
No Deals, Mr. Bond
James Bond (Original Series), Book 6
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Simon Vance
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John Gardner
About this listen
Two female agents of Operation Cream Cake - double agents and honey traps against the KGB - are murdered. Bond must find the others and conduct them to safety before they meet a similar fate.
In a race against time, Bond travels to Ireland and the KGB is soon on the scene. But all is not as it seems and soon Bond finds he needs all his wits to negotiate a labyrinth of double-crossing that is to lead him to a bewildering showdown in a remote corner of the Kowloon province of Hong Kong, where, weaponless, he is hunted by four assassins.
No Deals, Mr Bond is the sixth in the best-selling series created by John Gardner, and one of the most original and unpredictable.
©1987 Ian Fleming Publications Ltd. (P)2015 Brilliance Audio, all rights reserved. James Bond and 007 are registered trademarks of Danjaq LLC, used under license by Ian Fleming Publications Ltd.Listeners also enjoyed...
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- JG
- 09-23-23
Bond…James Bond
Loved it! Excellent! Great performance and story, almost as good as a Fleming. I’m reading all of them, in order…
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- Jeffrey Miller
- 07-30-18
very entertaining!
loved it from cover to cover! Gardner does a masterful job! A must read for any Bond fan.
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- jon davis
- 04-03-19
Excellent
Love all James Bond books and Simon Vance is the absolute best narrator ever. Please keep them coming !
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- Jeff Lacy
- 11-22-20
Good performance as usual by Simon Vance
If one is seeking to read the kindle version while listening to the Audible, they do not correspond.
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