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Kari Lynn M.
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Kari Lynn M.
About this listen
I used to be a normal girl with a normal life. Well, actually...I can't really remember.
Anyway, now I'm being dragged on these crazy secret 'missions' with a guy who has no idea what he's doing but acts like he does, calls me 'Nesia', and, for some reason, likes to 'pretend like he's in a cartoon.'
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