
Earth Spells Are Easy
The Grimoires of a Middle-Aged Witch Series, Book 1
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Autumn Brandt
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Renee George
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As a forty-three-year-old, newly divorced, single mom, I know two things for certain: starting over sucks, and magic isn’t real. At least that’s what I thought. I mean, starting over really does stink, but when it comes to magic, I have to rethink everything.
I’ve spent the last year since my ex left me going through the motions. Get up. Work. Care for a grumpy teenager. Cook dinner. Go to bed. Wash. Rinse. Repeat.
Nothing changes … Until it does.
After bidding on a box of old books at an estate auction, I’m experiencing changes.
And I’m not talking about menopause.
My garden gnome Linda has come to life. No, really. Her name is Linda, and she never shuts up. A chonky cat with a few secrets of his own has adopted me. And a gorgeous professor of the occult tells me I’m a witch.
Right now, I’m not sure who’s crazier—me, Linda, or the hottie professor.
If this is my new reality, it’s nature’s cruel midlife trick. I’m learning fast that earth spells might be easy, but they aren’t cheap. All magic exacts a toll, and if I don’t master the elements, the elements will be the death of me.
Literally.
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- Dawn
- 09-26-22
In really enjoyed this first in a new series
Renee George has penned another first in a new series. The storyline is original and the characters are well developed. Autumn Brandt gave a strong performance as she breathed life into the story and gave the characters distinct voices. I highly recommend this book/audiobook to cozy paranormal fiction fans.
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- ButtonsMom2003
- 08-25-24
Intriguing story!
The narrator was great; I loved listening to her. The story held my attention and made me want to start the next one right away. I loved that Iris is over forty. The magical characters were both fun and terrifying. The hint of romance between Iris and Keir makes me want to find out how their relationship develops.
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- Schervem
- 05-26-22
Fun!
Thoroughly enjoyed this book. The German accent was terrible, (sorry, it's pronounced 'leebling'). Outside of that small thing, I'm looking forward to the next one.
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- Deb B
- 06-02-22
Great New Series!!!
Audio Earth Girls Are Easy by Renee George and narrated by Autumn Brandt...
This is such a fun new series and it never ceases to amaze me of the imagination that Renee George has. She has created such a unique 'world' with out of the norm paranormal characters. The dialogue and story is so witty and clever! And warning, everyone is going to want their own Bob. Autumn's narration bring it all to life!!
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- Kimberly
- 06-29-23
I really Like this one
It was really refreshing! I liked this book and the reader is SO AWESOME! She is really easy to listen to!!
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- Diny123
- 06-28-22
ok this series looks like
FUN!
GLAD to find another series to listen to.
l love that all the sisters are adopted, and their names are flowers.
Goes well with premise.
Eager to start book 2.
write on ms. Renee!
diana
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- Amber Neal
- 11-27-23
Lord of the Rings vibe
I like this story. Seems a bit more modern/real than the crazy fantasy style stories. Good build up but some heavy family stuff too.
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- L4smith4
- 05-14-23
Loved the middle aged newbie!
I thought this was a refreshing new approach to the genre with unique characters. I laughed out loud and commiserated with the protagonist! Can’t wait for the second one!
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- Fan
- 12-13-24
Fan
Loved it . Was not sure at first but it is really well written and narrated. Glad to see that Iris moving on from her divorce and find a new love.
Will listen to more or this author.
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- Marion
- 12-02-24
hilarious and fun.
I absolutely loved this book. laughing out loud fun. great characters, story and world building.
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