbar resents the inquisition. He hates the victimology, identity politics, and cancellation culture. More than anything, he hates the madness of crowds. The question is: can he, and the kingdom, survive them?
The Elven Inquisition is a hilarious, thought-provoking satire on the divisive cultural and political issues plaguing modern-day society, from Fairytale Chicago author Steve Wiley.
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You define life or it defines you. In Shawn Speakman’s case, it was both. Lacking health insurance and diagnosed with Hodgkin’s lymphoma in 2011, Shawn quickly accrued a massive medical debt that he did not have the ability to pay. That’s when New York Times best-selling author Terry Brooks offered to donate a short story that Shawn could sell to help alleviate those bills—and suggested he ask the same of his other writer friends. Unfettered is the result: An anthology built in order to relieve that debt, featuring short stories by some of the best fantasy writers in the genre.
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A TRULY BAD COLLECTION OF DOGS
- By Randall on 12-21-18
By: Terry Brooks, and others
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Patch 17
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A new update arrives to the ultra-popular online game, Realm of Arkon. With Patch 17, the level of immersion experienced by players in their gaming capsules has made virtual reality indistinguishable from the real world. But every gamer's dream becomes a nightmare for Roman Kozhevnikov after he gets confined to Arkon against his will. And not just to Arkon, but to its deadliest zone - Demon Grounds. Playing - or rather living - as his character Krian, it's not just about survival for Roman.
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Excellent story, great narrator...except...
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By: G. Akella
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Agents of Dreamland
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A government special agent known only as the Signalman gets off a train on a stunningly hot morning in Winslow, Arizona. Later that day he meets a woman in a diner to exchange information about an event that happened a week earlier for which neither has an explanation but which haunts the Signalman. In a ranch house near the shore of the Salton Sea, a cult leader gathers up the weak and susceptible - the Children of the Next Level - and offers them something to believe in and a chance for transcendence. The future is coming, and they will help to usher it in.
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I Really Enjoyed It
- By KC Miller on 10-22-20
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Greenglass House
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It’s wintertime at Greenglass House. The creaky smuggler’s inn is always quiet during this season, and 12-year-old Milo, the innkeepers’ adopted son, plans to spend his holidays relaxing. But on the first icy night of vacation, out of nowhere, the guest bell rings. Then rings again. And again....
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A magical mystery with twists and heart
- By Jane Pearl on 02-13-22
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Invisible Man
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- By: Ralph Ellison
- Narrated by: Joe Morton
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Ralph Elllison's Invisible Man is a monumental novel, one that can well be called an epic of modern American Negro life. It is a strange story, in which many extraordinary things happen, some of them shocking and brutal, some of them pitiful and touching—yet always with elements of comedy and irony and burlesque that appear in unexpected places. It is a book that has a great deal to say and which is destined to have a great deal said about it.
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How Did This Escape Me?
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By: Ralph Ellison
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The Nate Temple Series: Books 0-3
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My name is Nate Temple, and I’m secretly a wizard. I ride a foul-mouthed unicorn, I drink with Achilles, and I’m pals with the Four Horsemen. I’ve even cow-tipped the Minotaur. I understand the theory of following the rules...I’m just not very good at the application. Because rules were meant to be broken, and St. Louis has a bit of a supernatural infestation these days. Someone should probably be keeping an eye on these things -and probably an eye on me, too. Before I blow up another building...or three.
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Basically Batman with lizard brain
- By Ross Hageman on 04-01-20
By: Shayne Silvers
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The Order of the Day
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February 20, 1933: on an unremarkable day during a harsh Berlin winter, a meeting of twenty-four German captains of industry and senior Nazi dignitaries is being held in secret in the plush lounges of the Reichstag. They are there to "stump up" funding for the accession to power of the National Socialist Party and its fearsome Chancellor. This inaugural scene sets the tone of consent which will lead to the worst possible repercussions.
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Dramatized reading of a moment in history
- By George on 10-29-18
By: Éric Vuillard, and others
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A Lush and Seething Hell
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The award-winning and critically-acclaimed master of horror returns with a pair of chilling tales - both never-before-published in print or audio - that examine the violence and depravity of the human condition. Bringing together his acclaimed novella The Sea Dreams It Is the Sky and an all-new short novel My Heart Struck Sorrow, John Hornor Jacobs turns his fertile imagination to the evil that breeds within the human soul.
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Great idea, tarnished by modern politics
- By Phil on 04-28-21
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Hellboy: Oddest Jobs
- By: Author Various
- Narrated by: Seth Podowitz
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Longtime contributor to the Hellboy mythos Christopher Golden brings together a crew of luminaries including Joe R. Lansdale and China Miéville, cross-genre sensation Barbara Hambly, celebrated mystery writer Ken Bruen, best-selling science-fiction and fantasy novelist Tad Williams, and a bevy of other skilled storytellers eager to spin a tale or two about the world's greatest paranormal detective. Some of the biggest names in horror, mystery, and fantasy come together to pay homage to Mike Mignola's Hellboy!
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could go with more authors that know Source materi
- By bEnemy on 07-25-23
By: Author Various
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Nausea (New Directions Paperbook)
- By: Jean-Paul Sartre
- Narrated by: Edoardo Ballerini
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Sartre's greatest novel and existentialism's key text, now introduced by James Wood, and read by the inimitable Edoardo Ballerini. Nausea is the story of Antoine Roquentin, a French writer who is horrified at his own existence. In impressionistic, diary form, he ruthlessly catalogs his every feeling and sensation.
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Glad to have existed to enjoy reading this book!
- By mohammed on 08-11-21
By: Jean-Paul Sartre
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The Elfin Ship
- Balumnia, Book 1
- By: James P. Blaylock
- Narrated by: Malk Williams
- Length: 11 hrs
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Trading with the elves used to be so simple. Every year Master Cheeser Jonathan Bing would send his very best cheeses downriver to traders who would eventually return with Elfin wonders for the people of Twombly Town. But no more. First the trading post at Willowood Station was mysteriously destroyed. Then a magical elfin airship began making forays overhead; Jonathan knew something was definitely amiss. So he set off downriver to deliver the cheeses himself, accompanied by the amazing Professor Wurzle, the irrepressible Dooly, and his faithful dog Ahab.
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Charming, light-hearted, funny fantasy
- By Katherine on 06-09-14
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- Amazon Customer
- 10-05-20
Uniquely absurd and hilarious woke satire
Orwell meets Tolkien in this one of a kind fairytale which is a satire of the current woke ideology permeating every aspect of culture today. An inquisition for equitability terrorizes the kingdom of Fantasmagoria, with the story mirroring many of the hot buttons in the news today - media bias, cancel culture, thought crimes, plague, reparations, etc. The narrator makes this fun to listen to, and his accent is perfect for a woke fairy story.
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- Michelle
- 09-11-22
Fun take on current events
oh well educated and entertaining version of the world's contradicting confusing and tyrannical BS issues in real world today
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- Gabrielle
- 05-03-24
The Elven Inquisition
An interesting short story about what could happen when things are taken to an extreme. This is a quick easy listen although there were a few character voices that were not easy to clearly understand at first listen.
I received a free audiobook code in exchange for an honest review.
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- Katarina
- 11-23-20
Nice ironic parable, starts off great
Trigger warning: this story is meant as an ironic reflection on the so-called 'wokeness' of social justice warriors and other extreme-leftist-minded people. It's written as a parable, a fable actually. I liked the premisse, it's why I chose this book, and it actually gets off to a great start. However, about halfway through it seems to loose its focus and the story is no longer one story with one plotline, but each chapter now turns into a separate fable, with the MC as kind of a tourist in his own story. Which is a pity, for that change steals the wind from its sails, and it ends a bit dull. Expect no great ideas or moral direction to solve this problem of 'wokeness', something a good parable should have included I feel, other than let's blow the whole thing up and start over (I mean come on, that's no solution).
It also comes dangerously close to borrowing almost literal ideas or even paraphrasing Orwell's 1984 (but maybe that's only because true leftist wokeness automatically brings us some variant of 1984's dystopia...)
Narration is fine, not the greatest I've ever heard but nice enough.
Inspite of my critique above, I really did like this story and I may listen to it again in the future to see if I can figure out in even greater detail what each of the fables refers to in our world today.
~ I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review. I was not required to write a positive review and this reflects my honest opinion of the work.
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- CuteAsADaisy
- 11-24-20
Fantasy & Fairy Realm Meets Woke Parables 18+ Read
I must warn there is a fair amount of very graphic public executions that anyone who is squeamish should probably skip this book, there's a fair amount of bad language as well as some sexual references that would make me rate this as a R / 18+ level read. Animal Farm meets fantasy and fairy realms. It really shows many of the extremes that we are dealing with today and the level of bias in the media (social and news) and though we aren't putting people to dealth many are having their lives/careers ruined for speaking up often very publicly. The inquisition for equitability that is plaguing Fantasmagoria, shows the censorship, cancel culture, reparations and the fear and communist controls forced on the citizens. It was honestly hard for me to get through because of its graphic nature and how close he came with the parables. It's a good read for the older crowd of fantasy and wokeful readers. The narrated did a great job and was definitely entertaining.
—I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review.
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- Chris
- 12-02-20
Woke Animal Farm
Have you ever wondered what society would be like if it was run by a culture of extremely woke trolls with the governing power to deliver death to anyone who dares to exceed above others, speak to someone without pronouns, or claim a goblin can mine better than a mermaid on land. Well, this the book you have been waiting for. Definitely Animal Farm for the woke in 2020.
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- Thomas Dailey
- 11-15-20
A cautionary tale for social justice warriors
The Elven Inquisition is a hilarious satire of the modern social justice movement. I'm an avid promoter of social justice, which made me appreciate this book and its message. In my experience, some groups and individuals can push social justice to extremes that do more overall harm than good. This is particularly true when social justice is used to benefit a minority group by subverting others rather than addressing the causes of inequity. This story is an excellent illustration of how social justice can be co-opted and wielded as a weapon against those that threaten a supposed egalitarian society's status quo. It is smart, witty, and an excellent cautionary tale for social justice warriors everywhere. As I read, the words of Nietzsche came to mind -- "Beware that, when fighting monsters, you yourself do not become a monster."
Outside of its value as a clever satirical work, it is an excellent story as well. The overall plot and story are entertaining and engaging, and the characters were surprisingly nuanced and deep for a short book. I also enjoyed the way the author used a combination of modern fantasy and traditional folktale elements to build a unique world. Overall, it was a fun and enjoyable read (or listen). The audio version of the book was performed by Michael J. Lunney, who did an excellent job narrating the main character and projecting the book's tone and unique message.
A special thanks to Steve Wiley, Jen McDonald, and the rest of Lavender Line Press, who graciously provided me with this book at my request.
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