
Flat Crazy
A Blanco County Mystery, Book 3
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Robert King Ross
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Ben Rehder
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An unidentified wild creature is on the loose in Blanco County, and, over the protests of game warden John Marlin, the locals have convinced themselves they're dealing with a mythical vampirish beast called a chupacabra. It doesn't help Marlin's cause when a dead body turns up with a fang-like wound in its neck. Then things really get out of hand: tabloid news programs invade Blanco, good old boys Red O'Brien and Billy Don Craddock develop a cockamamie get-rich-quick scheme involving the animal, and everyone is a little surprised at the booming population of voluptuous Chinese dwarves who've turned up in town. If anyone can make sense of the strange events, it's John Marlin, who's well-versed in the intricacies of small-town life, Texas style. But can he do it before another body turns up?
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- blue_river @AudiobookObsession
- 10-14-20
Flat Crazy
So many murders and crimes in this book that my head was spinning! Watching as the craziness of this town tried to solve these mysteries was fun and the way they all wrapped up in the end was just right. I’m really liking this series so far and will be listening to more in the future.
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- Marcia L. Berbeza
- 04-25-17
Needs to settle on ONE Narrator
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I've really been enjoying this series except for the fact that there is a revolving door for narrators. I am NOT enjoying this guy at all. He makes Marlon sound creepy. And then to my dismay, I see that he's narrated most of the rest of the series.
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- Nathan
- 07-16-23
Good book. Flat performance
Fun books. Good writing, good story. The reading was about as excited as a wet dish towel.
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- Georgia McNabb
- 08-15-20
Another wonderfull Humorous Mystery Story
This is the 3rd book in the series following a Wildlife Officer and the various characters he runs into and the mysteries they are involved in.
This is a good Humorous page Turner story that are a Wounderful breakaway from intense books.
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- BennahPhelps
- 06-08-18
Another great mystery
Loved the storyline. looking forward to listening to the next in the series. My only complaint is the change in narrarator. He did well, but it was hard to get into the story because of the change
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- Diane Reynolds
- 08-21-20
Great characters, solid mystery... and funny
Another strong delivery from Rehder combing a solid mystery with humor against a backdrop of small town life in Texas, all while examining important societal issues.
Stands alone, but better as part of the series.
I received this audiobook for free in exchange for a review.
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- C.J.
- 06-03-20
Great Read; Fun Listen.
Plots and subplots all wound together. Ben Rehder has mastered the twists and turns of the mystery novel. Well recommended.
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- Danny Harr
- 03-30-25
FLAT CRAZY
This is another great book about Game Warden John Marlin. It tiil me a while to get used to the narrator but i liked him after i got used to him. There is a good story line in this book. I like books about Game Wardens. I wish they spend a little more time on John. There is a lot of funny lines in this story. All in all a good book. I will continue with this series. Robert king Ross did a good job narrating this book. If my review is any help will you please click on the helpful link below. Thank you.
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- Audrey F.
- 06-30-13
Classic Ben Rehder.......so-so narrator
Would you consider the audio edition of Flat Crazy to be better than the print version?
No, the narrator just doesn't get the character voices right.
What didn’t you like about Robert King Ross’s performance?
Not much. He has a nice reading voice but his voices for the characters all sounded the same. Billy Don and Red should have very different voices. Ross has them sounding the same. I had to actually listen for the " Red said" part to know who was speaking. Same thing for Marlin and all the others. Everyone sounds pretty much like the same voice.
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Like any of the other readers better than this one. Good book, not very good narrator.
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- DachsieMom
- 07-18-20
Flat Crazy
All the books in the Blanco County series are uproariously funny. Get them all!
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