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I Should Have Read the EULA 2
An Isekai LitRPG Adventure (I Should Have Read the EULA, Book 2)
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Reginald West
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Katabelle Ansari
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Keegan Connelly
About this listen
Being indentured to the God of Dungeons was not on Sebastian’s list of life goals, but when an unfortunate encounter with a semi-truck sent him on a journey across the cosmos to a new world, he did a pretty good job of rolling with the punches.
Bonding a beautiful succubus, teaming up with a gorgeous redhead warrior, and saving the world from a demon invasion… All in a day’s work, but as they say: No rest for the wicked.
With the threat of another demon incursion looming on the horizon, our intrepid hero has been subcontracted out to the Goddess of Towers to assist her Chosen in determining if the Argent Spire has been compromised.
Seems straightforward, right? Not so much. The Argent Spire’s level requirements mean a few pitstops along the way to grind out some levels and gear… and then there’s surviving elven politics.
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- Nemesis
- 01-01-24
An action-packed Isekai LitRPG adventure!
"I Should Have Read the EULA 2" by Keegan Connelly, skillfully narrated by Reginald West and Kattabelle Ansari, immerses you in an Isekai LitRPG adventure that's as hilarious as it is . Connelly's writing is a rollercoaster of cosmic encounters, succubus bonds, and demon invasions, all seamlessly brought to life by the dynamic narration duo. The plot twists, elven politics, and the witty protagonist make this audiobook a must-listen for fantasy lovers who crave a mix of humor and excitement in their adventures.
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- Derek
- 03-04-24
I need more!
the story continues here and Crow and the gals kick ass and take names. if you liked book 1 this is more and better I highly recommend it.
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- Kindle Customer
- 05-18-24
good but the narrators need to work together better
ovwrall the book of decent but the two narrators speak at vastly different speeds so it's impossible to find the right listening speed for the book. (the mic quality is also significantly worse for the male narrator)
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- Travis Carbonell
- 01-13-24
Good
This was a good continuation from the first boom that was well written. Loving the continuation of Sebatian's adventures.
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- Carlos
- 07-13-24
Great Story Only One Problem!
This was another great story in this series! The only thing I found bad was the short and long pauses when the mc is talking to the Elves and when a ch ended or began. Need to fix those but other than that it was great. Now it’s time for book three!
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- Daniel W. Mickelson
- 01-30-24
Loving this series!!
Really digging the high octane adventures and sexy hijinks of Sebastian and his sexy, kick as cadre of femme fatales as they strive to overcome the challenges they come against! Well done!!
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- bill
- 04-22-24
So fun!
I enjoy the good natured adventure style this book is written in with some snark, some humor, some sex, some baddies who need dealt with
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- Brian
- 07-29-24
Just as good as the first.
This book series keeps getting better and better. The voice actors are phenomenal and keep you engaged. Looking forward to book three.
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- ellen cambpell
- 02-03-24
Book two is even better than book one
The story ties up and explains things from one. Book one had to build the world and moved a bit slower than two, two was packed with action. The narrators are fantastic. Really enjoyed this.
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- Joshua Airington
- 12-27-23
5 stars
🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷I hope there are more books to come in this series! The MC is great along with a really good supporting cast! The story is captivating! The narrators also do a good job of bringing the story to life! Great job Keegan Connelly!
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