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  • Has Anyone Seen My Pants?

  • By: Sarah Colonna
  • Narrated by: Sarah Colonna
  • Length: 6 hrs and 21 mins
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars (407 ratings)

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Has Anyone Seen My Pants?

By: Sarah Colonna
Narrated by: Sarah Colonna
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Publisher's summary

How does a gal with a successful career, great friends, and a razor-sharp wit find herself wandering pantsless through the hallways of a casino hotel in Iowa on New Year's Eve? Ask Sarah Colonna.

Has Anyone Seen My Pants? is a laugh-out-loud trip around America (and Mexico!) with Sarah as she braves crying in nail salons, mother-daughter road trips, Iowan casinos, and single-shaming resorts. From a fling gone wrong to friend breakups and a new romance, Sarah's signature wit and sharp observations take you on a journey at once so deviously funny and surprisingly compassionate that it might just steal your heart - not to mention your pants.

©2015 Sarah Colonna (P)2015 Tantor
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Critic reviews

"A bitingly candid memoir with a happy ending." ( Kirkus)

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Loved...dry humor at it's best

Enough said, I hope she comes out with another...and hopefully comes to Fargo...we need some humor here!

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Great listen

Great listen. Quick stories and hilarious. Perhaps will listen again. That will depend on lots of things. Also I'm being nice. But, really. Very funny.

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LOVE!!!

Hilarious Stories! Sarah is charming and very relatable. Definitely a must listen! I’ve now listened twice!

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Funny, written from the heart

Loved hearing about the shenanigans, the schmucks as well as well as the fabulous John. Great read. Audible why are you dropping this from your menu!?!?

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AmazBalls

I laughed, I cried, I was jealous, and was left smiling and inspired.

Thank you Sarah! I powered through this in a single sitting at work.

I hope your schedule isn't complete... TheShanes need to see you again in Portland!

xo

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Great book!

Loved this so much! I am single with cats. This book gives me hope for the future. Thanks so much Sarah! ❤️❤️

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Great humor, sarcasm and cynicism.

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Great humor, sarcasm and cynicism. Made we want to hear more stories about her work life, etc. Her voice was easy to listen to as well.

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Sarah is my soul sister

I love Sarah and her voice and her stories and life and her everything.

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Missing Pants

I Loved this book! I can't wait to read Sarah's first book!
And I'd love to see her act, preferably in person here in Burlington Vermont (a better Burlington), or on TV, if I must!








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Soul Mate Sister from another mister

Super funny listen. I really enjoyed this, mainly because I relate. Its really just a personal story that I think I lot of single women in their 30s can sympathize with. The struggle is real and often hilarious.

Sarah would rather text than talk, day drink without judgement, doesn't want kids, and advocates for her bikini wax because it makes her feel awesome not because of a chance encounter with a guy. She likes to curse too.

I am on the same page, sister! Keep on keepin on.

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