
Her Alien Husband
Monster Bites, Book 7
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Narrated by:
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Beth Roeg
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Patrick Zeller
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By:
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Michele Mills
About this listen
I'm in a predicament of historic proportions. I've learned I can't inherit my grandfather's highly profitable business unless I'm married? Yes, an entirely ridiculous rule.
I live with a herd of rescue cats and nary a boyfriend in sight. I'm also considered plain, sharp-tongued and overweight. And I've never, once been interested in marriage. Hence my reason for applying for a mail-order husband.
The next morning I scream with fright when I find a huge, satanic-looking alien lurking on my doorstep.
Even my cats dart away in fear.
Apparently, I screwed up the application and my invite went on blast to the entire four sectors. Now I'm legally married in absentia to a flame-throwing Hyrrokin male fifteen years my senior. He growls when I mention divorce. Ugh. He needs to go.
But then he gently coaxes a sick, feral kitten into his massive arms and gives it medicine. My heart instantly melts and my body heats up like never before.
Well, maybe I can give this a try.
Author's note: Her Alien Husband is #7 in the Monster Bites novella series, but can be listened to as a standalone! Don't forget to also listen to the prequel to this story - His Human Runaway - from the Monsters Love Curvy Girls series.
Flagstone Fire Ranch Listening Order:
His Human Runaway (Thorn & Mica)
Her Alien Husband (Burl & Lucy)
His Human Rebel (Rake & Stella)
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- BL71
- 06-12-24
A very sweet pair
Burl and Lucy's relationship begins backwards but strong. Lucy needs to get married and believes the husband she got will be temporary, but she has not met a Hyrrokin. She's attracted to Burl but doesn't want to give up her freedom, but he will not let her go. I received a free ALC of this book and am voluntarily leaving a review.
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- 07-29-24
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This series was starting to feel stale. This book did not feel stale. It was very good.
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