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Farts Aren't Beneath Me

Several Ditties for When You Aren’t Sitting Pretty.

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Farts Aren't Beneath Me

By: Kendrick Sims
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When you're feeling down and there's nobody around, listen for a sound.
A little toot will make you scoot and to this there's no refute!

It's the sound of a fart!

Coming from below you will know when someone is about to blow.

Then crack a smile and run a while, that stench will make you laugh for miles and miles!

Here are seventy-nine ditties for when you don't smell very pretty, and you're feeling alone in the city.

Don't despair for there are those who care when your day isn't fair.

After all, everyone farts!

Kendrick Sims

July 2024

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