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Accidentally Paranormal, Book 3
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Dakota Cassidy
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Wanda Schwartz is raking in the dough selling Bobbie-Sue Cosmetics - and she's a pro at recruiting new saleswomen. So, she's shocked when a man comes to one of her in-home parties - a very hot man. Heath Jefferson is sure to put some extra spin into a lot of women's color wheels.
When Wanda is diagnosed with a terminal illness, it doesn't have to be a death sentence. With a werewolf and a vampire for best friends, she has options that most ordinary people wouldn't. As Wanda ponders what to do about her mortality, Heath reveals he has secrets, and one of them is that his former bloodlust has turned into an old-fashioned lust - for Wanda. And he's already given up too much to lose the love of his lifetimes.
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- AFARAMINAN
- 07-24-18
Amazing
I love it. a Great work filled with romance lots and lots of healing and adorable friendship. A must read very sentimental.
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- Hayley
- 10-04-19
Better than the last
Wanda’s story was much better than Nina’s. Probably because Nina is so annoying with her “tough girl” attitude. Thankfully she isn’t in here much. I did want to scream a few times at how much the storyline was stretched to fill the word count but in the end I enjoyed it enough to continue the series. The narrator was good and really found her voice with Wanda.
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- Lolly's Opinion
- 06-20-18
Sweet and sad with a HEA! We all need a HEA!
Sweet and sad yet with a wonderful HEA! HEA? Well Happily Ever After of course!
We all deserve them no matter what mischief we get up to in life!
The 3rd book in the series is just as silly and quirky as books one and two. 3 has me reaching for my
mouse and scrolling to find book 4! Ha, I have all the books up to and including #9! Squeeee!
Read them, or listen to them but either way do it!!
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- Voxy
- 09-26-20
Fun and amusing!
It's a fun romp that had me staying up to listen to the end. Didn't get much sleep because I needed to know how the drama would end.
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- groovykismet
- 03-03-20
Absolutely worth it...
This third book in the series was my favorite so far...something about the ‘running away fear factor’ of Wanda that I can relate to, even though color wheels are so not my thing.
Meredith Mitchell is pitch perfect as the narrator of this series; she’s able to capture and keep up the separate voices with flawless ease. She captures the writer’s tone and style exactly and you totally feel the parody of the romance genre and the humor of the supernatural story throughout. I laughed every time I heard ‘color wheels’ in the story; the characters take it so seriously, but the narrator is able to make us laugh and actually feel for the characters at the same time.
Even though romance is not my preferred reading genre, I would absolutely recommend this series and intend on listening to the other 5 or 6 books under the same title.
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- Sheryl Lawry
- 12-27-21
Liked it, but there was a lot of lag.
I enjoyed this book, but I did have to fast forward through the parts that repeated the same point of the story in the same conversation over and over. I think the was to be dramatic, but it was overkill. Beyond that, it was a filing story and I appreciated the twist of Wanda’s story.
It would be very interesting if Dakota Cassidy would write a story from the guy’s perspective. They too are interesting and fun when they are on the canvas.
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- barbara
- 03-31-15
So much fun!
A great fun book to go to when you need to smile. The banter between characters is hilarious! Dakota Cassidy is one of my new favs!
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- Susanna Hernandez
- 10-15-20
love it
One of my favorites books that Dakota Cassdy has written!! U guys will enjoy very much!!
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- Angie Shadrick
- 07-26-16
Another Home Run!
Another fabulous story! Love this series and the narrator is fantastic! Can't wait for the next one in the series !
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- christie winters
- 12-22-18
Super hot and funny
These books are amazing!!! Thank you Dakota for the adventures . “Cheers” for stellar writing and narrative.
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