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Narrated by:
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Renee Conoulty
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Molly Conoulty
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Tom Conoulty
About this listen
A sick day off school when you're not even sick? Yes, please!
Susan and Tim have scored a day off school. All they need to do is help their sick mum wash the towels and keep quiet so she can sleep. Sounds easy, right?
It'll be a breeze, so long as the washing machine co-operates....
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