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Noah Michael Levine
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Robert Asprin
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Robert Asprin’s classic fantasy series, now available in audio!
The great game....
The trophy is just about the ugliest piece of “art” that apprentice magician Skeeve has ever seen, but the beautiful Tananda wants to steal it for a special occasion. Skeeve’s not above indulging in a daring act of interdimensional thievery for a good cause and the chance of adventure, and he figures that between his abilities and Tanda’s, the guardians of the trophy won’t stand a chance. That’s where their plan goes horribly wrong. The trophy is the sacred object of an ancient contention, the Great Game between two rival nations, and it’s closely guarded by professional magicians. Tananda is caught in the act of attempting to steal it, and Skeeve must escape to seek help to free her. To effect a rescue, Skeeve must recruit a team of his own to play the game, taking on both opposing teams simultaneously - and he’s got to win! It will take all of Skeeve’s unproven magical talents and the devious mind of his scaley green mentor, Aahz, plus everything his strange crew of recruits can offer to beat the professionals at their own game.
Present danger....
“That’s it,” she said with sudden, impish glee. “That’s what?” I blinked. “Aahz’s birthday present,” she proclaimed. I peered down the street, wondering what she was looking at. “What is?” I asked. “That statue,” she said firmly. “That statue?” I cried, unable to hide my horror. “Of course,” she nodded, “it’s perfect. Aahz will have never seen one, much less owned one.” “How do you figure that?” I pressed. “It’s obviously one-of-a-kind,” she explained. “I mean, who could make something like that twice?” She had me there, but I wasn’t about to give up the fight. “There’s just one little problem. I’m no expert on psychology, but if that pack we just saw is any decent sample, I don’t think the folks around here are going to be willing to sell us their pretty statue.” “Of course not, silly,” she laughed, turning to her food again. “That’s what makes it priceless. I never planned to buy Aahz’s present.” “But if it isn’t for sale, how do we get it?” I frowned, fearing the answer. Tananda choked suddenly on her food. It took me a moment to realize she was laughing. “Oh, Skeeve,” she gasped at last, “you’re such a kidder.” “I am?” I blinked. “Sure,” she insisted, looking deep into my eyes. “Why do you think it was so important for you to come along on this trip? I mean, you’ve always said you wanted to be a thief.”
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- Jesse
- 01-18-24
Fantastic
I listened to the first 4 Myth books while I had the flu. They were perfect. Skeev the Magnificent is character I’m glad to have met. Fans of Landover, Oz, and the Unconventional Heroes will adore these!
The narrator is great by the way. Idk why the negative reviews.
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- A Bomb
- 02-05-23
i love these books
good fun easy to listen to and comical. when you just want to relax and hear a good myth or tale.
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- The Albino Raven
- 05-20-24
Better and better.
This series improves with every book. I regret not reading it sooner, regardless of having full access to the series since most of my friends owned it.
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- Sand witch
- 03-31-23
enjoy
always an enjoyment to listen to and to read. great series to have. done for today
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- Joshua Deskin
- 08-03-24
simple, witty humor and good world (dimension) building
Revisiting these stories after reading them during teen years. This was a random book i found in my aunts prized library collection during a weekend visit. Doesn't quite take me back to the eye-wateringly moky pages but definitely puts a little twinkle in my eyes and a crinkle next to them.
The "Great" Skeve the Klaad, Aahz the Pervert...ahem....thats Pervect, Tananda the Trollop, Gleep the mono-syllabic dragon, Gus the gargoyle, Big Julie the Don, and Masha the Magician all come to life in this adventurous story due to the Noah Michael Levine's enthusiastic dedication to a captivating performance and outstanding comedic timing.
The voice I had for Skeve as a kid was similiar to my own and my brother's as we fit the general description back then. Now, even when I've reread the couple of paperbacks of the series I had prior to downloading this series here, I only here this narrator's portrayal.
Thanks you for the effort you put into the narration, Mr. Levine.
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- thomas dye
- 02-27-25
Great fun
this is the third offering in this series and is great fun. it is weathered the test of time quite well, despite being an older book I find I thoroughly enjoyed it. The humor and the action are well paced, and enjoyable. if you've liked the first couple of books in a series you will continue to enjoy this one. recommended.
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- Taylor Glaser
- 07-13-21
An enjoyable series
Easy Read. Clever but absurd fantasy story, sort of like a zany DnD campaign. One of my all time favorites.
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- 02-10-25
Not worth the cost.
Meh. Not worth the cost. This would make a good novella, but not worth the cost of a full book.
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- chris
- 03-02-24
Cute
Cute, fun adventures of a young mage learning & coming of age, as he makes friends & learns magic: all the books are simpler, faster paced & full of fun moments. Performance is good.
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