
Knocking Myself Up
A Memoir of My (In)Fertility
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Michelle Tea
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Michelle Tea
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From PEN/America Award winner, 2021 Guggenheim fellow, and beloved literary and tarot icon Michelle Tea, the hilarious, powerfully written, taboo-breaking story of her journey to pregnancy and motherhood as a 40 year-old, queer, uninsured woman
Written in intimate, gleefully TMI prose, Knocking Myself Up is the irreverent account of Tea’s route to parenthood—with a group of ride-or-die friends, a generous drag queen, and a whole lot of can-do pluck. Along the way she falls in love with a wholesome genderqueer a decade her junior, attempts biohacking herself a baby with black market fertility meds (and magicking herself an offspring with witch-enchanted honey), learns her eggs are busted, and enters the Fertility Industrial Complex in order to carry her younger lover’s baby.
With the signature sharp wit and wild heart that have made her a favorite to so many readers, Tea guides us through the maze of medical procedures, frustrations and astonishments on the path to getting pregnant, wryly critiquing some of the systems that facilitate that choice (“a great, punk, daredevil thing to do”). In Knocking Myself Up, Tea has crafted a deeply entertaining and profound memoir, a testament to the power of love and family-making, however complex our lives may be, to transform and enrich us.
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Just as polio loomed over the 1950s, and AIDS stalked the 1980s and ’90s, posttraumatic stress disorder haunts us in the early years of the twenty-first century. Over a decade into the United States’ “global war on terror,” PTSD afflicts as many as 30 percent of the conflict’s veterans. But the disorder’s reach extends far beyond the armed forces. In total, some twenty-seven million Americans are believed to be PTSD survivors. Yet to many of us, the disorder remains shrouded in mystery, secrecy, and shame.
By: David J. Morris
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The Trial of the Century
- By: Gregg Jarrett, Don Yaeger - contributor
- Narrated by: Gregg Jarrett
- Length: 10 hrs and 23 mins
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Nearly a century ago, famed liberal attorney Clarence Darrow defended schoolteacher John Scopes in a blockbuster legal proceeding that brought the attention of the entire country to the small town of Dayton, Tennessee. Darrow’s seminal defense of freedom of speech helped form the legal bedrock on which our civil liberties depend today. Expertly researched, “colorful, and dramatic” (Publishers Weekly), The Trial of the Century calls upon our past to unite Americans in the defense of the free exchange of ideas, especially in this divided time.
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Well written and well narrated
- By GERRARD-GOUGH on 02-05-25
By: Gregg Jarrett, and others
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Weird but Normal
- Essays
- By: Mia Mercado
- Narrated by: Mia Mercado
- Length: 6 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Navigating racial identity, gender roles, workplace dynamics, and beauty standards, Mia Mercado's hilarious essay collection explores the contradictions of being a millennial woman, which usually means being kind of a weirdo.
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Ordinary.
- By Amazon Customer on 03-01-21
By: Mia Mercado
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The Director
- My Years Assisting J. Edgar Hoover
- By: Paul Letersky, Gordon L. Dillow - contributor
- Narrated by: Pete Simonelli
- Length: 10 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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The first book ever written about FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover by a member of his personal staff - his former assistant, Paul Letersky - offers unprecedented insight into an American legend.
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Honest Account
- By ptr on 11-17-21
By: Paul Letersky, and others
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Race to the Bottom
- Uncovering the Secret Forces Destroying American Public Education
- By: Luke Rosiak
- Narrated by: Charles Constant
- Length: 9 hrs and 19 mins
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In Race to the Bottom, Luke Rosiak uncovers the shocking reason why American education is failing: Powerful special interest groups are using our kids as guinea pigs in vast ideological experiments. These groups’ initiatives aren’t focused on making children smarter—but on implementing a radical agenda, no matter the effect on academic standards.
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This is literally 100% propaganda.
- By Ekim N. on 03-11-22
By: Luke Rosiak
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Survive!
- Essential Skills and Tactics to Get You Out of Anywhere - Alive
- By: Les Stroud
- Narrated by: Les Stroud
- Length: 8 hrs and 57 mins
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From the sun-scorched sands of the Kalahari to the snake-infested jungles of the Amazon, Les Stroud has made a life of surviving in the harshest - and most remote - regions on Earth. Now, the creator, producer, and host of the hit television program Survivorman transfers his decades of knowledge and experience to the audiobook Survive!, a practical guide that gives everyday listeners a no-nonsense look at the real world of survival.
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Les Stroud - THE SURVIVORMAN
- By Roseclan on 02-10-23
By: Les Stroud
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Happily Grey
- Stories, Souvenirs, and Everyday Wonders from the Life in Between
- By: Mary Lawless Lee
- Narrated by: Mary Lee
- Length: 4 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Entrepreneur and influencer Mary Lawless Lee, creator of the popular lifestyle blog Happily Grey, brings her distinctive brand of grit and gratitude to this wonder-filled, photo-rich celebration of life lived in the in-between.
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Loved it! So inspiring!
- By Michelle Segal on 12-18-22
By: Mary Lawless Lee
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George
- A Magpie Memoir
- By: Frieda Hughes
- Narrated by: Frieda Hughes
- Length: 8 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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When Frieda Hughes moved to a ramshackle estate in the wilds of Wales, she was expecting to take on a few projects: planting a garden, painting, writing her poetry column for The Times (London), and possibly even breathing new life into her ailing marriage. But instead, she found herself rescuing a baby magpie, the sole survivor of a nest destroyed in a storm—and embarking on an obsession that would change the course of her life.
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If you love, someone, set them free
- By Janie on 01-20-24
By: Frieda Hughes
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The Patient Assassin
- A True Tale of Massacre, Revenge, and India's Quest for Independence
- By: Anita Anand
- Narrated by: Anita Anand
- Length: 10 hrs and 48 mins
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The “compelling [and] vivid” (The New York Times Book Review) true story of a man who claimed to be a survivor of a 1919 British massacre in India, his elaborate 20-year plan for revenge, and the mix of truth and legend that made him a hero to hundreds of millions.
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more interesting history
- By Autodidact on 09-07-19
By: Anita Anand
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Assume Nothing
- A Story of Intimate Violence
- By: Tanya Selvaratnam
- Narrated by: Tanya Selvaratnam
- Length: 6 hrs and 9 mins
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Award-winning filmmaker Tanya Selvaratnam bravely recounts the intimate abuse she suffered from former New York State Attorney General Eric Schneiderman, using her story as a prism to examine the domestic violence crisis plaguing America. Sensitive and nuanced, Assume Nothing details how Tanya’s relationship devolved into abuse, how she found the strength to leave - risking her career, reputation, and life - and how she reclaimed her freedom and her voice.
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Assume Nothing
- By Diane Freaney on 11-08-21
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The Undertaker's Wife
- A True Story of Love, Loss, and Laughter in the Unlikeliest of Places
- By: Dee Oliver, Jodie Berndt - contributor
- Narrated by: Jill Blackwood
- Length: 5 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Over twenty years later, Dee was still in love with her charming Southern gentleman when he passed away suddenly in 2007. Determined to carry on Johnnie’s work, Dee earned her mortuary science degree, only to find herself no longer needed in the family business. So Dee crossed the racial divide in the most segregated industry in America and joined the staff of an African-American funeral home as a single white woman. In The Undertaker’s Wife, Oliver draws from her experience to provide candid advice on dying well and surviving the loss of those who have gone before.
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A life journey with humor about a subject we avoid
- By Helen Scheufler on 01-02-23
By: Dee Oliver, and others
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- Anonymous User
- 08-18-22
Hilarious and Tender
I wish I had had this book when my partner and I were trying for our first kid back in 2009. Sigh. It’s a lonely weird world for queer people to navigate and this book is so so necessary! Loved it loved it loved it.
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- Lindsey
- 01-26-23
Wonderful
Enjoyed listening to Tea. Allowed for a look into IUI IVF and my future options. Will probably check out her other texts.
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- Anna d.
- 08-10-22
Incredible, candid and queer
As a queer person and a parent it can be challenging to find stories that speak to both of those experiences. While my own journey to parenthood was quiet different I felt like I recognized a kindred spirit. What an amazing story.
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- Michelle Bruhn
- 01-13-23
Like listening to a dear friend tell a great story
I absolutely love this book. I listened to it all in one day because I just had to know how it all worked out. And the funny thing is, I already sort of knew! I’m a huge fan of Michelle Tea and have heard parts of this story on her podcast or in articles she’s published, but I still had to hear it all again. It’s a gorgeous, sweet, sometimes heartbreaking, often hilarious story about motherhood, love, the “pregnancy industrial complex” and more, all told through Michelle Tea’s unique, queer, irreverent lense. As a parent and a woman who struggled with getting pregnant (and with being worried over my child’s natal astrology!) I found so much to relate to, but even if you’ve never even considered parenthood there’s so much to love. And hearing Michelle read the story herself adds a layer of gorgeous intimacy that’s hard to not love.
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- Jessica Mor
- 08-15-22
Fun, Cute, and Queer AF!
Michelle is such a great narrator! It's nice to hear a queer baby making story that's fairly light hearted and fun but still honest. You'll binge each chapter up!
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- Anya
- 08-10-22
What an adventure
This story was such a pleasure to listen to. I love that the author narrates it herself as this totally adds to how enjoyable it is. I loved the quirkiness with which the story is told, the humor and the drama of Michelle Tea’s life as well as the way she chooses to share the difficult experiences she’s had. This story is highly relatable even if you haven’t lived through the same experiences, the emotions experienced are so easy to relate to.
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- L.V.
- 08-20-22
painfully relatable
I couldn't put this book down. Thank you, Michelle Tea, for beautifully articulating experiences which defy words... but make one's heart plummet & soar. I loved it. I laughed and cried (cliché but true) and remembered what it took to bring my amazing rainbow daughter into the world❤️
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