Story Time with Crazy Uncle Matt
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Matt Spencer
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Gather round, folks. Pull up a chair. Grab a drink. Make yourself comfortable...while you still can. There's a maniac loose in society, and he's here to tell you some stories.
Stories of the vengeful ghosts, psychotic vagrants, zombie dogs, junkies, musicians, traumatized veterans, road-tripping vampires, church socials that go demonically wrong, and shady antiques dealers, all of whom haunt the backroads and small towns of Vermont.
Stories of ruthless men and women who live and die by the sword, driven by untamed, primordial passions, hacking out their survival in ancient, devil-haunted realms.
Welcome to Story Time with Crazy Uncle Matt. Don't get lost, unless that's what you came here to do.
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