Separated by 10 years, 3,000 miles, and the unrelenting stresses of adulthood, best friends Janet and Serena plan a 40th birthday girls’ trip to reconnect. But after a massive crash, they’re the only survivors to wash ashore on an uncharted Caribbean Island. Armed with only the clothes on their backs and zero survival skills, they fight to overcome hunger, thirst, deadly wildlife—and most terrifyingly—decades of accrued resentment. Can they find their way home, or will they kill each other first?

In this award-winning Audible Studios production, Trevor Noah tells his wild coming-of-age tale during the twilight of apartheid in South Africa. It’s a story that begins with his mother throwing him from a moving van to save him from a potentially fatal dispute with gangsters, then follows the budding comedian’s path to self-discovery through episodes both poignant and comical.

A bad best man’s speech can ruin a wedding. Why do we plan every detail of a perfect day and then give the groom’s idiot best friend five minutes of total power? Enter Nate (Glen Powell), a speechwriter-for-hire who helps people write incredible best man speeches. To keep the best man from embarrassing himself (and the newlyweds), Nate uses his list of don’ts: Don’t mention the exes, don’t be rated R, and don’t bum everyone out. Nate’s system never fails. That is, until he meets Dan (Nicholas Braun).

Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness. He is surrounded by Vonnegut's usual large cast of continuing characters (notably here the hack science fiction writer Kilgore Trout and the alien Tralfamadorians, who oversee his life and remind him constantly that there is no causation, no order, no motive to existence).

Alice's journey begins as all good journeys do: hitting on the sales guy at REI. After a tumultuous breakup, a quick career transition, family upheaval, and a sobriety journey that didn't fix her life quite as much as she expected it to, Alice decides that the only way to solve all her problems is to hike the Pacific Crest Trail. But as she begins preparing for the months-long quest, she realizes the answers she's seeking might not be on top of a snow-covered mountain. Especially since she just learned there was snow in California.

Jenna Jones, former It-girl fashion editor, is broke and desperate for a second chance. When she’s dumped by her longtime fiancé and fired from Darling magazine, she begs for a job from her old arch nemesis, Darcy Vale. The beyond-bitchy publisher of StyleZine.com, Darcy agrees to hire her rival - only because her fashion site needs a jolt from Jenna’s old school cred. But Jenna soon realizes she’s in over her head.

Patrick Bateman moves among the young and trendy in 1980s Manhattan. Young, handsome, and well educated, Bateman earns his fortune on Wall Street by day while spending his nights in ways we cannot begin to fathom. Expressing his true self through torture and murder, Bateman prefigures an apocalyptic horror that no society could bear to confront.

He is one of the longest-running cast members on Saturday Night Live, an American comedy genius renowned for his spot-on sendups of politicians and celebrities. But off-stage, Darrell Hammond’s life was anything but a joke. In CRAY, a special audio performance captured live onstage at Audible’s Minetta Lane Theatre, Hammond brings to life his acclaimed memoir, God, If You're Not Up There, I'm F*cked: Tales of Stand-Up, Saturday Night Live and Other Mind-Altering Mayhem.

Breakfast of Champions (1973) provides frantic, scattershot satire and a collage of Vonnegut's obsessions. His recurring cast of characters and American landscape was perhaps the most controversial of his canon; it was felt by many at the time to be a disappointing successor to Slaughterhouse-Five, which had made Vonnegut's literary reputation.

Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne. Produced by Broadway Video, this is not an audiobook - it’s a 10-episode, star-studded audio comedy that features performances from Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, and so many more. Please note: This content is not for kids.

Adversarial Flame 10th Anniversary Edition 2007-2017 The Bible of the Adversary “Adversarial Flame” 10th Anniversary Edition is both a philosophical introduction and self-initiatory grimoire of Luciferian Magick. Published originally in 2007, The Bible of the Adversary provided a modern unification and clarification of the Left Hand Path initiatory power recognized as “The Adversary” and Luciferianism. The Adversarial Flame edition presents a completely re-edited and expanded grimoire which begins with the 11 Points of Power and the philosophical foundations; guiding the reader into...

APOTHEOSIS is the Definite Primer on Luciferian Philosophy and the practice of Magick specifically for the beginner or those curious about what Luciferianism is and how this path is similar and different from other traditions. Michael W. Ford has authored this book to offer a concise philosophical foundation for the neophyte seeking the specifics on Luciferian initiation. Edited by Timothy Donahue and forward by E.A. Koetting. 11 Points of Power & 4 Pillars of LuciferianismThe Sorcerous Words of Power of the Adversary3 Magick Keys to Ascent on the Left-Hand Path, How to summon & incarnate ...

Speak of the Devil is the first book-length study of The Satanic Temple. Joseph Laycock, a scholar of new religious movements, contends that the emergence of "political Satanism" marks a significant moment in American religious history that will have a lasting impact on how Americans frame debates about religious freedom.

Hidden within the depths of your soul lies an untamed force, a spark of ancient power waiting to ignite. Have you felt it—the subtle pulse, the whisper in the darkness, calling you to something greater? Imagine unleashing a power so immense, so profound, that the very fabric of reality bends to your will. This is not just a book; it is a key—a gateway to forgotten realms and forbidden knowledge. As you delve into its pages, you will awaken the dormant energies within, feeling them surge through your veins like liquid fire. Each word is a step deeper into the shadows where true power ...

Emanations of the Abyss Await… INFERNAL UNION offers Luciferian initiation into the merciless realm of the Adversary in its many masks of Gnosis, through this Sinister Grimoire and The Satanic Psalms presented within. Written in Luciferian tradition, it provides a path to Self-Liberation and Illumination, culminating in an Apotheosis of the Self.Through this book, aspirants and adepts seek initiation into Cultus of Diabolos and the Great Dragon of the Abyss. Unlock a realm of Liberation, Illumination, and Apotheosis via the Satanic Psalms: dedicated rituals developed from heretical lore ...

Necrominon is the long awaited grimoire which introduces the Luciferian and Sethanist Charles Pace, one of the founders of the modern Luciferian tradition and expert in ancient Egyptian Magick. Michael W. Ford, adapted and added to the Sethanic Cult of Masks and the handwritten, unpublished grimoire of the Magus dating from the period of the early 1960's through 1974. Ford presents the foundation Hermetic Ceremonial Rituals of Magus Hamar'at which includes the teachings of ritual symbolism and the proper way of casting the Hermetic Circle and the Triad of Darkness (Seth, Sekhmet, Anubis) ...

One of the most misunderstood symbols throughout history, Baphomet, holds a deep, and important meaning. Incorrect ideas from the past have continued on today about this mysterious symbol. May people claimed that Baphomet is Satan and evil. Baphomet is featured biblically, in the Book of Genesis, although not by that name, and is related to the mystery of the serpent. Baphomet’s true meaning is an ancient arcanum which is of the highest importance to understand on anyone’s quest to learn the secret knowledge of the gods.

The Demons of Solomon is a modern Luciferian adaptation of the Testament of Solomon. This grimoire is a guide to practices of Hellenistic, Egyptian, Syrian, and Judeo-Christian demonology, contemporary throughout the 1st Century. The Testament of Solomon is an early legend with contents revealing a tome of magickial instruction. This Grimoire delves into the history with a structure of invoking using the teachings of demonology, angelology & talismans within the Luciferian Tradition. The Luciferian Path reveals practical Goetic Theurgy via the Black Art of Klesis, inspiring & enhancing the ...

2nd Revised Edition, newly illustrated by Lamia Culta, Julian Zurc, Dizmah, and Emerson Cotillo Saenz. Akhkharu has been revised and edited by Paul Nunez of Manus Sinistra Publishing. AKHKHARU - Vampyre Magick is a truly grimoire of forbidden, guiding and inspiring the aspirant towards the heretical and considerably ‘secretive’ initiatory rites formulated from the Black Order of the Dragon, beginning in the mid-1990’s. Vampyre Magick is founded on the core and foundation of Luciferian Philosophy, with a decidingly deep alignment of the daimonic totality of predatory spirituality. The ...

With his creation of the infamous Church of Satan in 1966 and his bestselling book The Satanic Bible in 1969, Anton Szandor LaVey (1930-1997) became a controversial celebrity who basked in the attention and even made a successful career out of it. But who was Anton LaVey behind the public persona that so easily provoked Christians and others intolerant of his views?