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Confessions of a Tour Pro

By: Andrew Wood
Narrated by: Virtual Voice
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All Jonny Biarritz ever wanted was to win on the PGA Tour. He was top ten on the money list ten years in a row, alongside names like Nicklaus, Palmer, Player, Trevino, Casper, Floyd, and Miller. So many seconds and two thirds, but never a win. Now he had a problem that threatened his dream on a whole new level.

His ex-wife wanted the alimony raised to more money than he had made in his best year on Tour. On top of that, the IRS claimed he owed them over $100,000. Usually, he would have his manager take care of crap like this. Sadly, he had left for Acapulco with a stripper, financing his new life with funds he had taken from his former clients.

This situation left Jonny officially broke, which was an issue since he owed his dope dealer $5,000 and had gambling debts of over $15,000. Both debts were owed to Italian guys whose friends and associates included Gambino’s. In addition, Mr. John Mathew Biarritz had two women suing him for child support. Oh, and one more thing, his occasional recreational use of cocaine was now a full-on addiction that needed daily attention. However, none of these issues were his real problem. His real problem was far worse than any of this petty bullshit.

He had the fucking yips!

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