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Imogen Church
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By:
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Suzy K. Quinn
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So I’m knocked up again. Preggers. Up the duff. Or to put it another way...whoops.
And while Alex and I get our heads around unexpected parenthood, I’m having all the usual pregnancy symptoms: throwing up, indigestion, sciatica, constipation, migraines and brain-fuddling tiredness. Mother Nature is a psychopathic old hag. Luckily, modern science offers some lovely distractions in the form of cruise ships and European air travel. This summer I’m determined to get away. Mum is demanding the usual Duffy family all-inclusive Greek holiday. Dad wants to go camping in Norfolk. And Alex...well he’s asked me on a five-star luxury cruise. The trouble is, his mother is comin,g too....
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- 01-23-19
Adored It!
I need the next book in the series !?! Will there be another one? Love the whole series!
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- Gabriella turner
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it was good until I got halfway through
miscarriage ahead I was listening to this at 4 in the morning I realize that we need to talk about miscarriages it's something that happens and it's quite common however this is not included in the synopsis at all. I feel that you should tell people that this is going to happen I realize that when miscarriages happen it is quite abrupt and you don't realize it happened, however, this could trigger someone severely. I was happy today and then I got to the part and my whole mood crashed other than that the books are quite good although I wish that she had just stayed single because Alex and the other one or kind of crappy to me the more you read and hear listen to the about them to me or kind of crappy
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