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Baby Fights

By: Robert Essig
Narrated by: John Wayne Comunale
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Would you pay to watch babies fight to the death?

Only the wealthy and privileged have the kind of money that can pay for such vile entertainment. The first rule of Baby Fights is there are no rules. Babies can't follow rules. But with a certain persuasion they turn into rabid little monsters, and oh what a spectacle it is to see.

Two babies enter the ring. Only one comes out alive. The only rule of Baby Fights is that one must die. Always.

Would you pay to watch babies kill each other in the ring? Oh, you don't have that kind of money? Then open this book and read about it.

©2023 Robert Essig (P)2023 Robert Essig
Horror Satire Scary Comedy
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What a wild ride!

Unbelievable premise that actually works- I was surprised at the fact I enjoyed this book as much as I did!

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Fight To The Death!

Firstly thank you to Robert Essig for providing me with a free Audiobook of Baby Fights for my honest review!

This was a good read. Horrific yet hilarious! I loved the concept of Baby Fights, but the plot was so interesting. A great story of kidnapping and escape for the woman, a crazy bored man with too much free time and money, and 2 goons with too much baggage to escape their fates, this book has a lot to it for being so short.

5 bruised stars for Baby Fights!

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This isn't Gerber Baby Anything

If you're sensitive about babies, this isn't the book for you. But if you're into babies throwing down, this book is for you.

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Not at all what I expected

I thought I was getting a tongue in cheek book about baby fight club......boy was I wrong. This book is gory, rough and very difficult to stomach in some in some parts. I did enjoy it but had to stop a time or two. Enjoy!

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Baby Fights

Well….that was awkwardly amusing. The title holds true to the story. Worth the read.

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Blood Sport For All Ages

This book is as brutal as it sounds. The main core of villains are screwed in their own unique ways and as short as this book is it delves deep into each of them really well. The fights are superb and gruesome the images that my mind came up with are going to stick with me for a long while.

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Welcome to Baby Fight...

My expectations were obliterated, pulverized and shattered into a thousand pieces with each brutal blow that was dealt in this blood-soaked spectacle. The once innocent faces of babies now twisted into grotesque grins as they are compelled to engage in a primal display of violence. Each turn of the page pulled me deeper into the unrelenting explosion of carnage and chaos that is BABY FIGHTS.

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Oddly good

I was gifted with an audio code, even though I already own the paperback. This book shouldn't work, nor make sense, but somehow it does. It's not as gruesome as I thought it would be, which is good considering the subject. I really enjoyed the concept and the story.

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WTAF did I just read …?

Babies fighting to the death? This seems unlikely even impossible but somehow Robert Essig creates an environment where this feels like a reality and very possible. This story is so much more than just babies fighting, violence and gore there is a terrific plot with so much happening it is hard to believe this is only a novella. The ending really caught me off guard and just felt right. I really loved this book and recommend it for all fans of extreme horror. I will definitely be looking for more titles from this author. I listened to the audiobook and the narrator gave a terrific performance that I felt added to my enjoyment of the story.
This story is very graphic and may be disturbing to more sensitive readers.

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Pretty much what you would expect

Pretty much what you would expect from something about baby fights. Abuse and drugs and that’s the story. Glad it was short and almost stopped listening a few times but made it through.

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