
Naked Came the Florida Man
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Oliver Wyman
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Tim Dorsey
About this listen
The "compulsively irreverent and shockingly funny" (Boston Globe) Tim Dorsey returns with an insanely entertaining tale in which the inimitable Serge A. Storms sees dead people and investigates a creepy urban myth that may be all too real.
Though another devastating hurricane is raking Florida, its awesome power can’t stop the Sunshine State’s most loyal son, Serge A. Storms, from his latest scenic road trip: a cemetery tour. With his best bro Colman riding shotgun, Serge hits the highway in his ’69 gold Plymouth Satellite, putting pedal to the metal on a grand tour of the past. Beginning in Key West, the sunshine boys’ odyssey includes a forgotten mass grave in Palm Beach County holding the remains of African Americans killed by the Great Hurricane of 1928, and the resting place of one world-famous television dolphin (RIP Flipper) from the 1960s.
But one deadland - a haunted old sugar field - holds more than just the bones of those who’ve passed. For years, local children have whispered about a boogeyman hiding among the stalks. Could it be the same maniac known as Naked Florida Man who’s been raising hell all over the place? There are few things Serge loves more than solving a good mystery and bestowing justice on miscreants who sully his beloved home’s good name. With his partner bong boy, Florida’s psycho superhero will find the truth in this hilariously violent delight - packed with history, lore, and plenty of motel antics - from the insanely ingenious Tim Dorsey.
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A Test of Wills
- By: Charles Todd
- Narrated by: Samuel Giles
- Length: 10 hrs and 28 mins
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Ian Rutledge returns to his career at Scotland Yard after years fighting in the First World War. Unknown to his colleagues he is still suffering from shell shock, and is burdened with the guilt of having had executed a young soldier on the battlefield for refusing to fight. A jealous colleague has learned of his secret and has managed to have Rutledge assigned to a difficult case which could spell disaster for Rutledge whatever the outcome. A retired officer has been murdered, and Rutledge goes to investigate.
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Difficult to follow the narrator
- By Carol on 01-02-13
By: Charles Todd
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Close to Home
- A Novel
- By: Cara Hunter
- Narrated by: Lee Ingleby, Emma Cunniffe
- Length: 9 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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When eight-year-old Daisy Mason vanishes from her family’s Oxford home during a costume party, Detective Inspector Adam Fawley knows that nine times out of ten, the offender is someone close to home. And Daisy’s family is certainly strange—her mother is obsessed with keeping up appearances, while her father is cold and defensive under questioning. And then there’s Daisy’s little brother, so withdrawn and uncommunicative . . .
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Intelligent and Suspenseful Police Procedural
- By Marisa on 02-22-19
By: Cara Hunter
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This Is What It Sounds Like
- What the Music You Love Says About You
- By: Ogi Ogas, Susan Rogers
- Narrated by: Susan Rogers
- Length: 8 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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When you listen to music, do you prefer lyrics or melody? Intricate harmonies or driving rhythm? The “real” sounds of acoustic instruments or those of computerized synthesizers? Drawing from her successful career as a music producer (engineering hits like Prince’s “Purple Rain”), professor of cognitive neuroscience Susan Rogers reveals why your favorite songs move you. She explains that we each possess a unique “listener profile” based on our brain’s reaction to seven key dimensions of any record: authenticity, realism, novelty, melody, lyrics, rhythm, and timbre.
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Needed to include the music
- By Sarah on 01-18-23
By: Ogi Ogas, and others
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Lost and Found
- By: Orson Scott Card
- Narrated by: Stefan Rudnicki
- Length: 9 hrs and 4 mins
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That's the question that has haunted 14-year-old Ezekiel Blast all his life. But he's not a thief, he just has a talent for finding things. Not a superpower - a micropower. Because what good is finding lost bicycles and hair scrunchies, especially when you return them to their owners and everyone thinks you must have stolen them in the first place? If only there were some way to use Ezekiel's micropower for good, to turn a curse into a blessing. His friend Beth thinks there must be, and so does a police detective investigating the disappearance of a little girl.
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Good book from a great Author
- By Jim on 03-30-21
By: Orson Scott Card
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The Storyteller of Casablanca
- By: Fiona Valpy
- Narrated by: Elizabeth Knowelden
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
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Morocco, 1941. With France having fallen to Nazi occupation, twelve-year-old Josie has fled with her family to Casablanca, where they await safe passage to America. Life here is as intense as the sun, every sight, smell and sound overwhelming to the senses in a city filled with extraordinary characters. It’s a world away from the trouble back home—and Josie loves it. Seventy years later, another new arrival in the intoxicating port city, Zoe, is struggling—with her marriage, her baby daughter and her new life as an expat in an unfamiliar place.
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Sweet and profound
- By EYM on 11-15-21
By: Fiona Valpy
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A Gift of Time
- By: Jerry Merritt
- Narrated by: Christopher Lane
- Length: 11 hrs and 46 mins
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When Micajah Fenton discovers a crater in his front yard with a broken time glider in the bottom and a naked, virtual woman on his lawn, he delays his plans to kill himself. While helping repair the marooned time traveler's glider, Cager realizes it can return him to his past to correct a mistake that had haunted him his entire life. As payment for his help, the virtual creature living in the circuitry of the marooned glider, sends Cager back in time as his 10-year-old self.
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The Gift of Time is a Gift!
- By As happy as a monkey with two bananas in his hands on 12-07-17
By: Jerry Merritt
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Do No Harm
- By: Christina McDonald
- Narrated by: Joy Osmanski, Kyle Tait
- Length: 10 hrs and 20 mins
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Emma loves her life. She’s the mother of a precocious kindergartener, married to her soul mate - a loyal and loving police detective - and has a rewarding career as a doctor at the local hospital. But everything comes crashing down when her son, Josh, is diagnosed with a rare form of cancer. Determined to save him, Emma makes the risky decision to sell opioids to fund the life-saving treatment he needs. But when somebody ends up dead, a lethal game of cat and mouse ensues, her own husband leading the chase.
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Interesting but cringe-worthy
- By Brittany on 03-17-21
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Spellbreaker
- Spellbreaker, Book 1
- By: Charlie N. Holmberg
- Narrated by: Elizabeth Knowelden, Joel Froomkin
- Length: 9 hrs and 47 mins
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The orphaned Elsie Camden learned as a girl that there were two kinds of wizards in the world: those who pay for the power to cast spells and those, like her, born with the ability to break them. But as an unlicensed magic user, her gift is a crime. Commissioned by an underground group known as the Cowls, Elsie uses her spellbreaking to push back against the aristocrats and help the common man. Elite magic user Bacchus Kelsey is one elusive spell away from his mastership when he catches Elsie breaking an enchantment. To protect her secret, Elsie strikes a bargain.
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Interesting read/listen
- By Roderica Ruddle on 12-21-20
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The Highgate Cemetery Murder
- A Tate and Bell Mystery, Book 1
- By: Irina Shapiro
- Narrated by: Imogen Church
- Length: 12 hrs and 42 mins
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Hours later, the man’s cold body lies in the city mortuary, alongside the woman he couldn’t save. And his sister, unconventional nurse Gemma Tate, tracks down troubled police inspector Sebastian Bell to unravel the truth. Sebastian has enough pressure to solve the murder of an aristocratic heiress without Gemma meddling in his case. But the cryptic sentences she brings him from her brother’s notebook could be a crucial lead. If only they knew what “milky way” meant.
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Not for the squeamish
- By Kristyn Rose on 06-29-24
By: Irina Shapiro
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F--ked at 40
- Life Beyond Suburbia, Monogamy and Stretch Marks
- By: Tova Leigh
- Narrated by: Tova Leigh
- Length: 5 hrs and 40 mins
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Creator, mother, lover, and social media phenomenon Tova Leigh explores what the hell you are supposed to do when you find yourself living a life you don't remember signing up for. I was bored, angry, tired, and sad. I felt all alone yet I had nothing to complain about. I had a good job, a husband who wasn't shagging his assistant, three children who apart from being the occasional a**holes were pretty good kids; a house, a dog, and everything else we are told as little girls we should aspire to. But inside, I was growing restless.
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awesome
- By Amazon Customer on 10-09-20
By: Tova Leigh
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The Night Olivia Fell
- By: Christina McDonald
- Narrated by: Kelly Burke, Laurel Lefkow
- Length: 10 hrs and 45 mins
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In the vein of Big Little Lies and Reconstructing Amelia comes an emotionally charged domestic suspense novel about a mother unraveling the truth behind how her daughter became brain-dead. And pregnant.
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A long, less dramatic episode of SVU...
- By Michael Dodson on 03-27-19
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Chasing Ivan
- By: Tim Tigner
- Narrated by: Dick Hill
- Length: 4 hrs and 2 mins
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Rumor has it there's a Russian you can turn to if you're very rich, and need dirty deeds done without a trace. The CIA calls him Ivan the Ghost because he's operated for years without leaving a trail or revealing his face.
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The best Tim Tigner Thriller
- By Victor @ theAudiobookBlog dot com on 03-25-16
By: Tim Tigner
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- Mike Dwire
- 02-13-20
awesome and funny
it took me a while to get into this book but then the dry humor and the storyline sucked me in. what a ride, go Florida man.
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- Diane E Kesty
- 07-30-21
or they might be into Amway!
I love the build up in Serge's tirades. He always makes a good point just before he delivers the u expected!;
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- Glenn
- 02-03-20
This might be the best book in the series!
This book has everything I want in a fiction novel: lovable protagonists, despicable villains, a good plot, lots of action, great narration, and a happy ending. It's wonderful! This may be the best book in the series!
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- Burch Seymour
- 01-13-20
another winner from Tim Dorsey
I grew up in south Florida just a few years and a few miles from Tim. His books are always fun got me as I know the area. Often the stories inspire nostalgia. This one is right up with his best. Great story and characters.
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- Lisa Mason
- 04-08-20
Fantastically Entertaining
Wow was this fun. As a person who grew up in South Florida all the places in this story are quite familiar to me. The quirky characters and excellent narration were a blast. Truly a “FLORIDA MAN” story. Enjoy
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- Anonymous User
- 05-25-20
Enjoyably Educationally Florida Facts with Fiction
Enjoyed the book. Fun story and as always an education in Florida history from todays perspective.
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- biggears
- 01-15-20
Quirky and laugh out loud good.
This book is absolutely quirky. It’s hero is insane in a “chaotic good” way.
I’d say it’s an adventure of Patrick and spongebob...if spongebob had spent time in conspiracy theory chat rooms while doing more caffeine than a meth head could handle.
If you’re within driving distance of Florida, it’s travelogue nature is a Huge bonus!
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- tresdadjsj
- 03-04-20
Great twist and turns
What a pleasant surprise. Great twists and turns and Florida geographic references. I could relate...
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- john merchant
- 03-29-22
Dorsey gets Florida!
This book series should be mandatory listening for anyone considering relocating to Florida.
Florida isn't the shiny, happy postcard crap that gets sent to Sheboygan on a postcard. The seedy underbelly is alive and well and part of what makes this state spectacular. The author is fully aware of this and uses his experience as a Tampa journalist for inspiration. Some of the capers are far-fetched; but in Florida, they're not out of the realm of possibility.
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- casey r bartman
- 01-30-23
Another great adventure for Surge and Coleman
This is another great tale by Tom Dorsey. The local is around Lake Okeechobee. A gray history lesson while Surge corrects the wrongs of society in his own peculiar way.
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