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Georgie Leonard
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C. H. Clepitt
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Is anyone truly prepared for the apocalypse?
Well, Kerry certainly isn't, and she fairly quickly discovers that looking sharp in a business suit and heels is not going to help anyone when there's an apocalypse, with possible zombies!
Together with a super spy, an ex girl guide, and a personal trainer with manly foraging skills, Kerry must battle terrifying religious cults, rich people, and her personal demons, all whilst having the daily chore of deciding what to wear.
This is a laugh-out-loud comedy with romance, heart, and talking badgers and is not to be missed.
What would you wear to the apocalypse? #IWoreHeels
©2015 Claire Evans (P)2018 Claire EvansListeners also enjoyed...
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- Sage Donnell
- 04-29-21
So Much Fun!
I loved this audiobook. I wasn't sure what to expect from I Wore Heels to the Apocalypse, and, even after starting it, that sort of held true but in the best way possible.
It's the apocalypse and what's important in light of the end of the world is surprising but somehow always fits. This story is chock-full of twists and turns, sexual fluidity, and satire about gender norms. I loved every minute. I laughed aloud several times, which I don't always do even when I find the material funny.
The only tiny quibble I had was that some of the accents sounded slightly off to my ears, but it was a seriously minor issue. The narration was overall well done and definitely brought the story alive.
I highly recommend this audiobook, and I am excited to delve more into C.H. Clepitt's offerings.
(I received a free copy in exchange for an honest review. All opinions are my own.)
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- Theresa LoRusso
- 02-15-21
I wasn't planning on listening to this all today
Well I have spent the evening in an interesting world with well developed characters undergoing substantial .plot twists.
it is one of those books that continues to draw you in but in such a friendly conversational style that you do not even know that hours have passed. That is a true sign of good writing. I highly recommend you read or listen for yourself.
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