
The Best Jokes for Adults
You Won't Stop Laughing with Dark Humor, Dirty Jokes, Knock-Knock Jokes, Sex Jokes, Pick-Up Lines, One-Liners, Puns and Riddles
Failed to add items
Add to Cart failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from wishlist failed.
Adding to library failed
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
$0.99/mo for the first 3 months

Buy for $3.95
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
-
Narrated by:
-
Scott Wilson
-
By:
-
Zach Tea
About this listen
Want your conversations to be more fun and interesting?
Have you ever felt like you were stuck in a situation and wishing you could just ease the tension? It's no secret that the most successful people in the world are very attractive. They follow this simple formula and the best thing about it is that even a fifth grader can do it. If you want to be more attractive and successful then you need to keep reading....
In this book, you will discover the secrets of what makes people laugh. The one funny joke you should say to break the ice.
In The Best Jokes for Adults, you will discover what makes it so easy to get people to laugh and no longer feel stuck in conversations
According to doctors from Harvard Medical, laughter will:
- Increase the endorphins released by your brain
- Soothe muscle tension
- Improve your immune system
- Relieve pain
- Increase personal satisfaction
- Help you connect with other people
You can become a certified panty-dropper or have people peeing their pants from laughing so much even if your mirror breaks every time you look at it or you literally don’t have a sense of humor at all.
So if you want to make sure you become more interesting and attractive everywhere, then scroll up and click the “buy now” button to get your book instantly!
©2021 Zach Tea (P)2021 Zach TeaListeners also enjoyed...
-
Fun and Silly Jokes for Kids and Family
- 500 Funny Jokes That Will Tickle Your Funny Bone!
- By: Riddleland
- Narrated by: Dr. Michelle Carabache
- Length: 3 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Fun and Silly Jokes for Kids and Family! is a fun joke audiobook that contains 500 jokes that will tickle your funny bone! It’s perfect for families, parties, or even youth-group events!
-
-
Lots of jokes. Nice buy!
- By Duncan on 12-22-18
By: Riddleland
-
101 Hilarious Jokes
- A Funny Collection of Clean One Liners, Silly Puns & Dad Jokes. For Family Night, Road & Plane Trips & Try Not to Laugh
- By: Richard Rosser
- Narrated by: Thomas de Jesus
- Length: 27 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
101 Hilarious Jokes is a funny collection of clean one-liners, silly puns, and dad jokes. Perfect for family nights and road and plane trips. Try not to laugh! Appropriate for kids, teens, and adults.
-
-
Clean fun
- By Amazon Customer on 10-23-22
By: Richard Rosser
-
Dad Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes & Riddles, Brain Teasers, and Trick Questions
- By: Harold Foster
- Narrated by: Kaeomakana Tiwanak, Matyas J, Beauxregard Neylon
- Length: 10 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
This audiobook is a bundle of three awesome books. Dad Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes & Riddles, Brain Teasers, and Trick Questions for Kids. Cue your best eye roll, tired scoffs, and little chuckles as we unleash a serious amount of dad jokes on you. No matter who you are or where you are from, dad jokes are an innocent (sometimes) joke delivered in just the right way, and at just the wrong-ish time, so that everyone around you either rolls their eyes and sighs, or giggles with delight.
-
-
Very redundant. Literally.
- By Deb on 10-27-21
By: Harold Foster
-
Insults! Insults! The Best 400 Insults/Jokes on the Planet
- Uncensored & Censored
- By: The Moma Factory
- Narrated by: Millian Quinteros
- Length: 50 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Gone are the days when formality and manners were mandatory. Today, a person's communication skills and charisma are highly dependent in his sense of humor. It may sound crazy, but jokes and insults are effective ways to gain control of social situations, but they must be used with responsibility. You'll have access to every type of insult: insults for arrogant people, insults for stupid people, ugly people, and more and much more.
-
-
Awesome
- By Shiba Lover on 07-09-16
By: The Moma Factory
-
Dirty Jokes and Beer
- Stories of the Unrefined
- By: Drew Carey
- Narrated by: Drew Carey
- Length: 2 hrs and 41 mins
- Abridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
We all know Drew Carey from his award-winning stand-up career, and his hit television show, but do we really know Drew Carey, the person? In his first book, the bawdy and irreverent Dirty Jokes and Beer, find out about all the many sides to this misunderstood Hollywood star.
-
-
Drew on top of his game!
- By LW on 02-14-19
By: Drew Carey
-
Improve Your Conversations
- Think on Your Feet, Witty Banter, and Always Know What to Say with Improv Comedy Techniques
- By: Patrick King
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 2 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Does your mind blank in conversation and create awkward silence? Do you run out of things to say and struggle to keep dialogue flowing? (A) Conversation isn't scripted, (B) it's 100% unpredictable, and (C) it can be terrifying at times. How do you prepare for such a thing? By learning how to apply improv comedy techniques to roll with any punch and improve your conversations and social interactions.
-
-
should be required reading or listening
- By Jeff on 05-30-17
By: Patrick King
-
Fun and Silly Jokes for Kids and Family
- 500 Funny Jokes That Will Tickle Your Funny Bone!
- By: Riddleland
- Narrated by: Dr. Michelle Carabache
- Length: 3 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Fun and Silly Jokes for Kids and Family! is a fun joke audiobook that contains 500 jokes that will tickle your funny bone! It’s perfect for families, parties, or even youth-group events!
-
-
Lots of jokes. Nice buy!
- By Duncan on 12-22-18
By: Riddleland
-
101 Hilarious Jokes
- A Funny Collection of Clean One Liners, Silly Puns & Dad Jokes. For Family Night, Road & Plane Trips & Try Not to Laugh
- By: Richard Rosser
- Narrated by: Thomas de Jesus
- Length: 27 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
101 Hilarious Jokes is a funny collection of clean one-liners, silly puns, and dad jokes. Perfect for family nights and road and plane trips. Try not to laugh! Appropriate for kids, teens, and adults.
-
-
Clean fun
- By Amazon Customer on 10-23-22
By: Richard Rosser
-
Dad Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes & Riddles, Brain Teasers, and Trick Questions
- By: Harold Foster
- Narrated by: Kaeomakana Tiwanak, Matyas J, Beauxregard Neylon
- Length: 10 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
This audiobook is a bundle of three awesome books. Dad Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes & Riddles, Brain Teasers, and Trick Questions for Kids. Cue your best eye roll, tired scoffs, and little chuckles as we unleash a serious amount of dad jokes on you. No matter who you are or where you are from, dad jokes are an innocent (sometimes) joke delivered in just the right way, and at just the wrong-ish time, so that everyone around you either rolls their eyes and sighs, or giggles with delight.
-
-
Very redundant. Literally.
- By Deb on 10-27-21
By: Harold Foster
-
Insults! Insults! The Best 400 Insults/Jokes on the Planet
- Uncensored & Censored
- By: The Moma Factory
- Narrated by: Millian Quinteros
- Length: 50 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Gone are the days when formality and manners were mandatory. Today, a person's communication skills and charisma are highly dependent in his sense of humor. It may sound crazy, but jokes and insults are effective ways to gain control of social situations, but they must be used with responsibility. You'll have access to every type of insult: insults for arrogant people, insults for stupid people, ugly people, and more and much more.
-
-
Awesome
- By Shiba Lover on 07-09-16
By: The Moma Factory
-
Dirty Jokes and Beer
- Stories of the Unrefined
- By: Drew Carey
- Narrated by: Drew Carey
- Length: 2 hrs and 41 mins
- Abridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
We all know Drew Carey from his award-winning stand-up career, and his hit television show, but do we really know Drew Carey, the person? In his first book, the bawdy and irreverent Dirty Jokes and Beer, find out about all the many sides to this misunderstood Hollywood star.
-
-
Drew on top of his game!
- By LW on 02-14-19
By: Drew Carey
-
Improve Your Conversations
- Think on Your Feet, Witty Banter, and Always Know What to Say with Improv Comedy Techniques
- By: Patrick King
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 2 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Does your mind blank in conversation and create awkward silence? Do you run out of things to say and struggle to keep dialogue flowing? (A) Conversation isn't scripted, (B) it's 100% unpredictable, and (C) it can be terrifying at times. How do you prepare for such a thing? By learning how to apply improv comedy techniques to roll with any punch and improve your conversations and social interactions.
-
-
should be required reading or listening
- By Jeff on 05-30-17
By: Patrick King
-
The Way I Heard It
- By: Mike Rowe
- Narrated by: Mike Rowe
- Length: 7 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Emmy-award winning gadfly Mike Rowe presents a ridiculously entertaining, seriously fascinating collection of his favorite episodes from America’s number-one short-form podcast, The Way I Heard It, along with a host of memories, ruminations, and insights. It’s a delightful collection of mysteries. A mosaic. A memoir. A charming, surprising must-have. Mike Rowe’s The Way I Heard It collects 35 fascinating stories “for the curious mind with a short attention span”.
-
-
I could listen to Mike read all day. And I am!
- By Amazon Customer on 10-15-19
By: Mike Rowe
-
Yes Please
- By: Amy Poehler
- Narrated by: Amy Poehler, Carol Burnett, Seth Meyers, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Amy Poehler is hosting a dinner party and you're invited! Welcome to the audiobook edition of Amy Poehler's Yes Please. The guest list is star-studded with vocal appearances from Carol Burnett, Seth Meyers, Michael Schur, Patrick Stewart, Kathleen Turner, and even Amy’s parents - Yes Please is the ultimate audiobook extravaganza.
-
-
Listen to this book for sure
- By S.F. on 10-31-14
By: Amy Poehler
-
Jokes: Funny Jokes and Puns for Adults and Kids
- Knock Knock Jokes, Christmas Jokes, Bar Jokes, Riddles and Chicken Cross the Road Jokes
- By: George Smith
- Narrated by: Robert L. Stevens
- Length: 1 hr and 28 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In today’s world, it seems like it is becoming ever more important to figure out how to laugh. Society today seems always to be so serious and doesn’t make time for the most important things - like laughing with your friends and family over a few good jokes. So make your life more enjoyable and dive into jokes you haven’t heard of before!
-
-
low quality production
- By Gale S. on 12-06-24
By: George Smith
-
Yearbook
- By: Seth Rogen
- Narrated by: Seth Rogen, full cast
- Length: 6 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Hi! I’m Seth! I was asked to describe my audiobook, Yearbook for websites and shit like that, so...here it goes!!! Yearbook is a collection of true stories that I desperately hope are just funny at worst, and life-changingly amazing at best. (I understand that it’s likely the former, which is a fancy “book” way of saying “the first one.”) I talk about my grandparents, doing stand-up comedy as a teenager, bar mitzvahs, and Jewish summer camp, and tell way more stories about doing drugs than my mother would like.
-
-
Good until it turned political
- By atk0623 on 05-20-21
By: Seth Rogen
-
Clanlands
- Whisky, Warfare, and a Scottish Adventure Like No Other
- By: Sam Heughan, Graham McTavish, Diana Gabaldon - foreword
- Narrated by: Diana Gabaldon - foreword, Graham McTavish, Sam Heughan
- Length: 10 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Unlikely friends Sam and Graham begin their journey in the heart of Scotland at Glencoe and travel from there all the way to Inverness and Culloden battlefield, where along the way they experience adventure and a cast of highland characters. In this story of friendship, finding themselves and whisky, they discover the complexity, rich history and culture of their native country.
-
-
Not sure what I was expecting...
- By Admirer of great books; critic of bad books. on 11-03-20
By: Sam Heughan, and others
-
Bossypants
- By: Tina Fey
- Narrated by: Tina Fey
- Length: 5 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Before Liz Lemon, before Weekend Update, before Sarah Palin, Tina Fey was just a young girl with a dream: A recurring stress dream that she was being chased through a local airport by her middle-school gym teacher. She also had a dream that one day she would be a comedian on TV. She has seen both these dreams come true. At last, Tina Fey's story can be told. From her youthful days as a vicious nerd to her tour of duty on Saturday Night Live. Tina Fey reveals all, and proves what we've always suspected: You're no one until someone calls you bossy.
-
-
Tina Fey broke my new SUV
- By Warren on 04-07-11
By: Tina Fey
-
Life of the Party
- Stories of a Perpetual Man-Child
- By: Bert Kreischer
- Narrated by: Bert Kreischer
- Length: 5 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Bert Kreischer doesn't know how to say "no." If he did, he wouldn't have gotten himself mixed up with a group of Russian mobsters on a class trip to Moscow, earning him his nickname: "The Machine." He wouldn't have wrestled with a bear or swum with sharks on national television. He wouldn't have (possibly) smoked PCP with a star of Saturday Night Live. And he wouldn't have been named the Number One Partier in the Nation by Rolling Stone, inspired the movie National Lampoon's Van Wilder, or performed standup to sellout crowds across the country.
-
-
Fart Chrysler
- By Ryan Bonifay on 05-23-17
By: Bert Kreischer
-
The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo
- By: Amy Schumer
- Narrated by: Amy Schumer
- Length: 8 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo, Amy mines her past for stories about her teenage years, her family, relationships, and sex and shares the experiences that have shaped who she is - a woman with the courage to bare her soul to stand up for what she believes in, all while making us laugh. Down to earth and relatable, frank and unapologetic, Amy Schumer is one of us: She relies on her sister for advice, still hangs out with her high school pals, and continues to navigate the ever-changing boundaries in love, work, and life.
-
-
mind numbing
- By katrina on 09-17-16
By: Amy Schumer
-
The Noble Art of Seducing Women
- My Foolproof Guide to Pulling Any Woman You Want
- By: Kezia Noble
- Narrated by: Lynsey Frost
- Length: 6 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
For years, men have been puzzling over what it is that women find attractive in a man. Now, the world's leading female pick-up artist trainer, Kezia Noble, is here to unlock the mysteries of what women really want in a man. Unlike male pick-up artist trainers, Kezia doesn't make assumptions about what women want - she knows exactly what it is they find attractive in the opposite sex.
-
-
Girls perspective is good
- By Dion on 01-09-15
By: Kezia Noble
-
How to Flirt with Women: The Art of Flirting Without Being Creepy That Turns Her On! How to Approach, Talk to & Attract Women
- Dating Advice for Men
- By: Ray Asher
- Narrated by: Russell Newton
- Length: 3 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Are you unhappy with your dating life? Are you craving female attention and sex, but not getting them? Do you secretly feel unattractive because of some rejections you've faced in the past? Flirting is the art of small talk. It includes a lot of playfulness, smooth conversation skills, and high social intelligence. In fact, with the right words, right tonality, and right "approach" - you can make ANY woman highly attracted to you.
-
-
Not flirting, more like plain basic dating advice.
- By john on 12-09-20
By: Ray Asher
-
Is This Anything?
- By: Jerry Seinfeld
- Narrated by: Jerry Seinfeld
- Length: 6 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Since his first performance at the legendary New York nightclub “Catch a Rising Star” as a 21-year-old college student in fall of 1975, Jerry Seinfeld has written his own material and saved everything. “Whenever I came up with a funny bit, whether it happened on a stage, in a conversation, or working it out on my preferred canvas, the big yellow legal pad, I kept it in one of those old school accordion folders,” Seinfeld writes. “So I have everything I thought was worth saving from 45 years of hacking away at this for all I was worth.”
-
-
Joke, joke, joke. Boring, boring, boring.
- By ECMILLER on 10-11-20
By: Jerry Seinfeld
-
1001 Hilarious Mom Jokes and Wisecracks for Mothers and the Entire Family
- Fresh One Liners, Knock Knock Jokes, Stupid Puns, Funny Wordplay and Knee Slappers
- By: Sarah S. Robbins
- Narrated by: Jenna Pinchbeck
- Length: 3 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Everyone just loves to hate on mom jokes. That’s what makes them so irresistible. The grimaces and giggles you get from telling them makes delivering the jokes as much fun as hearing them. No wonder moms have stubbornly kept mom jokes alive, even after their wives and children have repeatedly told them to stop. Carry on the tradition of hilariously terrible mom jokes and leave your family in stitches.
-
-
great voice
- By KallyDevin on 10-02-23
By: Sarah S. Robbins
What listeners say about The Best Jokes for Adults
Average customer ratingsReviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Amazon Customer
- 01-11-22
Very creative audiobook.
It is a good opportunity to take some time off work for a good laugh. The author is very creative.
The narrator did a good job as well.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Beck
- 02-02-22
Cheesy, it sets the bar lower than dad jokes
I'll be honest here, half of the pickup lines are probably the reason why creeps at the bar say the rudest things to young ladies. The halfhearted laughter of the reader just makes everything worse. Honestly people, this is High School Freshman humor, not the best jokes for adults. I could barely get through 15 minutes.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Fenchurch
- 01-05-23
Gross Unfunny Racist Trash
This "book" manages to be both offensive and completely unfunny. The first section was filled with "jokes" that were unoriginal. unfunny, and troubling. Not a shred of wittiness or clever insight, just stupidity. Returned promptly because I don't think anyone should be profiting off of this kind of total trash.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Michael Grant White
- 04-19-23
Horrible and not funny
He stretches it out with mediocre to poor humor and left me wondering why I bought this piece of crap in the first place.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Emilio Aguirre
- 12-09-21
As the title said best jokes for adults!
Zach excellent compilation of jokes for adults. A lot of good jokes and your tips for practicing jokes and breaking the ice to make conversations are very good. The only small thing that I would suggest is not to leave too much time between each joke it breaks a little bit the mood.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Hank Klimczak
- 12-07-23
sucks
Didn't find funny at all. Off color and poorly presented. It may be funny for kids but I doubt it.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- SC
- 01-07-22
Funny and entertaining
We had a great laugh listening to this audiobook. This is underrated! I am definitely going to tell a couple of these jokes to my friends at work. Loved it!
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Ken Vargas
- 04-14-22
Hilarious
These jokes were hilarious! Can’t wait to use these at work or my next house party lol
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Anonymous User
- 12-09-23
stupid
did not make since stupid did not laugh at all so stupid I almost cried I hope u don't make a live out of ur jokes there so lame
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Yann Eckhorst
- 12-09-21
awesome!
great collection of jokes, had us laughing all the way. great fun for all! keep the kids out of the room though 😄
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!