
The Billionaire Blooper
A Spicy Small Town Romantic Comedy (Hibiscus Bay, Book 1)
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D. T. Mann
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Blair Thatcher
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Lolita Thorne
About this listen
Cade Bradbury. Billionaire island owner, at your service.
I'm not used to people giving me the finger. Especially people I've just met. Especially when I'm standing in front of my own island resort.
So, I'm more than intrigued when cute but feisty Emma Clarke does just that...right after dumping a suitcase full of lingerie onto my sidewalk.
Questionable lingerie.
If this girl is who I think she is, then she's in big trouble.
I won't even bother going to the police to report someone soliciting...er...clients in my resort. I'll run Emma off the island, and enjoy every second of it. Which is what I tell myself until I actually spend time with her.
Now I'm thinking I might have made a mistake. I don't want Emma off my island. I want her in my bed. Which makes me wonder if she planned this every step of the way.
Me chasing her. Me catching her.
Me falling in love with every inch of her...right down to that naughty finger.
The Billionaire Blooper is a spicy romantic comedy set in the charming small town of Hibiscus Bay. All books in this series are full-length, stand-alone romances with HEAs and no cliff-hangers and can be listened to in any order.
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- C. Y.
- 06-26-21
So Much Fun
When you read the description of this book telling you that it is a romantic comedy, believe it, because this was stinking hilarious. Many times I read a book, I will giggle a little bit at something that happens in the story. I, however; laughed out loud throughout this book. There was one time in the story where Cade is chasing Emma and I just pictured Dory from finding Nemo trying to swim away from Marlin. This book has you from the first sentence until the very end (and I loved the bonus epilogue)! This couple was so incredibly sweet and funny because of the misunderstanding they had with each other. It is really steamy so I would recommend mature readers only, but if you would like something that’s light and inspiring, then read this book. I loved it! It’s the first time I’ve read anything by this author and she has real talent in making you feel good about life and love.
This is the first time I’ve ever heard Blair Thatcher and D.T. Mann as narrators. They did a terrific job. I laughed throughout this audiobook.
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- Renee
- 03-25-21
Sassy, funny, and sexy!
'The Billionaire Blooper' was an enjoyable and easy read. Lots of miscommunications and past hurts get in the way of the two love birds! I'd say it was about a 7 on a 1 to 10 scale for explicitness, but the sole focus of the story was definitely not just sex.
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- Working Mama of 3
- 11-04-23
Just watch porn instead.
Terrible story line, ridiculous vocabulary and obviously implausible storyline.
Narrators were adequate. Not a fan.
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