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Above all else, be brave
- By Tricia Bravener on 04-28-23
By: TJ Klune
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How to Be a Normal Person
- By: TJ Klune
- Narrated by: Derrick McClain
- Length: 11 hrs and 7 mins
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Gustavo Tiberius is not normal. He knows this. Everyone in his small town of Abby, Oregon, knows this. He reads encyclopedias every night before bed. He has a pet ferret called Harry S. Truman. He owns a video rental store that no one goes to. His closest friends are a lady named Lottie with drag queen hair and a trio of elderly Vespa riders known as the We Three Queens.
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ALL THE STARS FOR THIS. ALL OF THEM.
- By Belen on 04-17-16
By: TJ Klune
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The Bones Beneath My Skin
- By: TJ Klune
- Narrated by: Kirt Graves
- Length: 13 hrs and 23 mins
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In the spring of 1995, Nate Cartwright has lost everything: his parents are dead, his only brother wants nothing to do with him, and he's been fired from his job as a journalist in Washington, DC. With nothing left to lose, he returns to his family's summer cabin outside the small mountain town of Roseland, Oregon, to try and find some sense of direction. The cabin should be empty. It's not. Inside is a man named Alex. And with him is an extraordinary ten-year-old girl who calls herself Artemis Darth Vader. Artemis, who isn't exactly as she appears.
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Worth it!
- By Kindle Customer (MM) on 03-27-23
By: TJ Klune
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My Not-So-Super Blind Date
- By: Allison Temple
- Narrated by: Scott Rose
- Length: 7 hrs and 40 mins
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I’m Morgan Murray. You probably haven’t heard of me. With a raft of allergies and powers that won’t do more than charge a phone, I never lived up to my super family’s super expectations. It’s okay. I’m used to being overlooked. But there’s only so much disappointment one man can take, and finding out the cute guy on my blind date is a henchman for the city’s most notorious crime boss? That’s one letdown too many. This date is over before it even starts.
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A fun romp
- By Stephen Parrish on 06-23-24
By: Allison Temple
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French Kiss
- Flying into Love, Book 1
- By: C F White
- Narrated by: Piers Ryman
- Length: 6 hrs and 21 mins
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Clean-cut London businessman Dale Calverley doesn’t do relationships. Rugged French handyman Valentin Aubrey doesn’t do city men. When Dale hires Valentin to help him fix up his inherited farmhouse estate in rural France and sell to the highest bidder, sparks fly. Complete opposites, can they really expect their insta-lust to last beyond the storm that forces them together? But how can Dale walk away from a man so alluringly rogue as Valentin Aubrey? And how can Valentin expect a man so money-orientated to throw away his career and stay in the wilderness with him?
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Great writing, beautiful story and awesom setting.
- By Vania on 02-08-24
By: C F White
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Men, Murder and Makeup
- Drag Queen Detective, Book 1
- By: Shane Morton
- Narrated by: BJ Whimpey
- Length: 5 hrs and 35 mins
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The mayors been murdered, and everyone is on edge and reclusive mystery author Vicki Dean is the prime suspect. Can Victor clear her name without revealing his secret identity? Will the hunky new sheriff help Victor prove Vicki's innocence, or be a threat to not only his freedom but also his heart?
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A solid three Stars
- By Marshall on 07-17-22
By: Shane Morton
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In the Lives of Puppets
- By: TJ Klune
- Narrated by: Daniel Henning
- Length: 15 hrs and 22 mins
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In a strange little home built into the branches of a grove of trees, live three robots—fatherly inventor android Giovanni Lawson, a pleasantly sadistic nurse machine, and a small vacuum desperate for love and attention. Victor Lawson, a human, lives there too. They’re a family, hidden and safe. The day Vic salvages and repairs an unfamiliar android labelled “HAP,” he learns of a shared dark past between Hap and Gio–a past spent hunting humans. When Hap unwittingly alerts robots from Gio’s former life to their whereabouts, the family is no longer hidden and safe.
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Above all else, be brave
- By Tricia Bravener on 04-28-23
By: TJ Klune
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How to Be a Normal Person
- By: TJ Klune
- Narrated by: Derrick McClain
- Length: 11 hrs and 7 mins
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Gustavo Tiberius is not normal. He knows this. Everyone in his small town of Abby, Oregon, knows this. He reads encyclopedias every night before bed. He has a pet ferret called Harry S. Truman. He owns a video rental store that no one goes to. His closest friends are a lady named Lottie with drag queen hair and a trio of elderly Vespa riders known as the We Three Queens.
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ALL THE STARS FOR THIS. ALL OF THEM.
- By Belen on 04-17-16
By: TJ Klune
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The Bones Beneath My Skin
- By: TJ Klune
- Narrated by: Kirt Graves
- Length: 13 hrs and 23 mins
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In the spring of 1995, Nate Cartwright has lost everything: his parents are dead, his only brother wants nothing to do with him, and he's been fired from his job as a journalist in Washington, DC. With nothing left to lose, he returns to his family's summer cabin outside the small mountain town of Roseland, Oregon, to try and find some sense of direction. The cabin should be empty. It's not. Inside is a man named Alex. And with him is an extraordinary ten-year-old girl who calls herself Artemis Darth Vader. Artemis, who isn't exactly as she appears.
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Worth it!
- By Kindle Customer (MM) on 03-27-23
By: TJ Klune
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My Not-So-Super Blind Date
- By: Allison Temple
- Narrated by: Scott Rose
- Length: 7 hrs and 40 mins
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I’m Morgan Murray. You probably haven’t heard of me. With a raft of allergies and powers that won’t do more than charge a phone, I never lived up to my super family’s super expectations. It’s okay. I’m used to being overlooked. But there’s only so much disappointment one man can take, and finding out the cute guy on my blind date is a henchman for the city’s most notorious crime boss? That’s one letdown too many. This date is over before it even starts.
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A fun romp
- By Stephen Parrish on 06-23-24
By: Allison Temple
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French Kiss
- Flying into Love, Book 1
- By: C F White
- Narrated by: Piers Ryman
- Length: 6 hrs and 21 mins
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Clean-cut London businessman Dale Calverley doesn’t do relationships. Rugged French handyman Valentin Aubrey doesn’t do city men. When Dale hires Valentin to help him fix up his inherited farmhouse estate in rural France and sell to the highest bidder, sparks fly. Complete opposites, can they really expect their insta-lust to last beyond the storm that forces them together? But how can Dale walk away from a man so alluringly rogue as Valentin Aubrey? And how can Valentin expect a man so money-orientated to throw away his career and stay in the wilderness with him?
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Great writing, beautiful story and awesom setting.
- By Vania on 02-08-24
By: C F White
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Men, Murder and Makeup
- Drag Queen Detective, Book 1
- By: Shane Morton
- Narrated by: BJ Whimpey
- Length: 5 hrs and 35 mins
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The mayors been murdered, and everyone is on edge and reclusive mystery author Vicki Dean is the prime suspect. Can Victor clear her name without revealing his secret identity? Will the hunky new sheriff help Victor prove Vicki's innocence, or be a threat to not only his freedom but also his heart?
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A solid three Stars
- By Marshall on 07-17-22
By: Shane Morton
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Tell Me It's Real
- By: TJ Klune
- Narrated by: Michael Lesley
- Length: 10 hrs and 24 mins
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Do you believe in love at first sight? Paul Auster doesn't. Paul doesn't believe in much at all. He's thirty, slightly overweight, and his best features are his acerbic wit and the color commentary he provides as life passes him by. His closest friends are a two-legged dog named Wheels and a quasibipolar drag queen named Helena Handbasket. He works a dead-end job in a soul-sucking cubicle, and if his grandmother's homophobic parrot insults him one more time, Paul is going to wring its stupid neck.
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Don't read on a plane!
- By Kindle Customer on 07-08-14
By: TJ Klune
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Mad About the Hatter
- By: Dakota Chase
- Narrated by: Joel Froomkin
- Length: 7 hrs and 8 mins
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Henry never believed his older sister Alice's fantastic tales about the world down the rabbit hole. When he's whisked away to the bizarre land, his best chance for escape is to ally himself with the person called the Mad Hatter. Hatter - an odd but strangely attractive fellow - just wants to avoid execution. If that means delivering "Boy Alice" to the Queen of Hearts at her Red Castle, Hatter will do what he has to do to stay alive. It doesn't matter if Henry and Hatter find each other intolerable. They're stuck with each other.
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What a fantastic performance!
- By Dee Slate on 10-01-17
By: Dakota Chase
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The Lightning-Struck Heart
- By: TJ Klune
- Narrated by: Michael Lesley
- Length: 19 hrs and 49 mins
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Once upon a time, in an alleyway in the slums of the City of Lockes, a young and somewhat lonely boy named Sam Haversford turns a group of teenage douchebags into stone completely by accident. Of course, this catches the attention of a higher power, and Sam's pulled from the only world he knows to become an apprentice to the king's wizard, Morgan of Shadows.
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Absolutely brilliant
- By Rain on 12-23-15
By: TJ Klune
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Into This River I Drown
- By: TJ Klune
- Narrated by: Matt Baca
- Length: 18 hrs and 49 mins
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Five years ago, Benji Green lost his beloved father Big Eddie when his truck crashed into a river. Everyone called it an accident, but Benji knows it was more. Even years later, he's buried in his grief, throwing himself into managing Big Eddie's convenience store in the small-town of Roseland, Oregon. Surrounded by his mother and three aunts, he lives day to day, struggling to keep his head above water. But Roseland is no ordinary place.
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Well written, heartbreakingly earnest narration!
- By Steven on 08-29-14
By: TJ Klune
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A Hellhound Called Derek
- Mated to the Human, Book 1
- By: Michelle Frost
- Narrated by: Zachary Zaba
- Length: 1 hr and 55 mins
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Alpha of the Hellhound enforcers, Derek doesn't think he has time for a mate until the Paranormal Council of the city gives him one. Hollis is a smart, funny, vulnerable human, and his police commissioner uncle has designs to use Hollis's new mating for his own ends. He'll learn quickly not to mess with a hellhound's mate.
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BRAVO
- By Julie on 07-06-24
By: Michelle Frost
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Among the Living
- PsyCop, Book 1
- By: Jordan Castillo Price
- Narrated by: Gomez Pugh
- Length: 2 hrs and 59 mins
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Victor Bayne, the psychic half a PsyCop team, is a gay medium who's more concerned with flying under the radar than in making waves. He hooks up with handsome Jacob Marks, a non-psychic (or "Stiff") from an adjacent precinct at his ex-partner's retirement party, and it seems like his dubious luck has taken a turn for the better. But then a serial killer surfaces who can change his appearance to match any witness' idea of the world's hottest guy.
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Perfect narrator for one of my favorite books!
- By Jesi Lea Ryan on 08-17-14
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Mandrake Manor
- By: JP Rindfleisch IX
- Narrated by: Kirt Graves
- Length: 7 hrs and 3 mins
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Recent graduate Mathias Mandrake’s life takes a turn when an unexpected inheritance of a distant relative’s manor falls right into his lap. However, this home across the country comes with a condition: Mat cannot live there alone. Good thing his best friend Frankie is ready to leave behind his lackluster trail of midnight trysts for a more suburban life. Eager to hone in his dilf-hunting skills, his bags are packed and ready to go before Mat can finish signing the paperwork.
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Magic and whimsy
- By Amanda on 08-29-24
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FBI Files Boxed Set, Books 1-3
- By: Patricia Logan
- Narrated by: Michael Dean
- Length: 26 hrs and 36 mins
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The FBI Files Boxed set (Books 1-3) contains Prince of L.A., Leo on Fire, and A Thousand Vermilion Stars. These exciting novels tell the story of Special Agent Max Prince and his team's new partner and profiler, Dr. Leo Reeves. Along with the rest of the team veteran agent, Lincoln Snow has assembled are a fine assortment of Marine Corps vets and even a Green Beret. Come along on the journey as these men find resolution, peace, and happiness to their very different lives once they find each other.
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Nothing
- By Danny W. on 06-28-24
By: Patricia Logan
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Murmuration
- By: TJ Klune
- Narrated by: Kirt Graves
- Length: 12 hrs and 10 mins
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In the small mountain town of Amorea, it's stretching toward autumn of 1954. The memories of a world at war are fading in the face of a prosperous future. Doors are left unlocked at night, and neighbors are always there to give each other a helping hand.
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A well-realised fantasy and love story
- By The Lovely Rod on 02-19-17
By: TJ Klune
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The Hookup Mix-Up
- By: Riley Hart
- Narrated by: J.F. Harding
- Length: 6 hrs and 47 mins
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PerryI moved to San Luco to get to know my brother, and so far, it’s been great. Working as a bartender at Shenanigans, a bar close to Franklin University, there are beautiful men and women everywhere. When a hot guy falls into my arms at a party, I’m down for some naughty fun. Until I realize he’s way too drunk for anything to happen. Thankfully, we agree to meet up the next day. One near-kiss later, I discover Theo has no idea I’ve been hitting on him. He thinks we’re hanging out as buddies, and to my great regret, says he’s straight.
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Excellent narration
- By Charity on 09-01-24
By: Riley Hart
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Tooth and Nail
- U.S. Marshals I.S.R. (Interspecies Response), Book 1
- By: Patricia Logan
- Narrated by: Kevin Earlywine, Declan Winters
- Length: 10 hrs and 8 mins
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The very last thing U.S. Marshal Eoghan Sapphire wants is a new partnership. Worse yet, the transfer from Lexington, Kentucky is a civilian. That means it’ll be Eoghan’s responsibility to break him into the I.S.R. and the unique way their particular U.S. Marshals Service unit operates. He decides being a jerk to him and keeping him at arm’s length just might be the way to handle things…until he meets him.
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Excellent Read
- By Kari Lee on 03-24-24
By: Patricia Logan
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Kel's Keeper
- By: K.C. Wells
- Narrated by: John Solo
- Length: 7 hrs and 35 mins
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When Kel Taylor’s life changes irrevocably, he finds himself alone in the world. He might have rebelled a little against his parents, but that didn’t mean he was ready to lose them. Unable to cope with his grief and feelings of guilt, he turns to booze, but before he hits rock bottom, someone dives into the murky waters to save him.
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Sweet, hot, and perfect!
- By Tonya on 05-25-24
By: K.C. Wells
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- Casey
- 06-26-24
As always, a great story from TJ
Short but sweet, this is an extension of thinking from a a few other books that I enjoyed thoroughly.
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- Richard Traverzo
- 06-30-24
Remarkable
Klune's writing draws you into a stark world that slowly begins to fill with color, sound and emotions. The transition is slow but steady and builds to a tsunami of feelings. I have great respect for the imagination and talent.
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- Janae
- 09-03-24
Great short story!
it's kind of like a prequel! it was very good! highly recommended after reading In the Lives Of Puppets!
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- Kristine
- 06-24-24
4.25 Stars 🌟
Yes, this might be a stand alone novella, but it is also a prequel to In The Lives Of Puppets. I don’t know how I forget - in between his books- how amazing TJ Klune is.
This very short story still had the power to impact me. It also made me want to remember the details of the Puppets book (it’s been a while) to see how they end up being connected. But more than anything, Mr Klune has the power to pull emotion from you when you aren’t even expecting it.
He does it
Every. Single. Time.
He is truly amazing.
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- Jenn W
- 06-19-24
TJ’s Mind?!
I would love to be a fly on the wall to observe TJ Klune’s writing process. It’s got to be so fascinating. This short story manages to hit all the feels. It looks to take place in the same universe as In The Lives of Puppets, where androids are created to serve humans and work without any real purpose.
Douglas has worked in the factory for nine years and 51 weeks. It’s time for him to effectively be retired. At this point, he gets one week in the world to explore before he is recycled. All around him, he sees posters with the words Reduce! Reuse! Recycle! written on them. it’s the mantra in the factory.
While in the real world, Douglas is exposed to certain sites, smells, and sounds that he’s never experienced before. In addition, he comes across a group of humans who treat him respectfully. This is where the story gets real.
TJ Klune’s ability to evoke such strong feelings for inanimate objects and creatures throughout his stories has become a powerful force in his work. I have felt love and affection for a vacuum cleaner. I have had anger towards a dragon. A pack of wolf shifters have left me breathless (and a little turned on), and I have cried over the son of Satan. This time is no different. I shouted out loud in anguish for the plight of an android.
Much of the reason the feelings are so intense comes from the narration by the incomparable Daniel Henning. His characterizations are superb and he brings the story to the next level.
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