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At the moment when Voyager 1 is launched into space carrying its famous golden record, a baby of unusual perception is born to a single mother in Philadelphia. Adina Giorno is tiny and jaundiced, but reaches for warmth and light.
As a child, she recognizes that she's different: she possesses knowledge of a faraway planet. The arrival of a fax machine enables her to contact her extraterrestrial relatives, beings who have sent her to report on the oddities of earthlings.
For years, as she moves through the world and makes a life for herself among humans, she dispatches transmissions on the terrors and surprising joys of their existence. But at a precarious moment, a beloved friend urges Adina to share her messages with the world. Is there a chance she's not alone?
A blazing novel of startling originality about the fragility and resilience of life in our universe, Marie-Helene Bertino’s Beautyland is a remarkable evocation of feeling in exile at home and introduces a gentle, unforgettable alien for our times.
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In the not-too-distant future, a 21-member crew launches from Earth. Their mission: to establish a temporary colony on Mars. Little do they know that colony will become permanent–and the last stand of the human race. Because, without warning, every single person left on Earth simply...vanishes. Now, a thousand years later, the resources needed to sustain life are running out, and the very existence of the Mars colony is threatened. Humankind has only one option–to return to its home planet.
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It was ok.
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Observation of Americans
I liked the story enough to finish it, but -like the narrator-it left me with nothing.
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Loved the narrator. Loved the story. Do we all have a delusion we believe? What does that say about ourselves? Who was answering this woman/alien?
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Unforgettable
One of those books that perfectly hits the spot. It was a joy to listen to, and will stay with me for a long time.
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- Andrea
- 06-23-24
Such a wonderful book!
This book made me think, laugh, cry and wonder. I liked it so much I want the paper version as well!
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Brilliant!
A perfect, deeply human story—with a brilliant narrator. This is one that’ll stick with me.
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Glorious!
Strange, tender, bittersweet and completely compelling. So unlike my usual selections but I’m thrilled to have read this. Heartbreaking and lovely.
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Strangely relatable
This book was great to listen to while multi_tasking. It’s observational, almost listicle style morphed into something chillingly touching.
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Unique story
Really well written. Unique story. Good pace. I really enjoyed and definitely recommend. I was never quite sure . , .
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Exquisitely written
I've never read a story that hit my true life in words I could only imagine
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Gorgeous prose, beautiful story
A refreshing and touching look at humanity - it’s been such a long time since I’ve been so deeply touched by a novel.
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