
Momma Cusses
A Field Guide to Responsive Parenting & Trying Not to Be the Reason Your Kid Needs Therapy
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Gwenna Laithland
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Gwenna Laithland
About this listen
With the same authentic and snarky style that her millions of TikTok fans love, "parenting unexpert" Gwenna Laithland narrates her way through hilarious real-life parenting scenarios.
This program is read by the author, with a foreword read by her daughter.
Join the millions of fans who love Momma Cusses, TikTok’s #1 Parenting Unexpert!
There are lots of experts out there who will tell you they have the magic recipe to raising perfect humans. Gwenna Laithland is not one of them. She’s one of us. Frustrated, overwhelmed, and exhausted. Her relatable representation of parenthood validates our experiences. In Momma Cusses, Gwenna uses her signature style of snark and sarcasm to explain her interpretation of responsive parenting vs. reactive parenting and outline the steps she takes to raise her kids. Whether you are a parent or someone who has had a parent, we all need to learn how to handle our emotional spirals responsively.
Now we can all be in it together by tackling some of the hilarious yet all-too-real scenarios Gwenna outlines in her book, including:
YOU WILL LOSE YOUR SH*T:
Mom guilt vs. mom shame
ARE YOU YELLING OR ARE YOU JUST BEING LOUD?:
Get in control of your emotions
THE BIG FEELS LOOP-DE-LOO:
Get in control of their emotions
Accessible, digestible, and rooted in reality, Momma Cusses helps listeners with navigating family dynamics and cultivating emotional resilience for everyone.
A Macmillan Audio production from St. Martin’s Press Essentials.
PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio.
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With this book, you’ll find powerful mindfulness skills for calming your own stress response when difficult emotions arise. You’ll also discover strategies for cultivating respectful communication, effective conflict resolution, and reflective listening. In the process, you’ll learn to examine your own unhelpful patterns and ingrained reactions that reflect the generational habits shaped by your parents, so you can break the cycle and respond to your children in more skillful ways.
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Great Book About Parenting and Teaching Kindness!
- By Ma P on 09-11-20
By: Hunter Clarke-Fields MSAE, and others
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Angry Parent Angry Child
- Anger Management Strategies to Stop Yelling, Keep Your Cool and Become a Peaceful Family
- By: Carrie Khang
- Narrated by: Ivory Tiffin
- Length: 3 hrs and 3 mins
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As parents, you don’t have control over your kids; you can only control yourself! Therefore, you need to work on yourself and start having an enjoyable parenting experience. If your child constantly screams, throws tantrums, misbehaves, and engages in power struggles with you, you’re in the right spot. This book will teach you exactly how to work past your anger and resolve with your kids peacefully.
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Great advice
- By Kayla M. Rogers on 07-09-23
By: Carrie Khang
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Sh*tty Mom
- The Parenting Guide for the Rest of Us
- By: Karen Moline, Mary Ann Zoellner, Alicia Ybarbo, and others
- Narrated by: Laurie Kilmartin
- Length: 3 hrs and 15 mins
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Sh*tty Mom is the ultimate parenting guide, written by four moms who have seen it all. As hilarious as it is universal, each chapter presents a common parenting scenario with advice on how to get through it in the easiest and most efficient way possible. With chapters such as "How to Sleep Until 9 A.M. Every Weekend" and "When Seeing an Infant Triggers a Mental Illness That Makes You Want to Have Another Baby," as well as a Sh*tty Mom quiz, this is a must-have, laugh-out-loud funny audiobook for the sh*tty parent in all of us.
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Would not recommend this book to anyone
- By Anonymous User on 09-14-18
By: Karen Moline, and others
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You Are Not a Sh*tty Parent
- How to Practice Self-Compassion and Give Yourself a Break
- By: Carla Naumburg
- Narrated by: Rosemary Benson
- Length: 6 hrs and 55 mins
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Of course you think you’re doing a shitty job. Every parent does. It’s pretty much a byproduct of our society, with its incessant demands coupled with the in-your-face competitiveness parents see on social media. Unfortunately, the pandemic only made things worse, as parents juggled the stresses of helping their kids navigate online schooling while they also had to work from home. All of which makes Carla Naumburg’s new book utterly necessary. Naumburg delivers her message right up front, and she does it with her singular understanding, relatably funny voice, and keen insights.
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Useless platitudes
- By T on 11-28-23
By: Carla Naumburg
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How to Stop Losing Your Sh*t with Your Kids
- A Practical Guide to Becoming a Calmer, Happier Parent
- By: Carla Naumburg PhD
- Narrated by: Patricia Rodriguez
- Length: 6 hrs and 23 mins
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Stop the yelling, lose the guilt, and become a calmer, happier parent. Drawing on evidence-based practices, here is an insight-packed and tip-filled plan for how to stop the parental meltdowns. Its compassionate, pragmatic approach will help listeners feel less ashamed and more empowered to get their, ahem, act together instead of losing it.
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Good content written poorly
- By Red Beard on 09-01-20
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Peaceful Parent, Happy Kids
- How to Stop Yelling and Start Connecting
- By: Laura Markham
- Narrated by: Xe Sands
- Length: 6 hrs and 58 mins
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Based on the latest research on brain development and extensive clinical experience with parents, Dr. Laura Markham's approach is as simple as it is effective. Her message: Fostering emotional connection with your child creates real and lasting change. When you have that vital connection, you don't need to threaten, nag, plead, bribe - or even punish. This remarkable guide will help parents better understand their own emotions - and get them in check - so they can parent with healthy limits, empathy, and clear communication.
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Not for parents of elementary aged kids
- By Jennifer on 10-28-16
By: Laura Markham
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Raising Good Humans
- A Mindful Guide to Breaking the Cycle of Reactive Parenting and Raising Kind, Confident Kids
- By: Hunter Clarke-Fields MSAE, Carla Naumburg PhD
- Narrated by: Jennifer Gilmour
- Length: 5 hrs and 37 mins
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With this book, you’ll find powerful mindfulness skills for calming your own stress response when difficult emotions arise. You’ll also discover strategies for cultivating respectful communication, effective conflict resolution, and reflective listening. In the process, you’ll learn to examine your own unhelpful patterns and ingrained reactions that reflect the generational habits shaped by your parents, so you can break the cycle and respond to your children in more skillful ways.
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Great Book About Parenting and Teaching Kindness!
- By Ma P on 09-11-20
By: Hunter Clarke-Fields MSAE, and others
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Angry Parent Angry Child
- Anger Management Strategies to Stop Yelling, Keep Your Cool and Become a Peaceful Family
- By: Carrie Khang
- Narrated by: Ivory Tiffin
- Length: 3 hrs and 3 mins
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As parents, you don’t have control over your kids; you can only control yourself! Therefore, you need to work on yourself and start having an enjoyable parenting experience. If your child constantly screams, throws tantrums, misbehaves, and engages in power struggles with you, you’re in the right spot. This book will teach you exactly how to work past your anger and resolve with your kids peacefully.
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Great advice
- By Kayla M. Rogers on 07-09-23
By: Carrie Khang
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Sh*tty Mom for All Seasons
- Half-@ssing It All Year Long
- By: Alicia Ybarbo, Mary Ann Zoellner, Erin Clune
- Narrated by: Erin Clune
- Length: 4 hrs and 30 mins
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The authors of Sh*tty Mom are back with an hilarious guide presenting common parenting scenarios with advice for getting through the year the sh*tty mom way. Told in the same tongue-in-cheek voice as the original, this sequel is full of funny parenting tips and relatable stories for contemporary moms. Sh*tty Mom for All Seasons explores the occasions throughout the year that test every mother's patience and inspire self-deprecating humor and that second glass of wine.
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horrible. boring. do not waste your time
- By Michelle on 01-23-21
By: Alicia Ybarbo, and others
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The Kids Are All Right
- Parenting with Confidence in an Uncertain World
- By: Gabrielle Stanley Blair, Ben Blair
- Narrated by: Gabrielle Stanley Blair, Ben Blair
- Length: 4 hrs and 28 mins
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Gabrielle and Ben Blair have been raising kids for over two decades. Through the years, they’ve charted their own unconventional path: working from home before remote work was a thing; uprooting their kids four, five, six times–including a move to France where they enrolled in local schools without knowing the language. It’s been a unique parenting journey characterized by experimentation, trial and error, decisions prompted by financial or psychological necessity, varying levels of anxiety and tension, despair, and hope.
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Logical Approach
- By akpsijulie on 01-23-25
By: Gabrielle Stanley Blair, and others
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Happiness by the Signs
- By: Valerie Tejeda
- Narrated by: Valerie Tejeda
- Length: 3 hrs and 18 mins
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Have you ever wanted to be happier and more at peace with yourself and the world around you, but felt that it wasn’t in the stars? Well, now it is. From the beloved astrologer and bestselling author Valerie Tejeda comes an uplifting, life-changing production that offers a cosmic roadmap to living a more joyful and harmonious existence.
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Great information
- By Robin Schildroth on 06-22-24
By: Valerie Tejeda
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Meditation for Aries
- By: Jessica Lanyadoo, Audible Sleep
- Narrated by: Jessica Lanyadoo
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This meditation is designed to complement the sign of Aries. Aries is the first zodiac sign, and it rules over the head and face. When Aries energies are activated in your life, especially when you are striving to assert yourself and achieve things, you may find that you hold tension in your face, head, and jaws. This meditation will help you to gently release the tensions you've been holding in your body so that you can return to your day feeling relaxed and unencumbered.
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Very nicely done
- By Alexandra Dosman on 02-25-25
By: Jessica Lanyadoo, and others
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The Whole-Brain Child
- 12 Revolutionary Strategies to Nurture Your Child's Developing Mind
- By: Daniel J. Siegel M.D., Tina Payne Bryson
- Narrated by: Daniel J. Siegel M.D., Tina Payne Bryson
- Length: 6 hrs and 14 mins
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In this pioneering, practical book, Daniel J. Siegel, neuropsychiatrist and author of the bestselling Mindsight, and parenting expert Tina Payne Bryson offer a revolutionary approach to child rearing with twelve key strategies that foster healthy brain development, leading to calmer, happier children. The authors explain—and make accessible—the new science of how a child’s brain is wired and how it matures.
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Several comments on the brain were incorrect.
- By Abelle & Dorian on 04-18-23
By: Daniel J. Siegel M.D., and others
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Stop Yelling and Love Me More, Please Mom.
- Positive Parenting Is Easier than You Think: Happy Mom, Book 1
- By: Jennifer N. Smith
- Narrated by: Meg Price
- Length: 1 hr and 3 mins
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We can not raise a happy child if we are constantly screaming threats at them. No parent sets out to hurt their child, but this type of parenting does just that. To raise a happy child that wants to behave, you need to retrain yourself first. You need to change the way you think and react to their behavior. You need to understand your triggers and heal yourself. Only then you can begin to heal your relationship with your children.
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Nice information
- By Yesika on 09-27-19
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Dirty Laundry
- Why Adults with ADHD Are So Ashamed and What We Can Do to Help
- By: Richard Pink, Roxanne Emery
- Narrated by: Richard Pink, Roxanne Emery
- Length: 4 hrs and 2 mins
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What if you stopped feeling ashamed of constantly being late or of getting so hyperfocused on a task that you drop everything else you had to do? How can you as a partner, parent, or friend better understand your neurodivergent loved one’s way of moving through the world? In Dirty Laundry, life partners Rich Pink and Rox Emery unapologetically guide you through the ups and downs of life with ADHD. Every chapter starts with a common symptom of ADHD, like impulsivity or struggles with finances, and an earnest moment from their own lives to show you how they navigate the symptom together.
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Perfect. Should be mandatory reading in middle school for the entirety of our neurodiverse world!!
- By Debra F. Wiens on 03-07-24
By: Richard Pink, and others
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Good Inside
- A Guide to Becoming the Parent You Want to Be
- By: Becky Kennedy
- Narrated by: Becky Kennedy
- Length: 9 hrs and 55 mins
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Over the past several years, Dr. Becky Kennedy—known to her followers as “Dr. Becky”—has been sparking a parenting revolution. Millions of parents, tired of following advice that either doesn’t work or simply doesn’t feel good, have embraced Dr. Becky’s empowering and effective approach, a model that prioritizes connecting with our kids over correcting them. Parents have long been sold a model of childrearing that simply doesn’t work. From reward charts to time outs, many popular parenting approaches are based on shaping behavior, not raising humans.
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Sounds Wonderful, Does Not Work
- By R. Humphrey on 01-08-23
By: Becky Kennedy
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Tiny Humans, Big Emotions
- How to Navigate Tantrums, Meltdowns, and Defiance to Raise Emotionally Intelligent Children
- By: Alyssa Blask Campbell, Lauren Elizabeth Stauble
- Narrated by: Alyssa Blask Campbell
- Length: 10 hrs and 13 mins
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We’re in the midst of a parenting revolution that is radically changing the way we raise our kids. Gone are the days of minimizing emotions: Don’t Cry. You’re Fine. Don’t Make a Scene. As our understanding of developing brains has increased, today’s parents are looking for a new way to help their children understand their feelings and learn to process them.
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Good pointers for preschool parents and teachers
- By Chelsea on 06-17-24
By: Alyssa Blask Campbell, and others
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How to Talk So Kids Will Listen & Listen So Kids Will Talk
- By: Adele Faber, Elaine Mazlish
- Narrated by: Susan Bennett
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
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This best-selling classic by internationally acclaimed experts on communication between parents and children includes fresh insights and suggestions, as well as the author’s time-tested methods to solve common problems and build foundations for lasting relationships.
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Best. Parenting. Book. Ever.
- By John on 01-02-13
By: Adele Faber, and others
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Raising Grateful Kids in an Entitled World
- How One Family Learned That Saying No Can Lead to Life's Biggest Yes
- By: Kristen Welch
- Narrated by: Meredith Mitchell
- Length: 5 hrs and 44 mins
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In Raising Grateful Kids in an Entitled World, Kristen shares the ups and downs in her own family's journey of discovering why it's healthiest not to give one's kids everything. Teaching them the difference between "want" and "need" is the first step in the right direction. With many practical tips and anecdotes, she shares how to help kids become hardworking, fulfilled, and successful adults.
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No real information on gratitude
- By BattleD4d on 05-12-16
By: Kristen Welch
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How to Keep House While Drowning
- A Gentle Approach to Cleaning and Organizing
- By: KC Davis LPC
- Narrated by: KC Davis LPC, Dr. Raquel Martin
- Length: 3 hrs and 3 mins
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If you’re struggling to stay on top of your to-do list, you probably have a good reason: anxiety, fatigue, depression, ADHD, or lack of support. For therapist KC Davis, the birth of her second child triggered a stress-mess cycle. The more behind she felt, the less motivated she was to start. She didn’t fold a single piece of laundry for seven months. One life-changing realization restored her sanity—and the functionality of her home: You don’t work for your home; your home works for you.
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Pleasantly surprised
- By Kathy Moberly on 06-05-22
By: KC Davis LPC
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- Anonymous User
- 03-23-24
I adore the author
Not only do I follow Gwenna on Tik Tok and Instagram, I have listened to her entire book. I loved every second of it because it felt so real and genuine on how to respond instead of react in situations, especially with children. I do not have children of my own, but I and an ABA specialist that works with kids constantly. I learned so much from my training, but this book told me how to teach these kiddos better ways of coping with their emotions. This book also taught me how I should regulate my own emotions. I would love nothing more for a part two on relationships or even a memoir to fully understand the progress and development of a person and their character.
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- Candace
- 03-08-24
Amazing
I loved listening to this book so much that I will be listening to it again. It's something you can listen to it over and over again and still love it. there were many words I didn't know what they meant and if I couldn't figure it out I'd google it so I not only learned about parenting I also learned a few new words. Thank you so much for such a good book! Also for all the laughs and jokes you had.
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- Erin E. Bignell
- 03-20-24
Great advice for parents
She is so easy to relate to. Love her humor. Wish I had this advice before my kids grew up!
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- Klk2118
- 03-20-24
Relaxed and funny
Absolutely loved it, most parenting books can be dry and seem like a college textbook, like I need to remember everything for the final and get me stressed. Gwennas laid back approach and millennial mom banter make it entertaining and relatable all while still being very informative. I definitely walked away with a few new tools and tricks for my kit! Thank you Gwenna (and Abby) for this gift ❤️
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- Bree Cummins
- 04-11-24
loved it
As a parent to still little kids, I found this to be very positive and helpful. And hearing the oldest daughter talk about her perspective in the beginning about made me cry thinking of my first born daughter. <3
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- Brenda Gilham
- 04-12-24
10/10 will recommend to everyone!
First off, Gwenna has a *perfect* voice for audiobook story telling. She didn't just read the words to us, her tone and inflection dragged me in, made me laugh, made me cry, and made me think harder about my parenting than I ever have.
In her Childproof podcast with Tori Phantom, she explained that this book is a "How I," not a "How To" and I LOVE that way of explaining it. In this book, she is not telling you that you HAVE to parent in her style, in fact, she consistently says that not everything will work for your family that works for hers. She gives tips and tricks, points us in the right direction, and gives us all the resources she can provide.
At the end, it feels like she sends us on our way like a baby bird leaving Mama Cusses bird nest lol, it's bittersweet.
I will likely listen to this 3 more times 😁
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- julia
- 03-14-24
Peanut Butter and Jelly
Despite that the author does not make a PB&J the correct way (no judgment, PB on both sides of the bread jelly in the middle, just saying) and may end up starting an internet war as a result, this is a fabulous and totally relatable resource. I can’t tell you how many nuggets of gold I carried away to help me in the throws of temper tantrums or how many times I found myself nodding along and chatting with the author every step of the way. I know I am better for it. You won’t regret picking this book up at any point during your parenting journey.
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- Anonymous User
- 03-12-24
Never read a Parenting book
Okayy so I haven’t ever read a parenting book but I always felt like there was a better way to parent my littles I have 4 and I want to be there confident at the end of the day, and never since I have followed Gwenna in 2021. I have learned from her, and when I found out she was writing a book I knew I had to get it and she did not disappoint she helped me get the confidence to know that I am doing a good job. Thank you Gwenna❤️
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- Julie
- 03-23-24
Authenticity
I love how honest Gwenna is! she is so real and honest. this book has helped me so much. as a parent
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- Rebecca Powell
- 04-02-24
I AM NOT A BAD MOM
Parenting is HARD - Gwena made me so happy dances when I was validated and made me look inward for what I can do better. I waited for this one to come out and I’m SO glad it did 😍😍
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