Oh, the Places Your Ego Will Go!
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Oh, the Places Your Ego Will Go!
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Scott Grace
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About this listen
~ Alan Cohen, bestselling author of
A Course in Miracles Made Easy
“When I was a kid, Dr. Seuss was a favorite of mine. I have a fond memory of writing Dr. Seuss and telling him how much I liked his books, and receiving a card back in the mail. Reading Oh, the Places Your Ego Will Go! I experience the same magic; Scott Grace re-awakens the child in us while profoundly offering an array of all that our soul hungers for during our current times.”
~Dr. Lee Jampolsky, New York Times
best-selling author. www.drleejampolsky.com
"Scott was always a brilliant, spontaneous, endlessly creative troublemaker while growing up. Now people pay him for it. Go figure!”
~ Scott's Mom
“Like everything Scott Grace touches, his new book, Oh, the Places Your Ego Will Go! is full of unbridled joy, whimsical insights, and fun brilliance! He captures timeless, spiritual messages in the language and style of Dr. Seuss. His love of words is matched only by his love of life! Thank you, Scott’s Mom, for creating a troublemaker AND a troubadour!”
~ Lois Einhorn, Ph.D.,
Professor of Rhetoric and author of
Why Do We All Love Dr. Seuss?
and Forgiveness and Child Abuse: Would YOU Forgive?
INTRODUCTION
In this here book says my logical mind
This should be the time when I simply don't rhyme
I’m trying, I’m trying, I’m doing my best
And as you can see I’m not having success
"But this is the intro," says my critical critic
"Time to be grown up and more analytic"
"Piss off," says the Seussian part of my brain
No need to deter from the rhyming refrain
Let this be a joy from beginning to end
We might not make millions but we’ll surely make friends
And you my dear reader, you’re already endowed
With the rhythm inside so just read this out loud
And if anyone grimaces, bitches, or moans
Just say, "Hey, all is well I am on my cell phone!"
And if they say, “Please take your words somewhere else,"
Read these rhymes by your wacky and whimsical Self
Think of this book when your heart wants to send
A gift to religious or atheist friends
We studied each page through a microscope's lens
And found that it’s all dogma-free till the end
Let it rest in the restroom or maybe your bed
May it open your heart as it tickles your head
And now take a breath and get ready to feast
On dessert that is healthy and leads you to peace
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