
I Hate My Cat
27 Poems About My Cat
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Carter Aitken
About this listen
Myron J. Milsten, Jr. has real problems with his pet Persian cat named Kitty. In fact, he hates her.
Upon the advice of his therapist, the author poured his rage into this collection of poems. In 27 full-length poems and haiku, Milsten covers a variety of subjects, including family, nature, Satanism, current issues, and more, all seen through a uniquely Kitty-phobic lens.
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