
Gettin' Old Ain't For Wimps
Inspirations and Stories to Warm Your Heart and Tickle Your Funny Bone
Failed to add items
Add to Cart failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from wishlist failed.
Adding to library failed
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
$0.99/mo for the first 3 months

Buy for $15.59
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
-
Narrated by:
-
Karen O'Connor
-
By:
-
Karen O'Connor
About this listen
Listeners also enjoyed...
-
Stupid Things I Won’t Do When I Get Old
- A Highly Judgmental, Unapologetically Honest Accounting of All the Things Our Elders Are Doing Wrong
- By: Steven Petrow
- Narrated by: Michael Butler Murray
- Length: 6 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Soon after his 50th birthday, Steven Petrow began assembling a list of "things I won't do when I get old" - mostly a catalog of all the things he thought his then 70-something-year-old parents were doing wrong. That list became the basis of this rousing collection of dos and don'ts, wills and won'ts that is equal parts hilarious, honest, and practical.
-
-
Poinient but Depressing
- By Dr Karen on 06-30-21
By: Steven Petrow
-
God's Purpose for Your Life
- 365 Devotions
- By: Charles F. Stanley
- Narrated by: Henry O. Arnold
- Length: 10 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
How can you rest in the truth that God has a purpose for you, a purpose he promises to fulfill? How can you know you are following God's will? In this yearlong devotional, God's Purpose for Your Life, Dr. Charles F. Stanley shows you that God's plans for you are even more wonderful than you can imagine. Throughout this audiobook, you will feel empowered to make godly goals and joyfully obey God's word as Dr. Stanley gives you assurance, comfort, and boldness in your relationship with Christ.
-
-
Wonderful. This Man really understands the Bible!!!💓🙏🏼
- By Frankie Ruthenberg on 04-18-25
-
The Secret Lives of Church Ladies
- By: Deesha Philyaw
- Narrated by: Janina Edwards
- Length: 4 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The Secret Lives of Church Ladies explores the raw and tender places where Black women and girls dare to follow their desires and pursue a momentary reprieve from being good. The nine stories in this collection feature four generations of characters grappling with who they want to be in the world, caught as they are between the church's double standards and their own needs and passions.
-
-
An Honest, Modern-Day Telling
- By Jenee' Yvette Skinner on 01-06-21
By: Deesha Philyaw
-
Becoming Us
- A Novel
- By: Robin Jones Gunn
- Narrated by: Shannon McManus
- Length: 8 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Five young moms, including beloved Gunn character Christy Miller, gather to share meals and soon become unlikely best friends. The regular gatherings provide opportunities for the women to reveal their stories. They experience their lives naturally meshing as they raise their children together in community. In Becoming Us the group find ways to challenge, encourage, and help each other become the nurturing mothers they wished they'd had when they were growing up. They unite to be remembered for what they do as moms and not for what was done to them.
-
-
Leaning into Faith
- By Sheila on 10-15-21
By: Robin Jones Gunn
-
Della and Darby
- A Novel of Sisters
- By: Susannah B. Lewis
- Narrated by: Susannah B. Lewis
- Length: 6 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Twins Della and Darby Redd may be identical in appearance, but they couldn’t be more different. Della is outspoken, obsessed with purple, and desperate to be accepted by her peers. Darby is introverted, creative, and sees no need to speak to anyone besides her sister and grandmother, Birdie. Due to a tragedy from their past, all three women’s lives have been blanketed in judgment, scandal, and rumor, preventing them from experiencing true peace and contentment in their small town of Clay Station, Mississippi.
-
-
Sweet story
- By Josue Otero on 06-10-23
-
Keep the Doors Open
- Lessons Learned from a Year of Foster Parenting
- By: Kristin Berry
- Narrated by: Sarah Zimmerman
- Length: 6 hrs
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
As a teenager, Kristin Berry had heard all the horror stories surrounding foster care and adoption - abuse, neglect, rejection, anger, and misunderstandings. But instead of closing her heart, God opened it wide. This is Kristin's honest, unvarnished story of some of her experiences as a foster parent of 23 children over the course of nine years. What she learned is that living in a foster home is like living with a revolving door. You never know who will arrive or who you will have to say goodbye to. Leaving the door open means there will be heartache and pain, but also adventure and unexpected joy.
-
-
A Intimate Looking into true grace and foster-care...
- By Peter on 03-09-20
By: Kristin Berry
-
Stupid Things I Won’t Do When I Get Old
- A Highly Judgmental, Unapologetically Honest Accounting of All the Things Our Elders Are Doing Wrong
- By: Steven Petrow
- Narrated by: Michael Butler Murray
- Length: 6 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Soon after his 50th birthday, Steven Petrow began assembling a list of "things I won't do when I get old" - mostly a catalog of all the things he thought his then 70-something-year-old parents were doing wrong. That list became the basis of this rousing collection of dos and don'ts, wills and won'ts that is equal parts hilarious, honest, and practical.
-
-
Poinient but Depressing
- By Dr Karen on 06-30-21
By: Steven Petrow
-
God's Purpose for Your Life
- 365 Devotions
- By: Charles F. Stanley
- Narrated by: Henry O. Arnold
- Length: 10 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
How can you rest in the truth that God has a purpose for you, a purpose he promises to fulfill? How can you know you are following God's will? In this yearlong devotional, God's Purpose for Your Life, Dr. Charles F. Stanley shows you that God's plans for you are even more wonderful than you can imagine. Throughout this audiobook, you will feel empowered to make godly goals and joyfully obey God's word as Dr. Stanley gives you assurance, comfort, and boldness in your relationship with Christ.
-
-
Wonderful. This Man really understands the Bible!!!💓🙏🏼
- By Frankie Ruthenberg on 04-18-25
-
The Secret Lives of Church Ladies
- By: Deesha Philyaw
- Narrated by: Janina Edwards
- Length: 4 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The Secret Lives of Church Ladies explores the raw and tender places where Black women and girls dare to follow their desires and pursue a momentary reprieve from being good. The nine stories in this collection feature four generations of characters grappling with who they want to be in the world, caught as they are between the church's double standards and their own needs and passions.
-
-
An Honest, Modern-Day Telling
- By Jenee' Yvette Skinner on 01-06-21
By: Deesha Philyaw
-
Becoming Us
- A Novel
- By: Robin Jones Gunn
- Narrated by: Shannon McManus
- Length: 8 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Five young moms, including beloved Gunn character Christy Miller, gather to share meals and soon become unlikely best friends. The regular gatherings provide opportunities for the women to reveal their stories. They experience their lives naturally meshing as they raise their children together in community. In Becoming Us the group find ways to challenge, encourage, and help each other become the nurturing mothers they wished they'd had when they were growing up. They unite to be remembered for what they do as moms and not for what was done to them.
-
-
Leaning into Faith
- By Sheila on 10-15-21
By: Robin Jones Gunn
-
Della and Darby
- A Novel of Sisters
- By: Susannah B. Lewis
- Narrated by: Susannah B. Lewis
- Length: 6 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Twins Della and Darby Redd may be identical in appearance, but they couldn’t be more different. Della is outspoken, obsessed with purple, and desperate to be accepted by her peers. Darby is introverted, creative, and sees no need to speak to anyone besides her sister and grandmother, Birdie. Due to a tragedy from their past, all three women’s lives have been blanketed in judgment, scandal, and rumor, preventing them from experiencing true peace and contentment in their small town of Clay Station, Mississippi.
-
-
Sweet story
- By Josue Otero on 06-10-23
-
Keep the Doors Open
- Lessons Learned from a Year of Foster Parenting
- By: Kristin Berry
- Narrated by: Sarah Zimmerman
- Length: 6 hrs
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
As a teenager, Kristin Berry had heard all the horror stories surrounding foster care and adoption - abuse, neglect, rejection, anger, and misunderstandings. But instead of closing her heart, God opened it wide. This is Kristin's honest, unvarnished story of some of her experiences as a foster parent of 23 children over the course of nine years. What she learned is that living in a foster home is like living with a revolving door. You never know who will arrive or who you will have to say goodbye to. Leaving the door open means there will be heartache and pain, but also adventure and unexpected joy.
-
-
A Intimate Looking into true grace and foster-care...
- By Peter on 03-09-20
By: Kristin Berry
-
Leota's Garden
- By: Francine Rivers
- Narrated by: Melissa Hurst
- Length: 18 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Once Leota's garden was a place of beauty - where flowers bloomed and hope thrived. It was her refuge from the deep wounds inflicted by a devastating war, her sanctuary where she knelt before a loving God and prayed for the children who couldn't understand her silent sacrifices. At 83, Leota is alone; her beloved garden is in ruins. All her efforts to reconcile with her adult children have been fruitless. She voices her despair to a loving Father, her only friend. And God brings a wind of change through unlikely means....
-
-
Another Great one from Francine Rivers
- By Shelfish on 09-09-13
By: Francine Rivers
-
About My Mother
- True Stores of a Horse-Crazy Daughter and Her Baseball-Obsessed Mother
- By: Peggy Rowe
- Narrated by: Peggy Rowe
- Length: 5 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
A love letter to mothers everywhere, About My Mother will make you laugh and cry—and see yourself in its reflection. Peggy Rowe’s story of growing up as the daughter of Thelma Knobel is filled with warmth and humor. But Thelma could be your mother—there’s a Thelma in everyone’s life. She’s the person taking charge—the one who knows instinctively how things should be.
-
-
Outstanding!
- By Dave & Kris on 04-01-25
By: Peggy Rowe
-
Can't Make This Stuff Up!
- Finding the Upside to Life's Downs
- By: Susannah B. Lewis
- Narrated by: Susannah B. Lewis
- Length: 4 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In her highly-anticipated nonfiction debut, humorist, popular blogger, and USA Today best-selling author Susannah B. Lewis (Whoa! Susannah) uses dry wit and an eye for the absurd to find laughter in even the most challenging circumstances. Millions of online fans have flocked to Susannah B. Lewis's hysterical, take-no-prisoners videos that capture her uproarious yet deeply faithful view of the world. Now she brings to book form her keen eye for the absurd as she reveals her experiences growing up in a small Tennessee town.
-
-
You can’t make this stuff up!
- By Brooke Sullivan on 04-26-19
-
Frontier Follies
- Adventures in Marriage and Motherhood in the Middle of Nowhere
- By: Ree Drummond
- Narrated by: Ree Drummond
- Length: 7 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
From her beginnings as an early blogger, Ree Drummond has become a household name with a passionate following of devoted fans. On her blog, in her magazine, and on her cooking show, Ree shares recipes, tales of her adventures in the country, and stories of everyday life with her four children and cowboy/rancher husband.
-
-
You're my Ramona 🙃
- By Ry Sei on 03-19-21
By: Ree Drummond
-
A Promise Kept
- By: Robin Lee Hatcher
- Narrated by: Windy Lanzl
- Length: 7 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Tony Kavanagh had been Allison’s dream-come-true. They were in love within days, engaged within weeks, married and pregnant within a year. Her cup bubbled over with joy...but years later, that joy was extinguished by unexpected trials. The day Allison issued her husband an ultimatum, she thought it might save him. She never expected he would actually leave. She was certain God had promised healing - but it became clear she’d misunderstood. Now, living in the quiet mountain cabin she inherited from her Great Aunt Emma, Allison must come to terms with her grief.
-
-
Excellent
- By Kathy Beliveau on 09-20-23
-
On the Bright Side
- Stories About Friendship, Love, and Being True to Yourself
- By: Melanie Shankle, Jen Hatmaker - foreword
- Narrated by: Melanie Shankle
- Length: 4 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In On the Bright Side, Melanie Shankle reminds us of the unchanging principles we can count on in a changing world. These are lessons that Melanie has learned along the way about how to find all the joy that life has to offer - and why encouragement is never something to keep to ourselves. Exploring topics such as dealing with comparisons, when life doesn't turn out like we expected, and how to find your people, Melanie invites us to lead with love in all areas of our lives.
-
-
all about life and being able to laugh
- By Deeya A. Maple on 04-24-21
By: Melanie Shankle, and others
-
The Most Important Place on Earth
- What a Christian Home Looks Like and How to Build One
- By: Robert Wolgemuth
- Narrated by: Robert Wolgemuth
- Length: 3 hrs and 18 mins
- Abridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Many people did not grow up in a Christian home, and many more do not consider their childhood experience a good model. Robert Wolgemuth presents this inspiring, practical audiobook for people who want to have a Christian home.
-
-
The Most Important Place on Earth. Truly it is.
- By Michelle on 05-30-08
By: Robert Wolgemuth
-
Facing the Dawn
- By: Cynthia Ruchti
- Narrated by: Libby McKnight
- Length: 10 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
While her humanitarian husband Liam has been digging wells in Africa, Mara Jacobs has been struggling. She knows she's supposed to feel a warm glow that her husband is nine time zones away, caring for widows and orphans. But the reality is that she is exhausted. Then Liam's three-year absence turns into something more, changing everything and plunging her into a sunless grief. As Mara struggles to find her footing, she discovers that even when hope is tenuous, faith is fragile, and the future is unknown, we can be sure we are not forgotten...or unloved.
-
-
Makes one see differently
- By terry knudsen on 10-02-23
By: Cynthia Ruchti
-
The Antelope in the Living Room
- The Real Story of Two People Sharing One Life
- By: Melanie Shankle
- Narrated by: Melanie Shankle
- Length: 4 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Welcome to the story of a real marriage. Marriage is simultaneously the biggest blessing and the greatest challenge two people can ever take on. It is the joy of knowing there is someone to share in your joys and sorrows, and the challenge of living with someone who thinks it’s a good idea to hang a giant antelope head on your living room wall.
-
-
Love love love
- By Katie on 08-21-15
By: Melanie Shankle
-
The Hope Chest
- By: Carolyn Brown
- Narrated by: Brittany Pressley
- Length: 9 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
An inheritance has reunited three estranged cousins. Their grandmother Lucy left Nessa, Flynn, and April her cabin nestled in the woods near Blossom, Texas, as well as a hope chest to be unlocked after they complete a special task. Together, they must hand stitch a cherished quilt Lucy left unfinished. It meant everything to her. And now, to three people struggling with their own patchwork pasts.
-
-
Beautiful story.
- By Maureen on 06-26-21
By: Carolyn Brown
-
It's All About the Small Things
- Why the Ordinary Moments Matter
- By: Melanie Shankle, Ree Drummond - foreword
- Narrated by: Melanie Shankle
- Length: 5 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Is my ordinary, everyday life actually significant? Is it okay to be fulfilled by the simple acts of raising kids, working in an office, and cooking chicken for dinner? Melanie Shankle tackles these questions head-on. Easygoing and relatable, she speaks directly to the heart of women of all ages who are longing to find significance and meaning in the normal, sometimes mundane world of driving carpool to soccer practice, attending class on their college campus, cooking meals for their family, or taking care of a sick loved one.
-
-
Good Read
- By JoAnnC on 06-26-20
By: Melanie Shankle, and others
-
The Shattered Door
- By: Brandon Witt
- Narrated by: Andrew McFerrin
- Length: 11 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The life Brooke has worked so hard to build is crumbling in his hands in the face of painful memories and past abuse, and his confidence is withering. In El Dorado Springs, where his nightmares come to life, Brooke desperately seeks closure life doesn't offer. Brooke must find value in himself, in his marriage, and in the world around him - and create the hope and perseverance to keep his past from swallowing him whole.
-
-
Powerful...
- By Donald on 10-02-15
By: Brandon Witt