
Love Him or Leave Him, But Don't Get Stuck with the Tab
Hilarious Advice for Real Women
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Loni Love
About this listen
That's the message of this fresh and funny relationship book by beloved actress-comedian Loni Love. Full of down-to-earth advice on love, sex, and dating, Loni delivers answers to women's most pressing relationship questions along with plenty of hilarious been-there-done-that tales - from hooking up to breaking up to everything in between.
As Loni says, "You can love him or you can leave him, but the day a man starts taking advantage of you is when you need to remember that putting yourself first is the most important step in finding love. That's the foundation for all the advice I give, because it's a message so many women need to hear, over and over, like multiple orgasms."
Sure you can act like a lady and think like a man, or admit that he's just not that into you, but the path to lasting love is looking out for number one and treating yourself like the great catch you are.
If you're in a great relationship, Loni gives tips on keeping it strong. (Love him.) If you're having problems that seem insurmountable, she tells you how to extricate yourself from difficult situations. (Leave him.) But no matter what, don't let yourself get bullied, cheated on, or taken advantage of (aka Stuck with the tab). Every woman deserves a healthy, satisfying, exciting love life, so what are you waiting for? Loni Love has all the answers.
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- Colleen Massaro
- 07-25-18
Some funny sh!t
Going through a break up and I needed a good laugh...and got it with this audiobook.
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- Rebecca
- 10-27-14
Quick, funny, and good.
Quick read that had me laughing out loud in my car. I feel like I know her now! Can she be my best friend?
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- Tara
- 02-11-16
Worth the read
This has great examples & I really enjoyed this book. I will be sharing it on my Facebook wall. Koodoos to you Loni Love!👏🏾👏🏾
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- Marla
- 06-23-15
Loved !
I loved this ! Thank you Loni for such an amazing read I truly enjoyed it cover to cover
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- Diane
- 06-13-15
I like her thinking!
Funny and thoughtful, I like Ms. Loves's thinking. She seems to be an educated, smart, good-hearted woman who has seen a lot and gives her opinion on men.
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- Mariella
- 06-02-15
Great quick book
Love Lonis advice and humor. Would like to have a longer book for his next book, I think she can have Tina's success.
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- Sea Sharks
- 08-22-15
Listened twice,good sound advice .# hilarious #
She is your honest aunt your Frank friend maybe that complete stranger.
Hilarious but truthful. I'm proud to see her accomplish visions in her life God bless you Girl!!
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- TISHAMA KING
- 01-11-23
A MUST LISTEN - IT'S BETTER STRAIGHT FROM LONI
Absolutely love this book. will give a copy to my daughter. and maybe her friends.
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- Hellenista
- 02-26-19
I enjoyed every laugh that was given!
Full of great advice through experiences, as well as details and stories! I was so pleased that Ms. Love read her own book. I would definitely recommend, if not for the advice (even though I consider most of the advice...useable), then for the lightheartedness and laughter!...lol
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- emily day
- 07-13-21
Love
I love Loni Love books and they are the best when she reads them. Keeps me wanting more. Great job
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