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Hank and his trusty Corpsman, "Doc," thought they knew what to expect when they were deployed to Iraq, but after getting trapped in an ancient Babylonian temple, things got weird. Following months of combat in a war that wouldn't end, Hank returns to California to face a different type of immigrant—the kind that comes from space.
Follow Hank through this wildly imaginative science fiction romp as he tries to figure out what it means to be human, or if he even still is one.
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By: Julian Simpson, and others
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- Jacob Turner
- 03-06-24
Best book....of all time
What don't I like? What do I not like? The Epic of Hank and Doc.
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- john merchant
- 02-11-24
WOW!
This is spectacular example of what can be the next Sci-fi epic. Spectacular story telling, and having the author narrating adds a special touch.
A great story about love, loss, and camaraderie, with a generous helping of dick and fart jokes.
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- W. Ellington
- 04-26-24
Details that only a veteran would truly understand
Absolutely loved it, though obviously each character actor used a different recording device and it shows, glaringly...lol
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- Corey Costigan
- 01-16-24
Unexpected surprise
I thought this was completely something Different and just happen to stumble upon it. And I'm very glad I did.
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- huedog
- 09-03-23
great book
great book. I was hoping these books would come out on audible. I can't wait for the next one
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- Matt Wolf
- 08-14-24
Memories
I remember having many conversations almost exactly like this. The names may be different, but the personalities are the same as the men I served with.
This feeling of familiarity made me connect with these characters.
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- Zayne
- 12-12-23
More addictive than cigarettes
Was on a deployment with a marine who recommended this series to me. Me being a chairforce dude when he spoke about space marines and clapping alien cheeks I was a bit concerned for whatever halo star trek crossover fever dream I was about to get into given my pogish nature. But literally could not stop listening to this. It’s honestly one of the most just wild rides but somehow relatable things I’ve listened too. Like Generation Kill went bare back with Original series star trek with a sprinkle of ancient Sumerian thrown in there. 11/10 absolutely killer.
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- Nate Labbe
- 08-31-24
Absolutely one of the best military sci-fi stories
Love the characters and the tale. Lots of blood, gore, sex, violence, as a backdrop to a truly wonderful love story. Honestly, it’s crazy and a great performance at all levels.
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- Joe Barrett
- 09-18-23
Fantastic book
I've been a huge fan of the book series and was excited to hear that the audio books were getting recorded. These may not be for everyone, especially the easily offended, but if you've ever spent time downrange you'll laugh through most of it.
A few of the voice actors could use better microphones, but considering it's recorded by Tripp's buddies doing this for fun, it adds to the character.
Plenty of the additional effects (weapons fire, explosions, background music) add to the ambience and make it that much more immersive.
Looking forward to the next one in the series getting the same treatment.
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- Theodore
- 12-03-23
Outstanding!
Holy sh*t. Finally a book written for knuckle dragging grunts like me. Hearing this gave me flashback to times in the smokpit with the boys and a war boner that hasn't gone down since I started it. I cannot reccomend highly enough.
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