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No One Is Safe!
- Narrated by: Dorian Scott
- Length: 10 hrs and 31 mins
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No One Is Safe! presents fourteen stories of macabre, pulpy terror; a book filled with futuristic noir mysteries, science fiction thrillers, alien invasions, and old-school horror tales that will keep you up late into the night. You’ll discover haunted dream journals and evil houses, birthday wishes gone wrong, a neighborhood cat that cures any disease, a flesh-eating beach, and mysterious skeletons on a hidden moon base. You’ll meet wise-cracking detectives, suburban vampires, murdered movie stars, and monsters of the deep.
And remember—don’t get too attached to the characters you’ll meet because there’s no holding back in this book. Anything can happen, and no one is safe.
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Lovecraftian vibes
I like this author a lot! He has another collection of short stories that are really good too. Creepy
Stories and good narration!
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